A brief tech snafu at the beginning, and a restart of the entire show open!
Don is upset Marisa Tomei is rumored to be the next Aunt May in the Spiderman movies.
Donald Trump says he will build that wall along the border with Mexico. Don is starting to support Trump, and he and Phant have decided that the perfect running mate would be…Charlie Sheen!
JPP’s finger, and what Don would do if he ran the Giants.
Good Day Sacramento 20th anniversary, will they invite Don back?
30 “rudest” city names in the world, circa 2015.
Weird comic book crossovers, especially Jerry Lewis comics.
A few PrankDial calls. Jim Sorce is at it again!
RANDOM ROTATING PHONE SCAN returns with a DGS LobsterBib to call of the day, “Satan.” Win your bib by calling the show for Friday morning’s scan!
Is that a dead bat in that guys bellybutton (video)?
A not so great 911 call about Chinese food.
Man eats earwax at tennis match (video).
Softball coach arrested, texts about seeing a white guy’s genital area.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES:
* NYSE sabotaged by computer glitches, no hacking
* Baltimore’s mayor fires the city’s police commissioner
* GOP candidate Trump is #1 in North Carolina polling
* Rosie Perez leaving the View on August 6th
* Keith Olbermann heaving ESPN for the second time
* Shark Week enjoys a good 1st week of ratings
* Tom Selleck sued for stealing water
* Marisa Tomei, Aunt May?!?
* More Americans killing themselves with fireworks
* Kelly File now top ranked show at Fox News Channel
* JPP loses a finger
* Chicago sports host hints he thinks Russell Wilson is gay
* No Marshawn Lynch biopic after all
* Donovan McNabb, another DUI
Closing Song: Detroit Rock City / Kiss
Total Show Run Time: 2:42