“Meet The Neighbors” 5.27.15

Posted by on May 27, 2015 in Announcements |

The show starts with a bit of a learning lesson for Phantom about Twitter. The guys meet one of our new neighbors, Randy from Cash 4 Glass! Randy has thoughts about the homeless, politics, and sex. Before leaving the studio he is officially invited to the upcoming Bunny Ranch show. Cash 4 Glass! 916-550-1781 Sex tips with Air Force Amy form the Bunny Ranch. Vinnie Booch checks in for some career advice, and the conversation gets to his other job at Home Depo. Albert Brooks vs Patton Oswalt. Morgan Freeman really likes weed. The very lame Charlie challenge. It sounds like shit, cause it is. O-M-F-G! No phone scan today sue to lack of calls (8). More calls tomorrow mean more LobsterBibs to be given away! Do your part by calling anytime, 24/7! 844-818-1140! Yet another bounce house mishap, why does Don like these so? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Dumb Colin Kaepernick and his instagrams about the floods in Houston * Danish radio station in hot water after host kills bunny on air * Johnny Depp and his dogs vs Australia * BBK King NOT poisoned * Arnold to return as Conan and maybe another “Twins” * Johnny Quest the next 60’s tv show (cartoon) to be made into a movie * Now you can buy Amy Poehler and Tina Fey action figures * New season of Comedians Getting Coffee In Cars to debut on Crackle Closing Song: California Girls / David Lee Roth Total Show Run Time:...

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“Abe And Anne” 5.26.15

Posted by on May 26, 2015 in Announcements |

Don starts with a tale of a DUI checkpoint he and Janet drove upon that allowed people to avoid by simply turning off the road a block ahead. Don and Larry install more fencing. Larry and Don almost kill each other Three Stooges style with power tools and large planks of wood. Janet has been watching the Netflix show Grace and Frankie. Don watched it and found he liked it for a different reason that Jane Find and Lily Tomlin. Wild turkeys in Don’s neighborhood, and it’s mating season! A twitter weekend war with hacks Gary & Dino. And all of it over poor ole Frankie Mc Donald. Don ends the on line argument with a post of a DM conversation he had with Frankie about those guys. Then a discussion about “P1” listeners. Masked Tweeter X has penned a song, “The Ballad Of Gary and Dino.” It rocks. The guys listen to the test show with MTX and Vinnie Booch. Vinnie has had his segment postponed to tomorrow’s show, as we have a lot still to get to. Anne Meara passed away over the weekend at 85. RIP. Don calls Abe Vigoda for his thoughts on the passing of a comedy legend. Abe knew her, of course, and worked with both Anne and Jerry Stiller. Thanks Abe! PHONE SCAN TIME, and many many good calls from the 3 day weekend! “Gary” was today’s winner of the DGS LobsterBib. Win yours tomorrow by calling today, anytime 24/7! 844-818-1140 Spiderman takes a header at a kids party. Amazing Grace played on the airhorn. Kevin Durant’s weed fall out of his SUV. Darrel Hammond is a really shitty Col Sanders. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: *Memorial Day movie ticket sales were down * Arkansas police have destroyed the records of Josh Duggar’s molestation case * TLC is pulling reruns of ’19 Kids And Counting’ from their schedule * Mike Huckabee supports Josh Duggar * Was BB King poisoned? * Anne Meara passed away Saturday * John Nash passed away in a car accident Sunday. He was the subject of the movie “A Beautiful Mind” * The Stones are back on tour, with a very strong set list * Sharon Osbourne taking a month off The Talk after collapsing from exhaustion * John Stamos heartbroken the Olsen twins will not be on the Full House Netflix show * The top 50 shows of the TV season (#! Sunday Night Football, #50 Law & Order SVU Closing Song: Happy / Rolling Stones Total Show Run Time:...

