“Sean Salisbury” 11.18.16

“Sean Salisbury” 11.18.16

Posted by on Nov 18, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by teasing that CBS still has it out for Don and the show.  Don then played audio of Kanye West telling a crowd who he would of voted for if he voted.  Don told us about his “special” relationship he shared with his dad.  Don gave us an update on his rat situation at home.  Don warned Thanksgiving travelers that employees at O’Hare Airport in Chicago are going on strike.  Don then told us what the most popular restaurant will be this Thanksgiving.  The great Sean Salisbury joined the boys for his weekly call.  While on, Sean answered Don and Little Joe’s bet, gave us his thoughts on players vs coaches and answered why high school football is so popular.  Don then had a phone scan highlighted by a call from Naughty Nurse A’lyce, which inspired a hate filled call by Aaron in Atlanta. Don then gave Warren Moon a call to wish him a happy birthday.  Don played the latest “Mannequin Challenge” from a prison, which made Don ask, how do prisoners get phones?  Little Joe’s sister, Pepsi joined the show to tell us how long Little Joe has been this crazy, if she thinks he looks like Justin Timberlake and shellacked this weeks NFL games.  Comedian and actor Steve Byrne joined the boys in studio to promote his upcoming shows at the Punchline in Sacramento (www.PunchlineSac.com).  While in studio, Steve told the boys about his time working on Sullivan and Son, how he broke into comedy and how he loves to drink Jameson after his shows.  Don had his random stories including a non make up wearing Hillary Clinton, and an elderly Florida woman who got shot in the leg with an arrow.  And in honor of Kirk Hammett’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Metallica and “Enter Sandman”. Don and Little Joe welcomed to the studio Kevin Kronic (www.KronicTalk.com) and loyal listener Brian for the bonus show.  We hear about Brian’s love for punk music while Kevin lights up a Diaz brother inspired joint and Little Joe catches a second hand...

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“Ron Diamond” 11.17.16

“Ron Diamond” 11.17.16

Posted by on Nov 17, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by teasing a guest Joe has been chasing…just to find out, Joe failed.  Little Joe then tells us about his daughters award ceremony and how a student was kneeling during the Pledge of Allegiance.  Don shared with us how he lost his virginity to his teddy bear.  Don then told us the many stories of his cousin Ronnie and how he is now a Neil Diamond impersonator, Ron Diamond.  Don gave us an update on his rat situation.  Don then shared with us the Twitter war between Cris Collinsworth and Bill Simmons.  Don told us about his radio war against Larry Lujack.  Don called Vinnie Bucci to let him know that the Howard Stern Show pranked him, to Vinny’s surprise.  Don and Little Joe listened to the weirdest voicemail ever left to the show.  Don told us about the new Donald Trump assassination game.  The boys had a phone scan highlighted with a call from Kings Things. Don shared with us some random Trump stories including an idiot who tweeted he wanted to assassinate the president elect and a man who lost a bet and had to get a “Trump Stamp”.  And in honor of Larry Lujack’s love for animal stories, the boys closed the show with The Animals “Don’t Let Me Be...

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“Shazaam!” 11.16.16

“Shazaam!” 11.16.16

Posted by on Nov 16, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by giving us an update on Bishop and his engorged penis.  Don then played the latest comedy piece by Frankie MacDonald, inspired by Don himself.  Don had some fun with a Michael Jackson soundboard before talking about Tony Romo’s sad announcement.  Don then played a tape of a man catching his wife cheating on him by using a drone.  Don read an upset letter John Lennon wrote Paul and Linda McCartney, then played us audio of Dana Carvey as Paul speaking to a dead John about the world today.  Little Joe got a little serious as he spoke of his kids and his divorce.  We discover Little Joe’s new impression, as he debuted his “Gomer Smythe” while calling McDonalds to ask them about their new Sriracha Big Mac.  The boys had a phone scan with Kim and her not so sexy voice. Little Joe read us some Rock Hudson jokes before Don gave us his random stories including a 100 year old organ playing Bohemian Rhapsody.  And in honor of the Lennon letter to McCartney, the boys closed the show with John Lennon and “Instant...

