Dennis Hof’s message about Lamar Odom’s penis.
Bernie Sanders explains social security. The with a fart track added.
Don finally agrees with the French about something.
People going bathroom on the beach and in the water at beaches in India. The guys listen to a particular man who explains exactly how the process works. Don claims he saw this behavior over 20 years ago in Ocean City, Md.
Woman who says TNF is ruining families.
PHONESCAN returns with a super bunch of calls…today’s DGS LobsterBib winner was “Fake Craig.” Win yours tomorrow by calling the show anytime 24/7!
Doc Brown’s message from the future.
Best ambulance chasing lawyer ad. Ever.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* Simon Cowell to replace Howard Stern on AGT
* Maroon 5 to play SB 50?
* Joe Biden decides not to run
* CNBC announces 10 person GOP debate for next week, and who’s at the kid’s table as well
* Khloe Kardashian’s divorce to Lamar Odom is off, for now
* RIP Cory Wells from Three Dog Night
* Chris Rock to host Oscar awards
* More Americans than ever favor legalizing weed
* Woman wins $1 million for her southern biscuits and gravy flavored potato chips
Closing Song: Sure As I’m Sittin’ Here / Three Dog Night
Total Show Run Time: 2:48
