A few false starts today with a few audio snafus. By the third re-start, all was fine! Woman who fell in love with a tree and has sex with it. Don wonders about that woman getting poison ivy in her vaginal area. A listener send in a version of “Questions 67 & 68” by Chicago in Japanese. Ashley Judd vs Twitter, and she brings it up a notch. A call to Brother Jim! He discusses many topics, and ends by telling the guys he’s taking three Percocets before his drug test at work today. (You have to listen to understand this one.) LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT! – Many great, offbeat calls. And in an upset, the Frank Underwood call did not win (fake naughty nurses did) !You can win the DGS LobsterBib tomorrow by calling today, or any old time! 844-818-1140 ISIS propoganga video. Shawn King vs Piers Morgan. Mexican wrestler killed in the ring. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Security upped after threat on Obama’s niece during woman’s NCAA game * NFL suspending blackout rules for 2015 * NFL will put on London based game on Google or Apple or Netflix soon * NFL considers moving the Pro Bowl to Brazil * Jogger struck and injured by David Crosby * AJ Pero, drummer for Twisted Sister died on Friday * Will Kathy Griffin host the View? * Mo’ne Davis turns the other cheek * More casting for the OJ tv movie * FCC gives out biggest fine ever to Roakoke, Va tv station * Burger King bring back Chicken Fries for good * Difference between “yenta” and “shiva” Closing Song : Julie Do Ya Love Me / Bobby Sherman Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Rockin The Reservation” 3.23.15
Anniversary recap for the Geronimo’s: Janet got a loaf of bread from the resturant they ate at as a gift! James Franco and his sexuality. Don’s concern over ISIS and how to fight them on a social media level. Larry King’s things, and he calls them into a voicemail?!? Brother Jim and his Guiness outfit and love of a 60’s pop star? Worth a call tomorrow. The guys discover Meerkat, a new app for live video on Twitter. The guys send out a few short trial video shots. Brockett 99, part 7!!! A GREAT WAY TO KICK OFF THE WEEK, you calls form the 24hr voicemail line. Many are chosen, only one can win the DGS LobsterBib…today it was the “Beautiful Sunday” caller. Win your bib tomorrow, call today! 844-818-1140 Stand up comedian wishes heckler wold kill himself. Sex Pants! Sex Pants! 12 year old tries to poison her Mom. Sex offender hired as Mall Easter Bunny. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Chris Brown completed his probation * Ted Cruz will announce later today he’s running for President * James Corden kicks off CBS’ Late Late Show tonight * Andrew Dice Clay will star in “Dice” on Showtime * The NFL free agent combine * A college baseball player referred to Mo’Ne Davis as a slut on Twitter * Starbucks and their stupid “Race Together” promotion is over * Taylor Swift buys domain names with .porn and .adult to protect her good name * Verne Troyer recovering after seizure * Walmart settling with children of James Mc Nair, killed in the Tracy Morgan crash Closing Song: Beautiful Sunday / Daniel Boone Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“NerdWatch” 3.20.15
Happy 6th anniversary Don & Janet! Off to the casino for some good luck! Charlie Sheen agrees with Don about Pres Obama picking brackets on ESPN. Don’s NCAA pick, Lafayette (all mayo) has been bounced out. Don doesn’t get the whole bracket process, Phantom explains. Michael Phelps and a plus sized transgender who gave him golden showers? A basketball player, last name F U C K. Some listener emails: 1 a guy about an FM chip in smartphones 2 a guy about something Howard Stern said about podcasting 3 a guy who sent along the audio on Patricia Heaton on the D&M show 15 years ago 4 a guy who sent in some Stump The Stoop for the guys NERDWATCH! Commander William T Riker on the stand. Another amazing Listener Voice Mail Segment! Congrats to today’s winner of the DGS Lobster Bib, “The Guy Who Cracked Himself Up.” Win yours Mon, call all weekend! 844-818-1140 Hannibal Buress on Cosby. The Fresh Prince of C Span. Why is Mason Reese crying to Harry Chapin? PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI-LITES: * Fox’s Empire keeps chugging along, reruns on Hulu * Don Lemon again debates race on CNN * US Weekly apologizes to Kendall Jenner * An awful large serving of Phantom’s “wake&bake editorial on life” * The other Top Gear guys refuse to go on w/o the suspended one * The new Adam Sandler movie, “Pixels” * Don reviews this weekend’s new movies without having seen them. Winner: The Sean Penn film, “The Gunman.” * Mr T returns to tv * Did President Obama buy the Magnum PI house in Hawaii? Closing Song: Hair Of The Dog / Nazareth Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“His Mouth Opens, Right?” 3.19.15
Today’s show begins with Don’s love of the tv show “The Flash” and how great the latest episode was. Also something about costumes for Daredevil and Fantastic Four. Phantom’s daily senior moment driving into Don’s community. Some day he WILL run a jogger over. Don’s (still) fav song Take Me To Church, and a bunch of really bad sing along mash ups by a guy that apparently only Don cares for. Ravens player DUI, he’s a goner. Thanks to loyal listener Amy from Tuscon, Az for sending in the question and answer session from ladies about discharge in their panties. And a great answer from Dear Prudence, involving a dog, peanut butter, and nipples. WOW, what a GREAT AWESOME AMAZING listener voicemail segment! Every call was a winner, but the DGS LobsterBib goes to the Steven Hawking porno reading guy! As Don said, “His Mouth Opens, Right?” Call NOW to get on Friday’s show! 844-818-1140 Awful Seinfeld standup. Amputee gets means note on her windshield. MSNBC “panel on race” and they don’t know one of the panelists IS black. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI-LITES: * Trump announces more Presidental plans * Kendell Jenner vs US Weekly * Paul Mc Cartney will induct Ringo Starr into the R&R HOF * Liza Manelli has checked herself into rehab * Sharknado 3’s new title: “Oh Hell No!” * Transgender character on the Bold & Beautiful * Chris Borland leaving the 49ers * Jim Irsay’s dumb idea for a 9 point TD in the NFL * Lester Holt & NBC News getting ratings by running news at 2am * There may be metal in your Kraft Mac & Cheese Closing Song: Big Girl’s Don’t Cry / Four Seasons Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Randy Quaid Sex Tape?” 3.18.15
The show opens with good news for the Geronimo’s bulldog, Oscar. His eye surgery went great and he is home resting! A lil audio from a tech meeting yesterday with Don and Lorne and Carl’s Sr. Spolier: Don likes pie. The guys attempt to watch a series of Randy Quaid sex tapes with his wife. Turns out you have to donate to Randy’s passport fund to watch them all. Good luck with that. A tape from one of our UK listeners, girls drunk punching guys at a St Pats Day party. Frankie Mc Donald wants to Skype with the guys. And he has a wx forecast to share. LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT…only 6 calls?!? But still a winner was named Call O The Day and gets the DGS LobsterLib! Call early call often. 844-818-1140 British people encourage suicide jumper to just do it. Some Beach Boys classic studio tapes with Dad Murray yelling at the guys. The 7 Shamrock Shake challenge. Brain Freeze. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Durst. Not Fred. Robert * Top Neilsen TV ratings, NCIS #1, Empire #3 * Racial drama on the “View” with Rosie Perez and Raven-Symone * The Today Show and their new “ice bucket challenge”, involving Twizzlers * “Fashion Police” on hiatus * News on the Beiber roast and the jokes being edited from the show * Ashley Judd vs Twitter * RIP Andy Fraser of Free * Sinead O’ Connor, shut up Closing Song: It Only Takes A Minute / Tavares Total Show Run Time:...
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