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“Mike Pereira” 11.15.16

“Mike Pereira” 11.15.16

Posted by on Nov 15, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don told us about his visit to the neurologist, letting us know that his head is just fine.  Little Joe told us why the “Supermoon” isn’t so super.  Don shared with us the time he went hunting and got stuck in a pool of snow.  Don played an epic 911 call from the Sterling Court Assisted Living center in Deltona Florida, after residents were attacked by a squirrel.  Fox Sports Mike Pereira joined the boys to talk about the state of officiating in the NFL.  Mike also told the boys about the time he got in a fight with Roger Goodell and how him tweeting about his cocktails have people convinced he’s alcoholic.  Don then made a call from the Squirrel News Network to get an official statement from Sterling Court on the squirrel attack.  Don gave us a series of Donald Trump related stories ranging from Back To The Future’s Biff being based on Trump to Wanda Sykes getting booed on stage for her comments about Trump.  Donald Smythe made a call to an Arby’s in Michigan to see if they would cook his deer he shot, after they sold out of their venison sandwiches.  The boys had a phone scan highlighted with a call saying Little Joe doesn’t look like Justin Timberlake, he looks more like Screech, Dustin Diamond. Don had his random stories including a man who got his wedding ring stuck on his penis and a gay man getting beat up with his own prosthetic leg.  And the boys closed the show with the Doobie Brothers “Long Train...

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“That’s Not How You Use Chopsticks!” 11.14.16

“That’s Not How You Use Chopsticks!” 11.14.16

Posted by on Nov 14, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by congratulating Frankie MacDonald on predicting the New Zealand earthquake.  Don talked about what was on the dildo that was thrown onto the field and the Patriots/Bills game…which lead Don to talk about how God gives bigger penis’ to dumber people.  Don then gave us a list of the smartest celebrities according to their IQ test.  Don recapped his weekend including the blood work he had to get done, and the drone hovering over his house.  The boys discussed Chris Berman and the bags under his.  Don watched Conor McGregor become a 2 belt champion Saturday night.  Don then talked about Donald Trump’s first appearance on the 60 minutes since being elected president.  Don shared with us the story of Black Peter and how the Dutch are already going crazy for him.  Don and Little Joe played a very phone backwards Stump The Stoop courtesy of Jerry from Portland.  The boys had a phone scan, highlighted by a call for the DGS fanfare party this weekend. Don had his random stories, including a woman who uses sperm as a lotion, and a man who shoved a chopstick in his penis, because it was bleeding.  And in honor of Travis Barker’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Blink 182 “What’s My Age Again”....

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“Sean Salisbury” 11.11.16

“Sean Salisbury” 11.11.16

Posted by on Nov 11, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

            Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by thanking our nations veterans by playing a Patton clip.  Don then went after the silly protesters upset that Trump is no w our president elect.  Don addressed why Little Joe was in a bad mood after the bad Thursday he had.  Don then argued who had a worse Thursday, Little Joe or Al Michaels.  The boys welcomed the great Sean Salisbury back to the show.  While on, Sean destroyed all the cry baby’s in this country, told us once again why the NFL is so bad, and praised dominate teams like New England and Alabama.  Don then went over the latest National Enquirer with a racist Hillary Clinton and Tiger Woods paying for sex again.  The boys welcomed comedian Dean Delray to the studio to promote his upcoming shows at the Punchline (www.PunchlineSac.com).  While in studio, Dean told the boys what it’s like breaking into comedy at such a late age and who helped him the most.  He also talked about opening for acts like the Black Crows and Tom Petty.  Little Joe and Don then argued if Little Joe is a bad influence with his kids.  Don gave us an update on his rat problem right before welcoming back to the show Blind Neal to make this weeks NFL picks.  And in honor of the great Leonard Cohen passing away, the boys closed the show with “Hallelujah”. The boys welcomed to the bonus show, comedian and friend, Jehan to the studio.  While in studio, Jehan educates the boys on vaping and wax THC, and told us why prop 64 passing is huge.  The boys also discussed Little Joe’s love affair with Dave Deuce Mason and if his man crush on Jehan surpasses his love for...

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