Today’s show starts with a look at all the “wacky” pranks pulled online yesterday for April Fools Day.
A brief tribute to the deceased inventor of the Pet Rock.
What’s in the “info” box on the porn movies and shows on DirectTV?
California’s drought, and Don wants to know when EXACTLY are we running out of water? To no one’s surprise, Phantom is the contrarian!
A memorable woman selling cigarettes 2 for $1.00 outside a DUI class in Modesto, California.
WHAT A GREAT LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT yet again! So so so many great calls, and the winner is..
the listener with the catchy song, “Goats Say Hi By Peeing On Each Other!”
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Bruce Jenner has already had implants put in.
Flea market Montgomery is a smash!
Homeless people read mean tweets.
How do you engage in a fight with a bra and a ceramic chicken for 20 minutes?
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES:
* More details on the California drought
* The next bizarre twist in the kidnapping “hoax” involving a woman from Northern Cal
* A Picasso painting will get more that $140 million in an auction
* Chris Rock vs police while DWB, and Don Lemon is involved now
* Fast & Furious 7 breaking records, not even released til tomorrow
* Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally are boycotting Indiana
* Monica Lewinski is welcome to co host on “The View”
* Burger King Whopper cologne
* Bob Barker makes April Fools visit to TPIR
* Will Farrell & Kristen Wig to make Lifetime TV movie
* Steven Tyler making a country album
* RIP Cynthia Lennon
Closing Song: Baby Now That I’ve Found You / Foundations
Total Show Run Time: 2:56
