Don starts the show by telling Phant about an episode of Shades Of Blue where Ray Liotta has a gay kiss. As you’d expect, Phant is a tad upset.
Video o the day, some college students urging a cow to defecate on their sleeping friend’s head. Moooo!
“Dear Amy” from a Seinfeld fan.
Who stole $50,000 worth of bull semen from Turlock, California?
This guy is a hell of a rapper, and Carolina Panthers fan.
Col Sanders was no fan of KFC, even in the day before the Norm commercials.
A call to Claudia Sanders eatery in Kentucky (she was Col Sanders mistress turned wife). S-M-Y-T-H-E.
A terrific Tuesdee PhoneScan, with a DGS LobsterBib for call o the day awarded! Do YOUR duty and call the show anytime 24/7! We are ready to believe you!
Trump’s spokeswoman is a “half breed.” Cue the Cher music.
More spanish calls of the Panthers win over Arizona.
Nick Cannon’s kooky Oscar poem.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* East Coast still digging out from Blizzard Jonas
* Fiasco in Flint over water continues
* Bernie vs Hillary at a CNN town hall mtg in Iowa
* More poll results from Iowa and New Hampshire
* A former Bill Clinton mistress is worried she will be killed and staged to look like a suicide
* FSU pays $950,000 to settle lawsuit filed against former QB Jameis Winston
* Broncos vs Patriots was a huge tv ratings winner
* X-Files back on Fox, and a big hit as well
* Matthew Perry was out of it for seasons 3-6 of Friends
* Jack is Black, Fox announces new “24” with a black “Jack Bauer” lead role
* Springsteen helps out fans who couldn’t see him because of the blizzard
* Dog runs half marathon
* PPA’s sue Paramount, bathrooming in their cars
* Bernie Sanders gets Ben And Jerry ice cream flavor
Closing Song: War / Edwin Starr
Total Show Run Time: 2:43
