Some W.O.L.D. from Harry Chapin to start the show, really getting into the lyrics.
Some discussion about subscriptions and free months.
Don’s day of granite and tile shopping.
Donald Trump steals Don’s move of giving out someone’s phone number.
Fox News anchor on sharks in the water, from yesterday’s show.
Some talk of Nixon calling the Moon in 1969.
What makes a great looking penis? Apparently the “meatus.”
Stump the Stoop, bubblegum edition! Thanks for Gerry from Portland for the game!
A wonderful PHONESCAN that had many finalists for the DGS LobsterBib, Phantom selected “Pat” as the winner. Get your bib tomorrow by calling the show today!
British tv presenter says c*nt on morning tv.
Man follows KKK around playing tuba. Stolen from Family Guy?
Portland diner owner yells at screaming baby.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* President Obama wants Jon Stewart to stay as Daily Show host
* More Trump vs everybody
* A Florida gun shop owner declares his store a “Muslim free zone”
* Twitter vs Steven A Smith
* That recreational pot tv ad in Denver? It didn’t air after all
* The weekly look at the neilsen tv ratings…winners : ESPYS, MLB All Star Game
* Sharknado 3 debuts tonight
* Chrisley Knows Best has spinoff series ready for Todd’s daughter and son
Closing Song: My Pledge Of Love / The Joe Jeffrey Group
Total Show Run Time: 2:54
