“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Semen!” 10.25.16

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Semen!” 10.25.16

Posted by on Oct 25, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by telling us about his bowl movement schedule.  Don asked the question of when will Steve Cottingim lose his job?  Don then played a clip of Amy Schumer on Instagram, going to bed with no make up on which sparked a debate between Don and Little Joe on if she’s hot or not.  Don then addressed the homeless in front of the studio.  Don then told us about his new favorite reality show about prison guards, which lead Little Joe to talk about his time in jail and the looney bin.  Don then talked about how the local news goes crazy when it rains.  Don complained about the NFL schedule and told us why their ratings are so bad.  Don then talked about the Redskins coach who got caught pissing in a Gatorade cup during the game.  Don told us about a restaurant in the UK that is teaching their chefs to cook with semen.  Don then played a clip of a porn star who is accusing Donald Trump of offering her money for sex.  The boys had a fun phone scan filled with a bad joke, a dead singer and a porn suggestion. Don played his random clips including Scottie Pippen screwing up Take Me Out To The Ballgame and a women who slowly poisoned her coworkers coffee.  And in honor of the Chad Smith’s birthday, the boys closed the show with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and “Can’t...

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“Jeremy” 10.24.16

“Jeremy” 10.24.16

Posted by on Oct 24, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by addressing the internet hack that affected the show Friday.  Don then told us what’s wrong with the NFL.  Don took a listen to a man with Tourettes singing karaoke.  Don then shared a list of the worst things to give at Halloween.  Don told us the story of when he called Phil Collins at the hotel, which lead to Phil Collins giving out Don and Mike’s phone numbers in concert.  Don then told us about his drunk brothers weekend.  Don and Little Joe played a couple very controversial and crazy clips courtesy of Curt Schilling.  Don prayed to the lord for the TMZ voice guy to die.  Don then shared with the story of a snail named Jeremy, a left handed snail.  The boys had a phone scan with a calls that infuriated Little Joe. Don had his random clips including a dog named Jeremy that makes sounds like a ship from Star Wars.  Don then told us what costumes NOT to wear this Halloween.  And in honor of the Cubs heading to the World Series and the snail and dog named Jeremy, the boys closed the show with Pearl Jam’s...

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“Sean Salisbury” 10.21.16

“Sean Salisbury” 10.21.16

Posted by on Oct 21, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by going through the Donald Smythe mailbag.  Don then gave us an update on Bishop’s training and his unpleasant experience at Petco.  Little Joe then told us about the man who flipped him off and his young friend Declan who said “he gave you the f*ck you finger!”.   Don then played us the highlights from the presidential roast.  The great Sean Salisbury joined the show to talk about why the NFL ratings are hurting and how the league has become soft.  Don was then thrown off by seeing Tina Macuha as Super Girl on Good Day Sacramento.  Don then told us about a new restaurant in France that only employs people with Down Syndrome.  Don played an upset Stephen Baldwin who doesn’t find his brother Alec’s impression of Donald Trump funny.  The boys had a phone scan highlighted with calls from Ronald Smythe and Abe Vigoda. Don played a clip of Madonna saying that she will give BJs to everyone who votes for Hillary Clinton.  Nate Shrek came in studio to be today’s guest picker.  Don played a hilarious clip from Aziz Ansari telling you why you should go out and vote.  And in honor of the birthday girls that Kanye West has slept with the boys closed the show with...

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“How Did You Get This Number?” 10.20.16

“How Did You Get This Number?” 10.20.16

Posted by on Oct 20, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by telling us about his new red Nikes he bought at Costco.  Don then gave us the excuse the NFL is making for their poor ratings.  Little Joe played a video of a dwarf Donald Trump getting kicked out of the Trump International.  Don gave us his thoughts on last nights debate.  Little Joe told us what happened when he snuck into SolarCity.  Don told us why he loves Madea.  Don played a video of a woman with a very special talent.  Don told us what candy is most popular in each state for Halloween.  The boys had a pathetic phone scan with only one call…so Little Joe threatened once again to kill a kitten if the phone scan isn’t better tomorrow. Don shared with us once again his questionable music tastes.  Don played a video of a Cubs fan who shaved half his face and won’t shave the rest until the Cubs win the World Series.  Don then debuted a new game, “How Did You Get This Number”.  And in honor of Tom Petty’s birthday, the boys closed the show with “Won’t Back...

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“Little Joe Ninja!” 10.19.16

“Little Joe Ninja!” 10.19.16

Posted by on Oct 19, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by recalling his first time at the zoo, when he first discovered monkey’s throw their poop.  Don then talked about a promotion him and Mike had with a monkey.  The boys took a call from Brian who was in the shower…which lead Don to tell us how to properly wash yourself.  Don then afforested the homeless situation out front of the studio.  We discover that Little Joe is a ninja who owns a samurai sword.  Don then played Peter Griffin on the bus with Donald Trump and Billy Bush.  Don gave us the latest clown news of the day.  The boys played a Foreign or Domestic in Las Vegas in honor of tonight’s presidential debate.  Don then gave us a list of the top NFL mascots.  The boys then had a phone scan highlighted by their only caller, the Finger Guy. Don and Little Joe played a clip of Michael Irvin saying that Ezekiel Elliott makes him want to “spend some alone time” with himself.  That then lead Little Joe to tell his Michael Irvin story.  Don then had his random clips including three people hitting the a dollar and a woman who lost 245lbs due to her sex life. And in honor of that woman the boys closed the show with Queen and “Fat Bottomed...

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“5 More Dicks!” 10.18.16

“5 More Dicks!” 10.18.16

Posted by on Oct 18, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by informing us that Shepard Smith has finally came out as a being gay.  Don then caught us up on How To Get Away With Murder, and how it’s a gay show.  Don then talked about his run ins with Wolf Blitzer.  Don played a brand new message from Frankie MacDonald and his take on Halloween.  Don then told us about the man who had his penis amputated because he was masturbating with a bottle. Don and little Joe then discussed the first time oral sex ever happened.  Don then played a never before released alternate version of Queen’s “We Will Rock You”.  Donald Smythe then called a Wendy’s in Ohio to ask them about the marijuana found in a girls fries.  Don and Little Joe then played Amy Schumer taking on a Donald Trump supporter in Florida.  The boys then had a phone scan with call about the Rock and Roll nominations which lead Don and Little Joe to discuss the nominees. Don had his random clips including Russell Crowe saying grab her in the pussy at an award show.  And in honor of Chuck Berry turning 90, the boys closed the show with “Johnny B...

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