Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by addressing the new homeless outside the studio, “The Huxtable’s”. Don then talked about how bad Northern California drivers are when the elements are bad. Don explained to Little Joe why he shouldn’t worry for Chicago if the Cubs win. Don and Little Joe then discussed the election and how stupid early voting is. Then the boys talked about the PC police going after the Indians over Chief Wahoo. Don shared with us his “Radio Station Of The Day”. Don then played a collection of different versions of “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”. Don played some Foreign or Domestic in Cleveland in honor of the World Series. Don and Little Joe then had a passionate discussion over Supergirl having sex…which lead to the boys talking about vagina’s with teeth. The boys then had a phone scan, highlighted with a very Merry Christmas wish. Don and Little Joe discussed who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Don then played a clip of Kevin James going fan boy at a Billy Joel concert. Don brought to us a couple controversial Halloween stories over Hillary Clinton and Bill Cosby costumes. And in honor of Dave Matthews Band’s drummer, Carter Beauford’s birthday, the boys closed the show with “Ants Marching”....
Read More“Nut Butter!” 11.1.16
Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by recapping his Halloween night with his kid scaring neighbor. Little Joe then recapped his night out with his kids as he dressed up like a rockstar. That reminded Don of when he used to take Bart out dressed up as Batman. Don talked about his new favorite show again, Westworld, which lead Don to discuss real android sex dolls. Don played audio of Tom Brady addressing the dildo thrown on the field Monday. This lead Don to discover a new dildo site, Doc Johnson’s. So, Donald Smythe decided to call Doc Johnson’s Marital Aids to see if their “bust it nut butter” was edible. Don let us know that Elvira doesn’t believe the her character ever needed big boobs. Don had the latest musical lawsuit, Collage vs. Bruno Mars. Don played for us Julia Roberts celebrating the word “F*ck”. Don read for us the Donald Trump phone script. Don then called Butterball Turkey to ask them if they make their turkey’s with “bust it nut butter”. The boys had a phone scan highlighted with Kings Things reading Geronimo Allison’s tweets. Don then had his random clips including some college kids pulling a Toy Story prank on their drunk buddy. And just because, the boys closed the show with Bruno Mars and “24K...
Read More“Trick or Beer!” 10.31.16
Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by addressing the ridiculous Halloween costumes that morning TV wears. Don then announced why he will NOT be giving away candy this year. Little Joe talked about the lizard he caught over the weekend, that eventually died. Don gave us an update on Bishops training. Don then told us about the Packers latest receiving star, Geronimo Allison and his amazing Twitter account. Don shared with us Janet’s passion for supporting Donald Trump, as she’s volunteered at the Trump call center. Don then debuted the latest song for the show courtesy of Stephen Gedney. Don then updated us on the Toy/Stones drama. Don welcomed loyal listener Chris and his Donald Trump costume to the show before sending him out for “Trick or Beer”. Don gave us an update on the homeless situation out front of the studio, which lead Little Joe to say that he wouldn’t mind the homeless ocean lifestyle. Don gave Chris a call for this years addition of “Trick or Beer”. Don shared with us who he got the “Scared Kids” from, SCTV’s Monster Chiller Horror Theatre, Count Floyd…which lead Don to tell us about the time he did magic on TV with Captain 20. Little Joe said he could do better than Chris, so he went out for a little “Trick or Donut”. Don shared a couple random stories including a man having sex with his van, and a Twitter war between Smash Mouth and the Oakland A’s. Don called his brother Jimmy to hear about his birthday bash and his brand new tattoo. Don and Little Joe then rated Halloween themed songs. And in honor of Halloween, the boys closed the show with The Exorcist Theme, Tubular Bells....
Read More“Sean Salisbury” 10.28.16
Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Little Joe starts off by telling us why he’s so tired after being peed on while sleeping last night. Don points out 2 guys you don’t want to be at the World Series, one puking while pooping in a urinal and the other peeing with his pants completely down. Don calls the University of Texas Austin to ask them about their affirmative action bake sale. The great Sean Salisbury joined the show and told the boys why this NFL season is so bad and informed the boys that he plans on running for president. Don then tried to call the Jelly Belly factory to ask them why they’re making Candy Corn. Toy joined the boys in studio to tell us about his love gone wrong…just to have his ex Christina call the show to win the war of the roses. The boys had a phone scan with many suggestions for Little Joe and his love life. Don told us about how he’s been invited for the season finale of Hells Kitchen right before playing a clip of Gordon Ramsey telling us what is the worst Halloween candy is. Don then played a clip of a young boy who took a dead squirrel to school. And in honor of the boy, the boys closed the show with “Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road” by Loudon Wainwright III. Don and Little Joe welcomed Stones McCoy and Nate Shrek to the studio for the bonus show. Stones shed some more insight on his relationship with Toy while Little Joe ruthlessly made fun of Nate...
Read More“White Butterfinger” 10.27.16
Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by announcing the bad news that there will be no tattooing of Little Joe’s arm today. Don then asked Little Joe about his new nickname “White Butterfinger”, which he earned from his encounter with a crazy homeless man before the show. Don told us again why HBO’s Westworld is a must watch. Don answered a listeners email, asking how he acquired the scars on his elbow. Don broke the news that you can not catch eye herpes from virtual reality…which lead the boys to discuss virtual reality sex. Don gave his brother Jimmy a call to see how the Steve Vai concert was and to ask him about his birthday bash this upcoming weekend. Donald Smythe gave Arby’s a call to ask them about their all new venison sandwiches. Don played Megan Kelly and Newt Gingrich arguing over Donald Trump being a sexual predator. The boys had a full phone scan highlighted with a question for Little Joe, whose toe would he rather suck, Carmichael Dave or Glickman’s. Don gave us an update on Steve Bryant’s health and then gave us Steve Bryant’s top 10 reason’s you know you’re losing the presidential race. Don had his random clips including a perfect example of “get off my yard” and Donald Trump getting booed singing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”. And in honor of the late great Scott Weiland’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Stone Temple Pilots, “Dare If You...
Read More“That’s Not What A Toothbrush Is For!” 10.26.16
Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by asking Little Joe the status of the Kings home opener in their new arena, which wasn’t sold out yet. Don then reviewed the latest Examiner and National Enquirer with stories of an ailing Betty White and a bad boy Billy Bush. Don played the latest hit song courtesy of Pussy Riot. Don and Little Joe discussed what they watched on TV last night instead of the World Series. Buy request, Don played an oldie but goodie, “My Vagina Ain’t Handicap”. Don gave us an update on his bowels. Don played some listener sent crazy porn, which eventually made Little Joe literally, throw up. Don had a power ranking of Superhero’s if they were real. The boys had a phone scan with no winner of the DGS Lobster Bib. Don had his random clips including a police ride along that goes very bad and a guy face planting while playing a virtual reality game. And in honor CM Punk’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Living Colour and “Cult of...
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