The show starts with a challenge from Masked Tweeter X to new subscribers! And then a call from Lady Masked Tweeter X to a Superman podcast to ask who would win a fight, Superman or our Phantom? Keith Brooks won’t get fired for a bad play of a sfx machine. Cause he’s driven KHTK off a cliff and he hasn’t been fired for that yet. “Why Opening Day Is Like MLB For Your Radio Station.” Then the guys discuss the way radio ratings are retrieved and how the new system works versus the old system. A review of last night’s NCAA basketball championship from noted Wisconsin sports expert Jim Sorce. The call leads into a discussion about their Dad sam, and what he did for living. Jimmy reveals something about Sam and Nixon and Reagan. LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT! Quite a few good calls, but today’s DGS LobsterBib goes to Lucy Lou, who gave us a travelogue about her time in Panama and problems with toilet paper. Win your bib tomorrow, call today! * 844-818-1140* New on Smithsonian Channel, “Hitler’s Home Movies.” A really bad Jeopardy answer, Alex. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Diane Sawyer interviews Bruce Jenner on April 24th * News from the Aaron Hernandez trial * Mindy Kaling and her cray cray brother * KFC’s Millennial plan * Dermatologist to the stars kills himself * Taraji P Henson will go back for one more episode of Person Of Interest * A&E has cancelled “Neighbors With Benefits” * BB King hospitalized * Buying memorabilia from the late Davy Jones of the Monkees * $100 for the Mayweather/Pacquiao PPV * The poor run down Lucille Ball statue Closing Song: Valleri / Monkees Total Show Run Time:...
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Don’s morning started with computer issues lingering from the brown out in his neighborhood yesterday. Then we heard about the Easter dinner gone bad with no electricity, and the family decision (Don wanted pizza) for take out Chinese food. Hours later, as they picked up their food, the power was back on. Thank You, Jesus. While having acupunture needles removed from the small of his back on Friday, Don was feeling so relaxed he released a giant awful rancid fart right in the face of the woman removing the needles. She had to be relieved and the doctor came in to pinch hit and take the needles out. Don and Janet saw a guy smoking outside his car as they waited in line at Carl’s Jr. The Obamas! On tv again, she was on Fallon, he did a wacky Frank Underwood tape. This has Don incensed. Masked Tweeter X and his new way to promote the show at drive thru windows! Today, Mc Donalds, KFC and Wendys. Carmichael Dave’s guy he always wanted to book on the show has been arrested. Bruce Jenner boobs in National Enquirer. Literary karoke in Oakland? Don love the Late Late show episode where they went to a random house to do the show from. LISTENER VOICE MAIL PHONE SCAN! Today we had some great calls, but only one can win. Today Phant chose the smoking “naughty nurse”. Win your DGS LobsterBib today, call and leave a message for tomorrow’s show! ** 844 – 818 – 1140 ** Kentucky player says Fu*k that n***er at a post game presser. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Sacramento tries to hop into the record books, it all goes bad * The Indiana pizza place (Memories Pizza)_ has raised over $800,000 in support of the owner’s anti LGBT comments * Is there proof Michael Jackson was a child molester? * Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace apologizing for his comments about Kelly Clarkson’s weight * Furious 7 makes silly money, $143 million opening US weekend * Don’t say hello to George Clooney in Italy, it will cost you a $600 fine * The drummer from Lynrd Skynrd died in a car crash * RIP legendary Bay Area broadcaster Lon Simmons * The Price Is Right model accidentally gives away A BRAND NEW CAR! Closing Song: Spinning Wheel / Blood, Sweat and Tears Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Motts Apple Juice Dream” 4/3/15
Don starts the show by announcing the program will be moving from Don’s house to some commercial space soon, to make bits like “Open Door Tuesday” work…plus in studio games! More soon. Don spent a lot of time looking up online yesterday if goats pee on each other to say hello. He could not find an answer, and many listeners sent in links to goat sites, where the riddle was finally revealed. Phantom and his family went to an Italian joint last night, and they seem to think Phant looks like Dennis Quaid or Kevin Costner. Don thinks Phantom’s family is high. James Corden gets punked by Katie Couric. Don totally stops the show and discussion of James Corden by remembering the dream he had last night involving his grandpa Herdie, Motts Apple juice, Hersheys ice cream sandwiches, and a radio station that begins with “K”. A few outcalls – the Kmart in Wisconsin where a woman crapped in an aisle and the Wal Mart in Florida where a man masturbated and left his spooge on boxes of trash bags. Neither of these calls ended well. Men explain periods in a video from Huff Post. The guys realize they also know nothing and don’t care about how or why a woman gets periods. There will be a segment next week about this very subject to see who actually knows more on the subject. LISTENER VOICE MAIL TIME, and again so many superior calls, only one can win. Get your DGSLobsterBib by being voted Call O The Day! Our lines are open 24/7 all weekend! Call early, call often! ** 844-818-1140 ** Billy on the street w David Letterman. Vet confronts panhandler on street pretending to be a vet. