“Get Off My Lawn!” 3.31.15

“Get Off My Lawn!” 3.31.15

Posted by on Mar 31, 2015 in Announcements |

The show starts with big time happy birthday wishes to Bart, who turns 30 today! Don remembers Freda’s water breaking 8 weeks early and rushing to the hospital then watching the USFL during labor. Hannah Storm is the equiv of Julie Ryan at this early hour. Phantom needs his coffee. HE IS UBER GRUMPY and in MEGA get off my lawn mode! And he used to be a counsellor. And worked in a warehouse. And he has some issues that started in 1991 with the advent of the computer and his marriage vows. Country radio and that “Girl Crush” song. Sent in by Brian in the Quad Cities: Can I pee inside my wife during sex? LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT was again a big winner! Many great calls (Brit lady reading Hamburger James, Lester Holt from Baltimore, more callers who give themselves monikers), but only one DGS LobsterBig awarded for Call O The Day! Call today, listen tomorrow: 844-818-1140 A VHS tape from 1988 as a Mom shuts down a beer party. The toiler paper tuna guy from Russia. TV Batman and Robin to voice new animated movie. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Gate crashers at NSA, men dressed as women * Boston woman pleads not guilty for claims she was injured during marathon bombing * Nat Geo gets great ratings for their show “Killing Jesus” * TV shows with the highest (CBS) and lowest (CW) aged viewers * Michelle Obama will guest on the Tonight Show * New streaming service called Tidal * Two Chicago radio personalities apologize for discussing a local tv anchor’s breasts on Twitter Closing Song: Mendicino / Sir Douglas Quartet Total Show Run Time:...

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“You Are Not A Good Christian” 3.30.15

“You Are Not A Good Christian” 3.30.15

Posted by on Mar 30, 2015 in Announcements |

Don has a new app that counts his steps everyday, and his A.D.D. is super active now. Don’s weekend included some run ins with fellow human beings at a casino. Two elderly black woman said Don is not a “good Christian” because he wouldn’t save machines for them. Also he had a chat with an auto tech about the backup camera on his Prius that didn’t go so well. Ashley Judd. That is all. Why is Sacramento on Storm Watch for Garth Brooks? Bill Cosby heckled on stag ein Baltimore. Some un released George Calin from the show in 1972 he was was arrested for (7 dirty words). Larry King’s things. Is is safe to drink Monsanta Round Up? GREAT MONDAY EDITION OF LISTENER VOICE MAIL! ** many great calls, but only one can win the DGS LobsterBib, today it was Brian from Lodi, Ca! Win yours tomorrow, call today! ** 844-818-1140 A woman who will not give BJ’s, but still wants to be eaten out. Idiot bites head off hamster at spring break. Dad eats pot brownies, thinks he’s having a stroke. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * More info on that German plane crash * Idiots taking smiling selfies at the site of the Manhattan building collapse * Latest on Nor Cal woman and her boyfriend and kidnapping hoax * Two more Cosby women step up with their allegations, that makes 38 * Jamie Foxx gets off a few jokes about Bruce Jenner at the I Heart Radio awards * Director of the BBC getting death threats after firing Jeremy Clarkson * Weekend Box Office * Stars that still command $20 mil a movie * Prince vs the Voice * Norman Greenbaum in a car crash * A new host for the Daily Show Closing Song: Swearin To God / Frankie Valli Total Show Run TimeL...

