Don’s morning started with computer issues lingering from the brown out in his neighborhood yesterday.
Then we heard about the Easter dinner gone bad with no electricity, and the family decision (Don wanted pizza) for take out Chinese food. Hours later, as they picked up their food, the power was back on. Thank You, Jesus.
While having acupunture needles removed from the small of his back on Friday, Don was feeling so relaxed he released a giant awful rancid fart right in the face of the woman removing the needles. She had to be relieved and the doctor came in to pinch hit and take the needles out.
Don and Janet saw a guy smoking outside his car as they waited in line at Carl’s Jr.
The Obamas! On tv again, she was on Fallon, he did a wacky Frank Underwood tape. This has Don incensed.
Masked Tweeter X and his new way to promote the show at drive thru windows! Today, Mc Donalds, KFC and Wendys.
Carmichael Dave’s guy he always wanted to book on the show has been arrested.
Bruce Jenner boobs in National Enquirer.
Literary karoke in Oakland?
Don love the Late Late show episode where they went to a random house to do the show from.
LISTENER VOICE MAIL PHONE SCAN! Today we had some great calls, but only one can win. Today Phant chose the smoking “naughty nurse”. Win your DGS LobsterBib today, call and leave a message for tomorrow’s show!
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Kentucky player says Fu*k that n***er at a post game presser.
PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES:
* Sacramento tries to hop into the record books, it all goes bad
* The Indiana pizza place (Memories Pizza)_ has raised over $800,000 in support of the owner’s anti LGBT comments
* Is there proof Michael Jackson was a child molester?
* Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace apologizing for his comments about Kelly Clarkson’s weight
* Furious 7 makes silly money, $143 million opening US weekend
* Don’t say hello to George Clooney in Italy, it will cost you a $600 fine
* The drummer from Lynrd Skynrd died in a car crash
* RIP legendary Bay Area broadcaster Lon Simmons
* The Price Is Right model accidentally gives away A BRAND NEW CAR!
Closing Song: Spinning Wheel / Blood, Sweat and Tears
Total Show Run Time: 2:49
