Don had a day and a half yesterday. Crazy thoughts about moving the show to later in the day. All sleep deprived thoughts. The home renovations continue.
The saga of Miss Fitch, Bobby B Soder, and the WROK F-Truck.
Valerie Harper is not in a coma! And Don has to back up on his thoughts on her whole brain cancer diagnosis. Thank you, Robin Roberts!
What is the Racist Football League? the guys find out. With fight songs.
Kate Smith vs L. Ron Hubbard?
Phantom ON the Stones N The Toy show. Highlights, anyone?
A light edition of the PhoneScan. A better turn out tomorrow, please! Again, no DGS LobsterBibs were given away on today’s show. 
A KKK rally where a member is asked to remove his Fubu shoes?
Another edition of the BBC show C*n* Flaps?
An onside punt in the CFL.
Phantom News&Comment Hi Lites:
* Fox News announces the 10 candidates for the first Republican debate
* Kelly Osbourne comments on Latinos on The View, apology forthcoming
* Rosie Perez apologizes to Kelly Osbourne
* New biography on Trump on the way
* Sports Illustrated guesses every teams result for the upcoming NFL season
* Cecil the lion and Beanie Babies
* Robert Downey Jr is the world’s highest paid actor
Closing Song: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life / Monty Python
Total Show Run Time: 2:34
