Show starts with a French’s mustard challenge for Mike E Winfield tickets! Miley Cyrus sings about her genitals during Adult Swim upfronts. Don calls KHTK to see exactly they kill with the daily bit, “celeb birthdays.” The guys discover the song “Smell Yo Dick.” It’s inspiring. Vinnie Booch has been turned into 85 soundbites that Don will certainly overplay. Masked Tweeter X and Vinnie are starting a new podcast in early June! Friend of the show Blind Neal also has a podcast now. The guys listen to a sample and then have a chat with Neal. Always great to chat with Neal before fantasy football season! A TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE PHONE SCAN! After an off day yesterday, the calls were plentiful and quite good today! The DGS LobsterBib goes to Disco Jew today…win yours tomorrow! Call any time, 24/7. 844-818-1140 Loyal listener Bruce Utzig showed up, but alas, not with NAME BRAND mustard. The guys gave him the comedy tickets anyway. PHANTOM NEWS & COMMENT HI LITES: * Bill O’Reily is denying charges he physically abused his ex-wife * An base jumper has died after leaping off a cliff in Yosemite National Park * Dave Letterman tells CBS Sunday Morning he’s “naked and afraid” after leaving the tv show * Patriots are in back channel negotiations with NFL about resolving the Deflategate penalties * The quiz show is returning to American tv this summer * Billboard Music Awards actually had 11 million viewers, and Kanye West was beeped out * Taylor Swift is #1 on the Maxium Hot 100 list this year * Bruce Jenner reveals he used to wear Kris Jenner’s clothes * Seth Mc Farlane to recieve the 2015 ouis XXII Genius Award Closing Song: In The Summertime / Mungo Jerry Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Mike E Winfield” 5.18.15
The show starts with a pre show bet between Don and Stones, if Phantom will notice the homeless man sleeping on the sidewalk. He doesn’t, as he’s fixated on the dog taking a dump nearby. We know, nice neighborhood! Loyal listener pain the the ass fan #1 Steve Hernandez tweeted Larry King about making a return shot on the show (it’s only been 25 years!). amazingly, Larry DMed him and then Stones got involved and we are talking with Larry’s publicist. Stay tuned. Don and Janet go the casino, Don makes friends. Don and some story about “Up Downs”. The guys loved Norm McDonald’s set and emotional greeting to David Letterman. The guys loved Louis CK’s SNL monologue, and then dive into a story by Gawker, looking for women who have had Louie expose his penis to them. Don feels it’s a witch hunt. But then again he felt that way about Cosby. A listen to the “Boochcast” to see how Vinnie is doing. Well, we found out. A mini PhoneScan today! No call in winners of the DGS LobsterBib, instead the honor goes to Luke From China, for sending in a Chairman Mao t shirt for Phantom to wear on camera. Win you bib tomorrow, call the DGS VM line today, anytime! 844-818-1140 The guys are joined in studio by comedian Mike E Winfield! The guys discuss growing up in Baltimore, Mike on “the Office”, performing on David Letterman and many other topics. Mike is presenting his Comedy Roast this Wednesday at the Punchline/ Sacramento. Get your tickets now at PunchlineSac.com! 916-925-5500 PHANTOM News & Comment HiLites: * Death penalty for Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev * NYC raooer Chinx (real name: Lionel Pickens) victim of a drive by shooting in Queens * Jay Z has been quietly posting bail for people arrested in protests against the police * Pitch Perfect 2 defeats Mad Max at the box office * Matthew McConaughey gets booed at Cannes Film Festival over his new movie “The Sea Of Trees” * The Mindy Project is moving to Hulu. Phantom wishes someone would pay for his Hulu. Closing Song: Cherry Hill Park / Billy Joe Royal Total...