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“Armageddon” 3.27.15

Posted by on Mar 27, 2015 in Announcements |

Don starts the show by wondering what is would be like to be a deaf disc jockey. That brings old memories of former WJFK traffic girl Kate Slaugh, aka BTK. Yes, Don was streaming live pre show video on the Meerkat app before the program today. Ashley Judd was at the UK basketball game, no one called her the C word. Is a giant asteroid headed for Earth, like in the movie “Armageddon?” Don thinksit might, and he was reading NASA literature yesterday and is tracking the asteroid now. Don has some very different thoughts about how to spend the last few hours alive, as does Phantom. What is the deal with the woman in Nor Cal abducted, all a hoax, and she’s gone again? Don’s son Bart turns 30 next week. This blows Don’s mind. Phantom’s son is also about to turn 21. Equally mind blowing. Cooter from Dukes Of Hazzard thinks MLK would approve of Confederate Flags on license plates. LISTENER VOICE MAIL! Many good Friday calls, the winner again was “Jay Wuck Guy, and his Amageddon call. Win your DGS LobsterBib now, call all weekend for Monday’s show! 844-818-1140 Man who has 34 kids with 17 women to get his own reality show on OWN. Dear Pridence, boob job for my flat daughter? Decapitating a goat is as disgusting as you imagine. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * That plane crash in Germany * Pentagon propaganda vs ISIS * What to do with a National Guardsman arrested for planning an attack on a military post in Illinois * Don Review’s this weekend’s new movies (he LOVES “Get Hard”) * CBS massaging advertisers * Michael Keaton to host SNL again * Jason Alexander will replace Larry David on Broadway * NBC is bring back “Coach” * Phil Robertson is again an idiot * Country lesbian song “Girl Crush” * Big Mac pajamas * Kenny G invented the frappuccino Closing Song: I Just Want To Celebrate / Rare Earth Total show Run Time:...

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“Bear In A Tree” 3.26.15

Posted by on Mar 26, 2015 in Announcements |

The guys start the show and Phantom is on the rag about “midgets” on his tv. Dennis Hof vs Nancy Grace last night on HLN. Speaking of Dennis and the Bunny Ranch, the guys will have a big announcement about the return of the Las Vegas Style Show to a great NEW resort/casino in Reno very soon. Show will be in early June. Local Sacramento media ALL OVER the “bear in a tree” story last night. The bear finally fell out of the tree. WTEM radio in DC pranked. The guys try to call radio station WALL, where a dee jay who buys his own time is being canned. Who has killed more in their movies, Arnold or Sly? LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT again killed! Some real different callers, and the winner was the guy who called Phant out on his midget hate! Win your DGS LobsterBib tomorrow by calling today! *844-818-1140* Reporter gets moth eggs laid in his ear on live tv. James May reacts to the Top Gear firing. Broken Lizard guys and their Indiegogo campaign to finance Super Troopers II. Don does not understand the concept of Indiegogo or GoFundMe. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Updates on the German plane crash * Music by Joan Baez, Sly, The Doors and more going into Library Of Congress * The Broken Lizard guys got their $2mil requested in one day for “Super Troopers 2” * Chelsea Handler says Cosby tried to “Cosby” her * Jon Hamm has completed rehab * NFL extra point news? * No Brian Williams, NBC News ratings still #1 * James Corden does not get as many YouTube hits as Jimmy Fallon * Hostess in back * Matcha green tea is the new hipster craze * Ted Cruz, 9/11, Rock and Roll and Country music Closing Song: Tighter, Tighter / Alive & Kickin Total Show Run Time:...

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“Turning Japanese” 3.25.15

Posted by on Mar 25, 2015 in Announcements |

Don starts the show with news of a Hitler watercolor going up for auction, no bids. Don thinks he had some real talent at some point. The NFL owners meeting, and that coaches photo of them dressed casually. Japanese people learn to speak English through these videos: I Have A Bad Case Of Diharrea, Take Anything You Want, Spare Me My Life and many others. Robert Herjavec from Shark Tank and DWTS on his divorce and contemplating suicide. A very racist resturant in Africa. LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT, simply the best bunch of calls we’ve ever had! Winnr of today’s DGS LobsterBib is “Jennifer Lowe”! Call now, call later, call before showtime tomorrow to be the next Call O The Day Winner! 844-818-1140 The worst road for potholes in America and the guy who takes us on a tour. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Jeremy Clarkson canned by the BBC * NFL owners meetings update * X Files coming back to Fox tv * Michelle Obama on Jeopardy * Ford making cars that recognize the speed limit and reduces your top speed to match. * Empire won the week’s Neilsen tv ratings * Leah Remini’s reality show on TLC has been renewed Closing song: Got Me Under Pressure / ZZ Top Total Show Run Time:...

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