Don starts the show by announcing the program will be moving from Don’s house to some commercial space soon, to make bits like “Open Door Tuesday” work…plus in studio games! More soon.
Don spent a lot of time looking up online yesterday if goats pee on each other to say hello. He could not find an answer, and many listeners sent in links to goat sites, where the riddle was finally revealed.
Phantom and his family went to an Italian joint last night, and they seem to think Phant looks like Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner. Don thinks Phantom’s family is high.
James Corden gets punked by Katie Couric.
Don totally stops the show and discussion of James Corden by remembering the dream he had last night involving his grandpa Herdie, Motts Apple juice, Hersheys ice cream sandwiches, and a radio station that begins with “K”.
A few outcalls – the Kmart in Wisconsin where a woman crapped in an aisle and the Wal Mart in Florida where a man masturbated and left his spooge on boxes of trash bags. Neither of these calls ended well.
Men explain periods in a video from Huff Post. The guys realize they also know nothing and don’t care about how or why a woman gets periods. There will be a segment next week about this very subject to see who actually knows more on the subject.
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Billy on the street w David Letterman.
Vet confronts panhandler on street pretending to be a vet.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES:
* The German co pilot who crashed his plane had looked into suicide and how to crash a plane in an internet search
* Christians worried about lunar eclipse on Saturday morning
* Memories Pizza, the Indiana restaurant that refused to cater same sex weddings has had a big reversal of fortune
* Don reviews the new movies this weekend without having seen them. Hint: Nothing To See
* Will Ferrel, Kristen Wig and Lifetime
* CMT announced new reality shows with Kelly Pickler and Dale Earnhart, Jr
* Full House spinoff ordered by Netflix
* Jessica Simpson’s brands make one Billion dollars a year
* Disney making live action Winnie The Poosh, musical version of Groundhog Day on Broadway
* The best ballpark food in 2015 before opening day arrives
Closing Song: Harry Truman / Chicago
Total Show Run Time: 2:58
