Phantom is late, his chariot would not start this morning.
Don is elated that Tu, his DirectTv repair guy got his tv’s up and running again. PS: The G’s have six (6) boxes, not five. #whitepersonproblems
Lots of debate talk. T-R-U-M-P!
Lots of Big Brother talk. C-L-A-Y!
Don was Googling “weekend blastoff” before today’s show and came across the “Ace & TJ” show that currently has this fine feature. A call to their show ensues.
Checkers employee tosses bun on ground. Checkers makes apology video. A call to Checkers Security (a real part of their company!) ensues.
Tampa Bay Bucs new program for women, “Red.”
Phone Scan Time, and it’s an exceptional one today! DGS LobsterBib to “David, David Haynes!” Win yours Monday by calling the show anytime all weekend long!
Alabama’s “new” beastiality laws!
Coffe mug bong?
PHANTOM BEWS& COMMENT HI LITES:
* Pissing on walls in SF
* GOP Debate, more Trump-isms
* Rosie O’Donnell weighs in on the debate
* Jennifer Anniston gets married
* Jon Stewart’s last Daily Show
* Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet
* Bill Hader to join Brooklyn Nine-Nine
* Gordon Ramsey signs new two year deal with Fox
Closing Song: All Those Years Ago / George Harrison
Total Show Run Time: 2:43
