Show starts with the sad news that our new tech buddy Stones has landed a real job, and will be leaving us after tomorrow’s show. Aloha!
Don is super excited to have Sue Aikens from Life Below Zero on tomorrow’s show, Phant hopes he doesn’t overdo like he does when he is really up for a guest.
R.I.P Dick Van Patten. Don has many stories and clips from DVP on the D&M show.
Don does not understand EDM. Says it sounds like Night At The Roxbury.
Fox News anchor tosses axe.
Stones calls Wal Mart where man ran naked in store pouring milk on himself. (spoiler alert: it’s the wrong store)
Archie Bunker says England is a fag country.
A mighty fine PHONE SCAN, with a DGS LobsterBib to the call of the day! Same deal tomorrow! 844-818-1140
Don Lemon, CNN, the “n” word and how Don would handle it all.
Arnold pranks his fans.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* The life and times of Dick Van Patten, gone at 86
* A NY prison tailor smuggled hacksaws inside ground hamburger to the prisoners who escaped a max security prison in New York state
* Donald Trump has jumped to second place among New Hampshire republicans
* More on the Don Lemon sign on CNN
* “Seinfeld: The Apartment”
Closing Song: Let Your Love Flow /Bellamy Brothers
Total Show Run Time: 2:49
