Renovations continue at Don’s house. Due to fumes, Janet is wearing a gas mask.
It had to be done. Yoko and Whitney!
It had to be done. Trump…China and Vagina!
The guys talk with Louisiana State Senator Elbert Guillroy about race in 2015, the N bomb, and Don’s proposed “N Hour” on CNN and Fox News. Wait for the Phantom endorsement!
Kings Things!
Fake Jay Wuck checks in.
PHONE SCAN TIME, and Phantom bestows DGS LobsterBibs on ALL callers today! Win yours tomorrow, call the show anytime 24/7!
Many idiots claiming the Virginia tv shooting was a hoax.
Wisconsin man denied drivers lis, he has no hands.
David Letterman’s beard?!?
Leeches that can only survive in the rectums of Hippos.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* Deflategate to be decided by a judge by Friday
* Ben Carson ties Donald Trump in Iowa poll
* President Obama to appear on Running Wild With Bear Grylls
* Steven Colbert’s second week of guests announced
* CBS cancels Under The Dome
* Today show again beating Good Morning America
Closing Song: Legs / ZZ Top
Total Show Run Time: 2:52