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * The German co pilot who crashed his plane had looked into suicide and how to crash a plane in an internet search * Christians worried about lunar eclipse on Saturday morning * Memories Pizza, the Indiana restaurant that refused to cater same sex weddings has had a big reversal of fortune * Don reviews the new movies this weekend without having seen them. Hint: Nothing To See * Will Ferrel, Kristen Wig and Lifetime * CMT announced new reality shows with Kelly Pickler and Dale Earnhart, Jr * Full House spinoff ordered by Netflix * Jessica Simpson’s brands make one Billion dollars a year * Disney making live action Winnie The Poosh, musical version of Groundhog Day on Broadway * The best ballpark food in 2015 before opening day arrives Closing Song: Harry Truman / Chicago Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Goats Say Hi By Peeing On Each Other” 4.2.15
Today’s show starts with a look at all the “wacky” pranks pulled online yesterday for April Fools Day. A brief tribute to the deceased inventor of the Pet Rock. What’s in the “info” box on the porn movies and shows on DirectTV? California’s drought, and Don wants to know when EXACTLY are we running out of water? To no one’s surprise, Phantom is the contrarian! A memorable woman selling cigarettes 2 for $1.00 outside a DUI class in Modesto, California. WHAT A GREAT LISTENER VOICE MAIL SEGMENT yet again! So so so many great calls, and the winner is.. the listener with the catchy song, “Goats Say Hi By Peeing On Each Other!” Win your DGS LobsterBib by calling our 24hr VM line today, be a part of Friday’s show! ** 844-818-1140 ** Bruce Jenner has already had implants put in. Flea market Montgomery is a smash! Homeless people read mean tweets. How do you engage in a fight with a bra and a ceramic chicken for 20 minutes? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * More details on the California drought * The next bizarre twist in the kidnapping “hoax” involving a woman from Northern Cal * A Picasso painting will get more that $140 million in an auction * Chris Rock vs police while DWB, and Don Lemon is involved now * Fast & Furious 7 breaking records, not even released til tomorrow * Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally are boycotting Indiana * Monica Lewinski is welcome to co host on “The View” * Burger King Whopper cologne * Bob Barker makes April Fools visit to TPIR * Will Farrell & Kristen Wig to make Lifetime TV movie * Steven Tyler making a country album * RIP Cynthia Lennon Closing Song: Baby Now That I’ve Found You / Foundations Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“A Penis Named Jumbo” 4.1.15
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit! Don starts the show with a few words about the one year anniversary of the podcast and the bump sin the road over the last 12 months. Thanks again for listening and subscribing and for renewing when your one deal expires soon! Phantom’s wife sets him straight about his abilities to be a therapist and his thoughts on getting spaghetti and meat balls at an Italian eatery. Thank you, Mrs Lowe! Don’s thoughts on the new Late Late show and changes to the Daily show. Robert Kraft testifies at the Hernandez trial, and the guys compare it to his test reel with the soft core actress a few years ago. Van Halen back on Kimmel. They sound great, except for David Lee Roth. LBJ’s penis in the news! He named it “JUMBO.” It’s also a good chance to re-hear the tape of LBJ ordering Haggar slacks with room for his nuts and bunghole. LISTENER VOICEMAIL SEGMENT again ruled the roost! Many contenders, few pretenders. Today’s winning call was from the “Lobster Bib Jingle” guy! Win yours tomorrow, call today! Or anytime at all! 844-818-1140 A guy who did NOT want cheese on his In N Out Burger. British guy annoys co workers w puns (Thanks to UK listener Roy for the link). Gal on Good Morn Brit has her nipple come out on live tv. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * News about those cross dressers who were fired upon by NSA * The co pilot on the Germanwings plane that crashed had informed Lufthwansa he had a prior medical history during his training * More details emerge on the kidnapping hoax ?!? in Northern California and Denise Huskins * Big ratings for the Beiber roast * Trevor Nash’s comedic past comes into light as he takes over the Daily Show * Netflix renews House Of Cards for season 5 * How is NCIS the highest rated show on tv consistently? * Barbara Walters returns to series tv on the Discovery Channel * Joni Mitchell hospitalized * David Lee Roth injured his nose performing while on Jimmy Kimmel Closing Song : Get It On / Chase Total Show Run Time:...
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