“Trick or Beer!” 10.31.16

“Trick or Beer!” 10.31.16

Posted by on Oct 31, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by addressing the ridiculous Halloween costumes that morning TV wears.  Don then announced why he will NOT be giving away candy this year.  Little Joe talked about the lizard he caught over the weekend, that eventually died.  Don gave us an update on Bishops training.  Don then told us about the Packers latest receiving star, Geronimo Allison and his amazing Twitter account.  Don shared with us Janet’s passion for supporting Donald Trump, as she’s volunteered at the Trump call center.  Don then debuted the latest song for the show courtesy of Stephen Gedney.  Don then updated us on the Toy/Stones drama.  Don welcomed loyal listener Chris and his Donald Trump costume to the show before sending him out for “Trick or Beer”.  Don gave us an update on the homeless situation out front of the studio, which lead Little Joe to say that he wouldn’t mind the homeless ocean lifestyle.  Don gave Chris a call for this years addition of “Trick or Beer”.  Don shared with us who he got the “Scared Kids” from, SCTV’s Monster Chiller Horror Theatre, Count Floyd…which lead Don to tell us about the time he did magic on TV with Captain 20.  Little Joe said he could do better than Chris, so he went out for a little “Trick or Donut”.  Don shared a couple random stories including a man having sex with his van, and a Twitter war between Smash Mouth and the Oakland A’s.  Don called his brother Jimmy to hear about his birthday bash and his brand new tattoo.  Don and Little Joe then rated Halloween themed songs.  And in honor of Halloween, the boys closed the show with The Exorcist Theme, Tubular Bells....

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“Sean Salisbury” 10.28.16

“Sean Salisbury” 10.28.16

Posted by on Oct 28, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Little Joe starts off by telling us why he’s so tired after being peed on while sleeping last night.  Don points out 2 guys you don’t want to be at the World Series, one puking while pooping in a urinal and the other peeing with his pants completely down.  Don calls the University of Texas Austin to ask them about their affirmative action bake sale.  The great Sean Salisbury joined the show and told the boys why this NFL season is so bad and informed the boys that he plans on running for president.  Don then tried to call the Jelly Belly factory to ask them why they’re making Candy Corn.  Toy joined the boys in studio to tell us about his love gone wrong…just to have his ex Christina call the show to win the war of the roses.  The boys had a phone scan with many suggestions for Little Joe and his love life. Don told us about how he’s been invited for the season finale of Hells Kitchen right before playing a clip of Gordon Ramsey telling us what is the worst Halloween candy is.  Don then played a clip of a young boy who took a dead squirrel to school.  And in honor of the boy, the boys closed the show with “Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road” by Loudon Wainwright III. Don and Little Joe welcomed Stones McCoy and Nate Shrek to the studio for the bonus show.  Stones shed some more insight on his relationship with Toy while Little Joe ruthlessly made fun of Nate...

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“White Butterfinger” 10.27.16

“White Butterfinger” 10.27.16

Posted by on Oct 27, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by announcing the bad news that there will be no tattooing of Little Joe’s arm today.  Don then asked Little Joe about his new nickname “White Butterfinger”, which he earned from his encounter with a crazy homeless man before the show.  Don told us again why HBO’s Westworld is a must watch.  Don answered a listeners email, asking how he acquired the scars on his elbow.  Don broke the news that you can not catch eye herpes from virtual reality…which lead the boys to discuss virtual reality sex.  Don gave his brother Jimmy a call to see how the Steve Vai concert was and to ask him about his birthday bash this upcoming weekend.  Donald Smythe gave Arby’s a call to ask them about their all new venison sandwiches.  Don played Megan Kelly and Newt Gingrich arguing over Donald Trump being a sexual predator.  The boys had a full phone scan highlighted with a question for Little Joe, whose toe would he rather suck, Carmichael Dave or Glickman’s. Don gave us an update on Steve Bryant’s health and then gave us Steve Bryant’s top 10 reason’s you know you’re losing the presidential race.  Don had his random clips including a perfect example of “get off my yard” and Donald Trump getting booed singing “Take Me Out To The Ball Game”.  And in honor of the late great Scott Weiland’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Stone Temple Pilots, “Dare If You...

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“That’s Not What A Toothbrush Is For!” 10.26.16

“That’s Not What A Toothbrush Is For!” 10.26.16

Posted by on Oct 26, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by asking Little Joe the status of the Kings home opener in their new arena, which wasn’t sold out yet.  Don then reviewed the latest Examiner and National Enquirer with stories of an ailing Betty White and a bad boy Billy Bush.  Don played the latest hit song courtesy of Pussy Riot.  Don and Little Joe discussed what they watched on TV last night instead of the World Series.  Buy request, Don played an oldie but goodie, “My Vagina Ain’t Handicap”.  Don gave us an update on his bowels.  Don played some listener sent crazy porn, which eventually made Little Joe literally, throw up.  Don had a power ranking of Superhero’s if they were real.  The boys had a phone scan with no winner of the DGS Lobster Bib. Don had his random clips including a police ride along that goes very bad and a guy face planting while playing a virtual reality game.  And in honor CM Punk’s birthday, the boys closed the show with Living Colour and “Cult of...

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“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Semen!” 10.25.16

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Semen!” 10.25.16

Posted by on Oct 25, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. |

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by telling us about his bowl movement schedule.  Don asked the question of when will Steve Cottingim lose his job?  Don then played a clip of Amy Schumer on Instagram, going to bed with no make up on which sparked a debate between Don and Little Joe on if she’s hot or not.  Don then addressed the homeless in front of the studio.  Don then told us about his new favorite reality show about prison guards, which lead Little Joe to talk about his time in jail and the looney bin.  Don then talked about how the local news goes crazy when it rains.  Don complained about the NFL schedule and told us why their ratings are so bad.  Don then talked about the Redskins coach who got caught pissing in a Gatorade cup during the game.  Don told us about a restaurant in the UK that is teaching their chefs to cook with semen.  Don then played a clip of a porn star who is accusing Donald Trump of offering her money for sex.  The boys had a fun phone scan filled with a bad joke, a dead singer and a porn suggestion. Don played his random clips including Scottie Pippen screwing up Take Me Out To The Ballgame and a women who slowly poisoned her coworkers coffee.  And in honor of the Chad Smith’s birthday, the boys closed the show with the Red Hot Chili Peppers and “Can’t...

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