Happy Cinco De Mayo and Happy Boys Day to all! Don watched Arena Football last night. he’s the one. An update from Masked Tweeter X, back among the living. Tho he wants some alone time. Don debates the free speech issue in Texas. Decides even tho they are idiots, the people with the cartoon contest have the right to do so. An “interview” with the Texas State art student who protested sexual assault by sitting naked and blindfolded on the steps to the library. Answers supplied by campus radio station. Where is Tom Joyner, the Fly Jock? Charlie & Harrigan. I want my chicken shirt! The mystery of Boys Day in Hawaii. It troubles Don who calls the Maui News to vent. A great new Japanese tv game show, Spread Your Legs!! Don loved the season finale of Last Man Standing. PHONE SCAN TIME! Many great calls today, but the DGS LobsterBib goes to Chica! Get your shot at a bib by calling right now, our lines are open 24/7! 844-818-1140 James Taylor has written a new song about the Red Sox. The Mike Tyson Punch Out game, with Floyd and Manny. PHANTOM NEWS&C0MMENT HI-LITES: * Today is free biscuit taco day at Taco Bell * The male version of Hooters is here, Tallywackers * Shep Smith from Fox News apologiged to viewers for a bad report about the police in Baltimore * More hecklers at the Bill Cosby show in Atlanta * Melissa Rivers has written a book, “The Book Of Joan” about her Mom * Both Obama’s have now paid their respect to David Letterman * Louis C.K. set to write and direct his new film, “I’m A Cop” * Fox has renewed the Simpsons for seasons 27 and 28. That will take the series to 625 episodes. * Discovery gets great ratings for Naked And Afraid * NBC’s Undateable goes with a live episode tonight, both East and West coast * RIP Grace Lee Whitney from the original Star Trek * Bruce Jenner has begun the transformation on Keeping Up With The Kardasians Closing Song: You Got The Love / Rufus Total Show Run Time:...
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Happy May The 4th Be With You! Don hates this, shock. It’s not Star Trek. Last week in the Mary Poppins home studio, we’ll be moved over the weekend to the new gigs. Don saw The Avengers on Friday (he gives it an “A”). Of course, there had to be that someone in the theatre acting up, and there was. She was in a wheelchair to boot. and she had questions about Hawkeye and Black Canary. Don goes apeshit at a car dealership service dept, gets a free 60,000 checkup and detailing. Don’s fence is falling down and Larry keep dropping by. The guys review the fight of the century. Neither Don or Phantom bought the fight, but Don did see some of it on Periscope. Don thought it was a boring fight from what he saw. Larry King’s Things on a good looking Monday. Conflicted Carmichael Dave on Mayweather and the fight, all on Twitter. Erectile Disfunction? Needles, of course. PHONE SCAN TIME, THE 24HR VOICE MAIL LINE IS BACK! Quite a few nice calls today, but your winner of the DGS LobsterBib is “Black Cerphe.” Win yours tomorrow, call today. Call anytime! 844-818-1140 This Texas councilman left to take a pee and left his mic on. Fox 59 anchor says “fuck” on air. No help from the co-anchor. NBC4 LA coverage of a female driving a long chase. Who is that shrill voice in the copter? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * May 4th is May The Force Be With You Day * Baltimore lifts the curfew * Michael O’Malley will announce his run for President from Baltimore * Royal baby #2 has arrived! Whoopity Doo * Bruce Jenner hit with wrongful death lawsuit from car crash in February * Two more woman against Bill Cosby * Avengers: Age Of Ultron makes $187.7 million opening weekend * Many folks watch Mayweather/Pacquiao on Periscope or Meerkat. Word spread on Twitter * Some celeb reviews of Jamie Foxx singing the national anthem at the fight * Michele Beadle and Rachel Nichols banned from the fight? * MDA announces they will end the Labor Day Telethon once and for all * An album of unlreleased Kurt Cobain songs is coming * CBS airs Letterman special tonight with clips going back to 1982 Closing Song: I Can Hear Music / Beach Boys Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“A Magnificent V” 5.01.15
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT! Happy May 1st and good luck to all! Don and Phantom start the show by discussing the genitals of one Miss Stevie Nicks. The subject gets to Pat Benatar, Don’s past with her, and fellow deejay Cerphe. The NFL Draft was boring. Hey Godell, noone calls it “Chi-Town”. Jonah Hill is super super fat again. Don can not figure out when to see The Avengers this weekend. Will the guys buy the fight? The guys hear audio from the real Jay Wuck and his stand up, and the fake Jay Wuck and his standup. The real Jay Wuck gets into a twitter battle with Don and the gloves come off. Loyal listener @MaytagMan makes a phony Steve call to Thailand about gender reassignment surgery. “A magnificent vagina.” FRIDAY PHONE SCAN was a delight! Your calls make this a great segment everyday, and today’s winner of the DGS LobsterBib is @EliMcFly who did jis Jerry Dice Clay routine! Call all weekend for Monday’s show 844-818-1140 A doggy who screams at his owners. Sacramento man who claims he punched a bear in the face. Don does not believe. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Freddie Gray’s death ruled a homicide, rioting averted in Baltimore? * Carmelo Anthony returns to Baltimore to protest * Suge Knight and how his bail hinges on the big fight * Is that bad meat being served to school kids in Tennessee? * 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street, now a female version? * Roots is being remade for A&E * Other new reality shows include Fit 2 Fat 2 Fit and a reality Survivor type show with no camera people or producers on site * Don reviews the Avengers PS: Phantom’s shirt courtesy SCOOPGUY.COM! Pet waste removal service 415-493-9872 Closing Song: Beautiful Girls / Van Halen Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Learn My Secret, Be Caller Number 15!” 4.30.15
Show starts with Don conceding to Phantom there were no people in the stands in Baltimore yesterday. Don’s come on back call from Hulu, and how they don’t speed up Seinfeld reuns/ Janet’s car at the airport, the scratch and the airport police. Geraldo vs the “vandals” live from Baltimore. CNN priming the pump with their “Does Thug Mean The N-Word” stories. The guys watch and listen to a speech given by a former KHTK radio program director Jeff, who now goes under the name of Leslie in Dallas. Hence the title of today’s episode. You may also want to check out the video archive to see Phant’s level of uncomfy when it starts. A mighty fine PHONE SCAN! Your VM messages again made for a great segment, and today’s winner of the DGS LobsterBib was the caller with the fake movie trailer involving the listeners of this show! Get your bib for the weekend, call today for tomorrow’s show! 844-818-1140 Reggie Millier wants to know suck what? Brad Pitt sings. Chris Rock on who will win the fight this weekend. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Orioles 8, White Sox 2, Crowd 0 * Baltimore police will not issue a report on the death of Freddie Gray on Friday * Attorneys are challenging the arrest of over 200 people in Baltimore this week * A Georgia woman went on FaceBook and declared “it is the perfect time to rise up and shoot every white cop.” * Geraldo vs protesters Part II * CNN’s Brooke Baldwin apologizing for her riot coverage faux pas * A Pittsburgh dj has been suspended for his Instagram Baltimore postings * The inmate who killed Jeffrey Dahmer speaks out * Bruce Jenner and how he’ll run his new tv show as opposed to the last one * Weight Watchers founder dead at 91 Closing Song: Every Day I Write The Book / Elvis Costello & The Attractions Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“She’s A Lady” 4.29.15
Don went to the dentist! It didn’t hurt! And he watched tv from the dentist’s chair! Baltimore riots, day 2 and all is calmer. Until Friday? The guys get into an article (Huff Post) about a former KHTK program director who, like Bruce Jenner, always knew he wanted to be a woman. Phantom used to work with the fellow everyday on the air. It’s a wide ranging interview and many of the guys questions are kind of answered. (“Penis inside out?”) Our friend, Masked Tweeter X outdoes himself in Part 3 of the Vinnie saga. MTX stays with it to the end, even when Vinnie tries to turn the tables. WELL DONE! Another rousing edition of the PhoneScan! Many great calls, (a personal fav the trucker who called three times and left his number) but the winner of the DGS LobsterBib was determined by Phantom to be DjDan from Baltimore giving us the PBP of the Orioles game with no one there. Win your bib tomorrow, call today! Our VM line is open 24/7 844-818-1140Charlie Casserly doesn’t know he’s on live tv. Pat Robertson says if you get drunk and blow a guy that’s ok. Harrison Ford says get the fuck out of my house to David Blaine. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Baltimore, the curfew and what happens later this week * Baltimore’s mayor and gov walk off CBB and Don Lemon * Twitter’s co founders lost $750 mil in paper wealth yesterday afternoon after 1st quarter revenue fell short of estimates * Bruce Jenner wants to take legal action over photos of him a dress that aired on CNN * Actress Alice Eve (Star Trek Into Darkness) says Bruce Jenner is playing at being a woman * Law & Order SVU already writing transgender show for next season * All those NBC crossover episodes * Big ratings for 20/20, Big Bang Theory and DWTS * Suzanne Crowe, aka Tracy Partridge died on Monday * Jack Ely, lead singer on “Louie Louie” by the Kingsmen died on Tuesday * Is Joni Mitchell in a coma or not? * New reality show, “The Briefcase” sounds really dumb, it then will be a huge hit Closing Song: She’s A Lady / Tom Jones Total Show Run Time:...
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