Read More“Dinosaur Sex” 5.15.15
Oh, the allegations about Sacramento mayor Kevin Johnson. Sexual in nature, dontcha know. A listen to the God awful KHTK midday show. Great segment about “flying”, guys. We hear a DGS listener call the Boochcast, and Vinnie continues his inter reflections about having a lower IO than Forrest Gump. Loyal listener Karen! sends in her reading of an erotic piece of fiction, about having sex with a dinosaur. Don hated the season finale of Arrow. The gang agrees the new Supergirl show looks like crap. Harry Schearer, is he leaving the Simpsons or not? Cosby speaks gibberish to GMA about accusations. A MASSIVE PHONE SCAN! SO many great calls, yet the winner had to be Schlomo calling KHTK radio. And a nice second place nod to “the guy who is not Frank Underwood.” WE see what you did there. Both callers get DGS LobsterBibs, get yours MOnday, call the show anytime this weekend! 844-818-1140 Phantom News&Comment Hi Lites: (happy birthday Mrs Phantom) * The Amtrak train the derailed in Philadelphia sped up more than 35 MPH in the last minute before it went off the rails * Tom Brady is appealing his suspension, upset the Roger Godell is the final decision maker * Patriots say “deflator” means the equip manager was fat and trying to lose weight * Final guests for Letterman still being announced * Don reviews the new movies opening this weekend he hasn’t seen yet (spoiler: he hates Mad Max) Closing Song: It’s Not Unusual / Tom Jones Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“VINNIE” 5.14.15
After a briefer snafu than yesterday, Stones gets the configuration correct and the show is on the air only 6 minutes late. Don states that’s progress. He also seems ready for an ole fashioned duck taping. Phantom’s Ratings Corner spotlights KHTK’s April ratings. Ouch. A 1.1 share isn’t good, right? Don’s comments on some of the local homeless folks, and how the heck they have cell phones are texing while asking for money?!? Don loves the Flash and Arrow season finale(s). The Vinnie Boochcast! Secrets revealed, and Vinnie speaks at length about his 73 IQ and love of sensibly priced hookers. Many fans have called this 45 minute of RADIO GOLD. Also some discussion about Tiger Woods having a sex addiction, and if he ever had sex with Air Force Amy from the Bunny Ranch. AMAZING NEWS, a show so jam packed, no time for your calls today…which just means tomorrow’s PHONE SCAN will an epic one! Two people will win DGS LobsterBibs on tomorrow’s show so get your calls in now! 844-818-1140 Don was truly touched by the Adam Sandler song to David Letterman. Erin Andrews and the proposal on DWTS. A woman who can lift a bowling ball with her vagina? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Amtrak train that derailed in Philly was going 106 mph * Toyota and Nissan launch massive recalls * Who is the Madden 16 cover boy? * Vanity Fair has a poison pen article on Rosie O’Donnell;s time on The View * CBS cancels CSI, tho William Peterson will appear again on the final season, as will Marg Helgenberger * Bradley Cooper coming to CBS in a tv adaption of his movie Limitless * More on stupid Scott Stapp, former frontman for Creed * Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been cancelled in Russia Closing Song: Mr Big Stuff / Jean Knight Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“nambla prowler” 5.13.15
SHOCKER, more technical errors abound on Day 3, show starts 30 minutes late. There will be justice, so beware Stones! Don spent time with the new KHTK midday show and discerns it is a total piece of crap. We will tape it today, as the station wisely decided not to post yesterday’s show. It was awful, the guys agree. Don has lots of thoughts about Howard Stern’s last time on Letterman. Don loved Howard, thought Dave was weird and didn’t understand the dynamic with Don Rickles. The guys have a chat with Vinnie, from the Boochcast. Don decides to give Vinnie an IQ test on air. The test is taken by Stones and Vinnie. Only Vinnie’s IQ was decided by the website, and it awarded Vinnie with a 73, two points lower than Forrest Gump. The guys also had some goof conversations with Vinnie about his sex life. Bill Cosby and Alf and Phantom ready some gay porno. “Game Of 72”, what is it? PHONE SCAN SEGMENT was a great one, even with just a handfull of calls! Though the winner should have been Frank Underwood, Phantom bestowed the LobsterBib on caller, “Me So Horny!” Quite the upset! (Although today’s title comes from a Frank Underwood quote about Stones) Win you bib tomorrow, call the show today! 844-818-1140 A Canadian tv chick who has had it with guys saying, F Her In The P” during her live shots. Dumb Russians and a tanker that explodes. Very stinky feet on a plane, and how a woman passenger responded. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Why all the freeway wrong way crashes in Sacramento? * Deflategate news, Tom Brady’s agent speaks * WB is developing a new Fugitive series * Cocaine Anonymous World Service coming to Vegas * Muppets coming back to ABC * AOL bought out for $4 million buy Verizo * TV ratings news, cancellation and renewal news * George Zimmerman and his gun Closing Song: Last Train To Clarksville / Monkees Total Show Run Time:...
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