What a start to the show. Welcome aboard, Stones. Time for your first punishment. Is the @MaskedTweeter X losing it? Phantom reads Penthouse letters as Cosby! -tomorrow, gay porno- NFL teams who took money for “support our troops” promotions. A listen to a set of comedy from Vinnie from the Boochast, the guys rate his performance. Guns N Roses, did they steal “Sweet Child Of Mine?” AN EXCITING PHONE SCAN with quite a few good calls, our winner was the call about Hitler having only one ball. Win your DGS LobsterBib by calling anytime today! 844-818-1140 The ballad, “Hitler Has Only One Ball” circa 1938. Did Hitler have a three way? We don’t know, Don screwed up the story. HS teacher flips out and goes racist while on a PA. And her “apology”. Some discussion of Matthew Perry, Johnah Hill and Penny Marshall, all spotted as being uber fat in the Enquirer. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI-LITES: * Tom Brady suspended four games * George Zimmerman involved in another shooting incident * Did SNL steal the sketch about Muhammad cartoon contest from Canadian tv? * American Idol cancelled, last season next year * All the Fox upfront news * CBS upfronts, cancellations * Spotify has picked the moment in our lives when we chose the music we like best * Starbucks not libel for some idiot spilling his coffee * Olive Garden presents breadsticks with chicken or meatballs in the middle * 179 million $ for a Picasso painting Closing Song: Go All The Way / Rasberries Total Show Run Time:...
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1st show from the new Madison Ave studios! Don and Phantom welcome Stones aboard as technical director. Lots of talk of the weekend all the moving from Don’s house to the new location. Talk of Lorne James, Carl Senior, neighbor Larry, Stones, Mrs Stones, Janet and a transient. Most importantly, Phantom FOUND HIS SHOW GLASSES! Tomorrow is open door Tuesday, please tweet Stones if you’d like to come on down. Thanks to @Steelahs for the donuts this morning. Rearranging of the deck chairs at KHTK, and Dave still can’t get top billing on the morning show. Don thinks Jason is being set up for failure. That station is a train wreck. Stones played minor league baseball?!? VIRGINAL PHONE SCAN FROM THE NEW STUDIOS was great, even if we could only hear a third of the calls due to a tech issue (THAT STONES SAYS WILL BE FIXED TOMORROW). Many great ones including today’s LobsterBib winner, @RadioSweetie who had a few ideas about the walls in the studio. Let’s do it all again tomorrow, call anytime for tomorrow’s show! 844-818-1140 Every Michael Jackson grunt or moan ever. Every time Owen Wilson says, “wow” in every movie he’s been in. PHANTOM NEWS AND COMMENT HI LITES: * Avengers still #1 at the box office * Many shows cancelled including Backstrom and State Of Affairs * Undateable will return as a live show each week * Kevin Bacon is grateful to fans of The Following, also axed * NBC okays a comedy variety show starring children * American Idol will come back for one more season * Tom Brady and punishment for deflategate * Herion in foreskin Closing Song: Ride Captain Ride / Blues Image Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“R.I.P. Flat Bill” 5.08.15
Last show from Janet’s Mary Poppins room, as we move to our new studios after this slight trunkated show! A lil carnage at KHTK yesterday, among those fired were friends (Little Joe) and foes (Keith Brooks). Don is still waiting for more heads on the chopping block. The guys go down memory lane being fired from KHTK. Gronk and Deez Nuts, now explained. A Tom Brady “Balls Are Perfect” song. A “F**k Tom Brady song by East Side Dave. Eddie Murhpy is now making raggae music. WAY TO END THE WEEK WITH A GIGANTIC PHONE SCAN! Thanks to Brian from Lodi, the girl with 2 vaginas, what’s uo TFers guy, learn to troll skanks guy, racist blackula, keith from the 904, jp moneygrabber, “irene glickman”, some almost erotica from Karen…and our winner: the Mary Poppins room says goodbye! Get in now for the 1st phone scan from the new studio, call all weekend! 24/7! 844-818-1140 A Baltimroe area cop bit the testicle of another man at a Cinco De Mayo party. The real story is who is doing the tv report on this story. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * The FBI warns against many homegrown ISIS agents * Lindsey Lohan, back in legal trouble * The wheelchair contestant on TPIR that won a treadmill has been awarded a cruise from Jimmy Kimmel. * Letterman tells Rolling Stone a reason he’s leaving now is his show isn’t very viral video friendly * Jimmy Kimmel will run a repeat the night Dave does his final show * Don reviews the new movies out this weekend he hasn’t seen, and the guys get into a discussion about the careers of Melissa McCarthy and Arnold. * Rutgers University will have seven different mascots, including gay, transgender and racial versions of The Scarlet Knight Closing Song: If Not For You / George Harrison Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“O…O…O…GLICKMAN!” 5.07.15
Don wants to know who doesn’t know the Flash is Barry Allen? Lenny Dykstra va Mitch Williams in a profans drunken “charity roast” for the former Phillies. Don HATES talking sports with a girl, in this case Janet. She is very upset at the lack of penalty for Tom Brady so far with deflategate. She keeps bring up Sean Payton, and can not understand why Brady isn’t suspended at once. The guys then read the text exchanges between the eqip guy son the Pats who deflated the ball son the command of Tom. Many texts between the two simply read, “Fuck Tom.” Masked Tweeter X’s new son that the guys love, Tacos And Whiskey. Some heavy duty ‘therapy’ with Phantom about Bruce Jenner’s evolvement. Phantom rocks the mic when he performs “Cocktales” by Too Short! A PHONE SCAN, ALL CALLS WHILE THE SHOW IS ON THE AIR! Many great call sin the VM< segment today from Dr Van Helsing, Lucy Lou, Masked Tweeter X, Charlie Brown & Irv Harrigan, a guy looking for a marriage counselor, and your winner: Irene Glickman. Orgasmic. She wins a DGS LobsterBib! Wins yours tomorrow, call the 27 hr VM line today! 844-818-1140 Judge Judy's sex life. A proposed video game, "Kill The Fa##ots". A very lame Dear Prudence letter. This woman can smash a watermelon with her breasts! PHANTON NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * All the details on the 243 page report on “Deflategate” btwn the Patriots and the NFL * Eddie Murphy comeback, it won’t be Beverly Hills Cop 4 * Kevin Hart’s new stand up special is coming next year, filmed in Philly at the Eagles stadium * “Hot Pursuit”, it’s supposed at be AS BAD as an Adam Sandler movie * The Mindy Project has been axed by Fox, it may move to Hulu * CBS announces Supergirl will grace it’s Wednesday night schedule * Amy Schumer, is she hot or not? Closing Song: Ma Belle Ami / The Tee Set Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Wheelchair On A Trampoline” 5.06.15
Don says the guys will get into Phantom’s questions about Bruce Jenner today. Will it happen? Don wants to know where was Regis during the 90 minute Letterman special? And is Regis going to be on these last 13 shows? The Price Is Right. Internet going crazy. Why did they award a treadmill to a woman in a wheelchair?!? Don says they did almost nothing wrong, and starts to discuss the items a handicapped person could enjoy from TPIR. It eventually comes back to people in wheelchairs on trampolines. As always. A 9 year old writes a pretty accurate review of the new Avengers film and gets shredded himself. PHONE SCAN TIME! A wonderful edition, with calls from Me So Horny, WTF, Shannon, Mike From Alaska, Arthur from Madison Ave, Naughty Nurses, A request for Phant to sing Cocktail by 2 Short, and Aaron from Baltimore…who got the LobsterBib? Listen and find out! Even better, call in now for tomorrow’s show! 844-818-1140 Thomas Edison’s creepy taking dolls from 1860. Will Farrell on Letterman as Harry Caray. THEN THE SHOW IS DERAILED BY THE WOMAN WITH TWO VAGINAS! Her story is one of length that would will find leaves you totally unsatisfied. And you may want to just kill yourself based on her voice alone. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: (due to the length of the woman with two vaginas, Phantom’s news was trunkated today) * Pres Obama gave Letterman very high ratings last week * Conan O’Brian is going to broadcast from Comic-Con in San Diego * Charlie & Harrigan “chicken shirt” blast from the past The guys decided to discuss Bruce Jenner on tomorrow’s show. Closing Song: Pinball Wizard / The Who Total Show Run Time:...
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