The guys did not win Powerball, they are still here.
Janet’s chin vs a doggy at the woman’s house who watches Oscar. Turns out the “urgent care” she went to does not understand the concept of urgent.
Siri’s beat box-ing ability, and other things to ask the iPhone app.
One of Cosby’s accusers put out a hip hop song about him. It’s as good as you’d expect.
Oscar nominations, Don is upset no Star Wars major nods.
Jim Baaker and Pat Robertson both have stupid messages for their lemmings.
A doughy Joe Ardinger update!
What if Jesus Christ was a Las Vegas performer?
A just fine Thursdee PhoneScan! There was a DGS lobsterBib awarded to Call O The Day! Win yours tomorrow by calling our show today, anytime 24/7!
An Uber driver broke this lady’s jaw?
A Kardassian eats a Kit Kat, tweets it, without mentioning she is being paid. Did she break federal law?
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* GOP debate tonight on Fox Biz Channel, without Rand Paul on main stage
* Charlie Sheen discusses his Mexican HIV treatment on the Dr Oz show
* More controversy about Sean Penn and his interview with El Chapo
* Jimmy Fallon bring the Tonight show back to LA for a week in February
* Seth Myers signed for Late Night show thru 2021
* NBC shoots down reports Jimmy Fallon has a drinking problem
* NBC will reassemble the cast of Friends, to honor director James Burrows
* 31 mil watched SOTU address, down from 66 mil in 1993
* US sailors detained and released in Iranian waters
* Razzie nominations!
Closing Song: Rapper’s Delight / SugarHill Gang
Total Show Run Time: 2:47
