Show starts with a call to Stones. Wait, he doesn’t work here anymore?
Don’s messaging with Sue Akins, she loved the interview yesterday. Don thought the Life Below Zero season finale was great, just needed more Sue.
A hand fart guy is pushing Don to appear on the show, no one wants him except Don.
Sean Hannity. Confederate flag. N word. TNH.
A nice chat with former Don and Mike producer Diana, who worked on the old show for 10 years! She is now working with the Chicago PD and Fire Departments, and she and Don remember a few of the wildest times from the old show.
PHONE SCAN? Don forgot to turn the computer on (a former Stones duty) so no calls til Monday!
Gerry from Portland sends in a great Stump The Stoop, circa 1974!
Kid destroys Dollar Store.
Doctors talks bad about patients while they are under and loses lawsuit.
Fight Club for kids?
Woman crushes watermelons with her legs.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES:
* Univision and Donald Trump on the outs
* NBC starts to distance itself from Trump
* Mel Brooks tribute to Dick Van Patten
* Patrick Macnee, star of the TV Avengers has died
* Dustin Diamond (saved by the bell) sentenced to four months in jail
* Don reviews movies he hasn’t seen yet…he LOVES Ted 2
* Bristol Palin is pregnant and her family is disappointed
Closing Song: Weekend / Wet Willie
Total Show Run Time: 2:54
