Last show from Janet’s Mary Poppins room, as we move to our new studios after this slight trunkated show!
A lil carnage at KHTK yesterday, among those fired were friends (Little Joe) and foes (Keith Brooks). Don is still waiting for more heads on the chopping block. The guys go down memory lane being fired from KHTK.
Gronk and Deez Nuts, now explained.
A Tom Brady “Balls Are Perfect” song.
A “F**k Tom Brady song by East Side Dave.
Eddie Murhpy is now making raggae music.
WAY TO END THE WEEK WITH A GIGANTIC PHONE SCAN! Thanks to Brian from Lodi, the girl with 2 vaginas, what’s uo TFers guy, learn to troll skanks guy, racist blackula, keith from the 904, jp moneygrabber, “irene glickman”, some almost erotica from Karen…and our winner: the Mary Poppins room says goodbye!
Get in now for the 1st phone scan from the new studio, call all weekend! 24/7!
844-818-1140
A Baltimroe area cop bit the testicle of another man at a Cinco De Mayo party. The real story is who is doing the tv report on this story.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES:
* The FBI warns against many homegrown ISIS agents
* Lindsey Lohan, back in legal trouble
* The wheelchair contestant on TPIR that won a treadmill has been awarded a cruise from Jimmy Kimmel.
* Letterman tells Rolling Stone a reason he’s leaving now is his show isn’t very viral video friendly
* Jimmy Kimmel will run a repeat the night Dave does his final show
* Don reviews the new movies out this weekend he hasn’t seen, and the guys get into a discussion about the careers of Melissa McCarthy and Arnold.
* Rutgers University will have seven different mascots, including gay, transgender and racial versions of The Scarlet Knight
Closing Song: If Not For You / George Harrison
Total Show Run Time: 2:21