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“Ralph Buick” 5.22.15

Posted by on May 22, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with Don’s story of puking in his car on the way to work today. He blames Phantom and the his wife and then Stones for giving him the illness. RALPH, BUICK. In a church parking lot. Some discussion of the homeless guy sleeping in his Lexus until… Don gets a stomach attack and seems only concerned that he is off camera while getting sick. A tape of four hipsters singing int heir car for the camera until they run off the road. We learn of the hostile way Stones treats his co workers on his podcast, and want him to demonstrate it on this show. Tuesday morning it will happen. Some final discussion on the Letterman finale. Don loved it, Phantom thought is was very good. Next week Bill Carter, author of “The Late Shift” will join the guys to talk about the Letterman effect on pop culture. And the Letterman- Leno feud and where the legacy for both guys lands. Carmichael Dave posted his show schedule for today on Twitter. Don and Phantom now know ehere to play commercials and what music to use for rejoiners. Vinnie Boochcast ON FIRE again. The saga of a prank caller, Masked Tweeter X and how Don “has three hours a day to fill.” Vinnie will join the guys Tuesday to discuss it all. AWARD WINNING PHONE SCAN! SO many fabulous calls today! But only one can win, and today it was the football play call guy…he gets the DGS LobsterBib. Win yours Tuesday by calling the show all holiday weekend! 844-818-1140 PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Baltimore grand jury indicted all 6 officers in the April death of Freddie Gray * David Letterman’s final show drew 13.8 million viewers, his biggest audience in 20 years * Hours after the final Late Show ended, a demolition crew was hard at work tearing down the set * Mad Men’s boss, Matthew Weiner tries to help fans understand the ending of the series * Carl’s Jr is introducing a 1.000 calories burger * Don reviews all the new movies this weekend he hasn’t seen yet, Tomorrowland, Poliergeist and Good Kill * Taylor Swift’s new music video got 20 million views in 24 hours * Flavor Flav arrested in Vegas for DUI and possession of weed * Josh Duggar forced to acknowledge he was investigated for molesting girls when a teenager * Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle has killer ratings * Flickr is under user revolt for racist tags Closing Song: Smokin / Boston Total Show Run Time:...

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“Stupid DeeJay Tricks ” 5.21.15

Posted by on May 21, 2015 in Announcements |

Lots of post show excitement for Phantom yesterday, with his tales of a broken car and pantless homeless person in a dumpster. Don reads a blog from his old producer Frank Murphy about their trip to NY in 1985 to see the Letterman show, how they met Dave, and Frank’s $45 sweatshirt. What about the homeless guy in the Lexus outside the storage place? What’s his deal? The guys play a David Letterman quiz. The guys fill out a application to work at Al Queda. PHONE SCAN TIME, and we must call them as we see them. Blah. Thank goodness “Mrs Lowe” called to save the day and win the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow by calling today! 844-818-1140 Don is in love with this tennis shoe review dude. A teacher who okays students having sex in class. At a middle school. Fla college sued over forced vaginal probes. Man accused of taking pictures of kids at Disney World in Orlando. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Letterman’s final show, four living presidents say our national nightmare is over * The guys listen to the final top 10 list * Janice Dickinson vs Bill Cosby, another lawsuit * Was the Amtrak train engineer on his cell phone before the crash? * An awful oil spill along the California coast threatens wildlife * A Michigan pastor who railed against gay marrige is outed for soliciting sex from men on a gay app * Mc Donalds protested by workers who want $15 an hour * Final tv ratings for the 2014-2015 season * Arriving naked for a final exam is a common nightmare for students #THANKS DAVE Closing Song: Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) / Darlene Love Total Show Run Time:...

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“Fart Symphony” 5.20.15

“Fart Symphony” 5.20.15

Posted by on May 20, 2015 in Announcements |

Stones is sick, but luckily for him, Don is always very sympathetic about such issues. Right. Don found some old Match Game episodes he wrote, from 2010 and 2014. Same jokes. We were reached out to by Larry King’s publicist, and YES Larry will join us next week on the show! Happy birthday to Jeff Tarbell! Jeff airs his final KHTK show this weekend. Masked Tweeter X is at it again, calling another show in Atlanta. Five urban women. He is calling as “Byron.” His first call sets it up pretty well. More to come. A fart symphony!!! A taped fart slowed down sounds like a certain musical note, and it’s all set to music, and…well. Just listen. A Chinese man obsessed with “Friends”. The guys have got to meet him! The Upright Citizens Brigade presents a live episode of an original “Seinfeld.” The George is not right. Putin scores 8 goals against the Soviet hockey team?!? Another world class PHONE SCAN! Many great callers, buy Ray from New Mexico is our winner of the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow by calling today! 844-818-1140 Blackjack internet guy goes nuts after losing 10G on one hand. Bruce Jenner speaks, Don tries to imitate, Phantom tries to understand. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * 33.8 million airbags are defective * Patriots accept punishment from NFL * NFL owners make changes to extra point * Mad Men finale garners 3.3 million same day viewers * NBC is number one for the 2014-2015 season, but that number is inflated by the Super Bowl broadcast * The Lucy rerun from 50 years ago beat the season finale of Brooklyn 99 * A nigerian bistro is serving human flesh Closing Song: Heroes And Villains / Beach Boys Total Show Run Time:...

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