Today’s show starts with Don’s tale of arriving home after the show yesterday to find Oscar stuck in the door between the garage and kitchen…after he crapped all over the bathroom. And then the toilet overflowed. And Janet arrived home. Toy calls the ED needle line..turns out they don’t use needles! Go figure. Jerry from Portland sends in a mix of ‘Jump Into The Fire’ with Vinnie laughing. That leads to memory lane with Anderson Cooper laughing. The guys call Vinnie form the Boochcast to see what’s new this week. Questions about golden showers and coprophlia are asked and answered! The Wed Phone Scan was rockin, many great cals, but the winner of the DGS LobsterBib was the caller who said Don is a genius. That’s all it takes to win, eh? Get your bib tomorrow, call the show today! 844-818-1140 A listener put the Shia LeBuf video to hard rock music. Annoying. A discussion about the “fourth wall” on Seinfeld. That time Fox Biz Channel was riffing on Bruce Jenner. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Entourage movie opens today, Don reviews it without having seen it * At 85 Clint Eastwood has his new project…a film about “Sully” Sullenberger. * Caitlyn Jenner’s adult children knew, everyone knew except….Kris Jenner? * It took two years for Bruce Jenner to select the name Caitlyn * NBC’s AGT tops the tv ratings * What’s the deal with NBC’s Aquarius? * The guys discuss reality shows The Briefcase, The Island and I Can Do That * In England, a bit of a controversy on BGT concerning dual dogs in a dog trick that won the prize Closing Song: Draggin The Line / Tommy James Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Love Letters To A Unicorn” 6.2.15
Much discussion about Caitlyn Jenner, and Phantom has some more unanswered questions. Larry King’s My Two Cents. The guys open a mystery box from a listener addressed, “Open On Air.” The guys did. Stones calls the Neptune Society about their creamation special. Stones calls Red Lobster about the Neptune Society free lunches. We are joined in studio by acclaimed author Rebecca Elizabeth Blanton for a few live reading from her book, “Love Letters To A Unicorn”. There is lots of talk about Rebecca’s life and past, and the guys have many of their BDSM questions answered as well. A wonderful PHONE SCAN, with the DGS LobsterBib going to the Lay King guy! Get your call in for tomorrow’s show NOW! 844-818-1140 A nudist resort sends us their entry level video. New Netflix special, “Hot Girls Wanted”. Are Eva Braun’s panties really for sale at an antique store in Ohio? The guys call! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * HELLO CAITLYN JENNER! * Pictures, surgeries, family secrets. KUWTK! * Joel McHale will host the ESPYs * Caitlyn Jenner to get Arthur Ashe ESPY * Neil Cavuto from Fox Biz Channel is no fab of the new look Bruce Jenner * An American woman killed by a lion that jumped in her car at an South African nature park * “The Rock” talks to star and produce a remake of “Big Trouble In Little China” * Fox bring back “24”, just no Jack Bauer * Vince Vaughn calls for gun reform * NBC can’t figure out what to do with Brian Williams * Will Smith and his crazy kids Closing Song: Call On Me / Chicago Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Go Fund This” 6.1.15
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit everybody! 1st of the month and we wish you all good luck! Phantom played in an ESPN radio golf torn, and the sales manager for AM1320 said to tell Don, “fuck you.” Cause it was so hard to sell against his show on KHTK. Phantom also had a few beers and was talking about his woes with the wrecked car when Don starts playing “generic reality show music” in the back ground to see if it has any effect. It does! Don tries the music for his only weekend story, that Janet was mad Don ate too much watermelon. A few newspaper ads Don spotted, including one for a creamatory who will buy you lunch at Red Lobster. The “RELM Network” dives into crowd funding because “advertiser’s don’t buy podcasts.” Too bad that biz plan of their didn’t work out so well. The guys discuss the R&R HOF, who got in and who didn’t. Tracy Morgan speaks on the Today show. It’s sad. PHONE SCAN ON A GOOD LOOKING MONDAY and the calls were a lil thin, but the winner of the DGS LobsterBib was a caller who called Don names. Win yours tomorrow by calling today, any ole time at all! 844-818-1140 Mike Francessa spend a minute on the radio scrolling for a number. Shia LaBeouf’s motivational video. Does Ed Sheeran eat ass? And how is this show on regular American radio? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Senate and the Patriot Acr * Duane Johnson’s #1 box office winner San Andreas * Tomorrowland is tanking * Adele has recorder the theme to the next James Bond movie * Enrique Iglesias vs a drone * Dustin Diamond NOT saved by the bell * Bruce Jenner set to appear as a woman on Vanity Fair cover * National Spelling Bee ends in a tie again. Phantom says he has the answer, make the kids spell each others names Closing Song: No No Song / Ringo Starr Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Dat Phan!” 5.29.15
Don is very interested in two stories this morning, A) the foreign DJ who ate 3500 calories a day and called in sick on day 5…and B) a few of our loyal listeners who are into nipple clamps. That leads a trail to Extreme Bondage.com. Hitler ice cream in India? The woman who has never shaved her body hair. that’s one hairy stomach. The guys attempt to call a church in Indiana based on weed, can not find the listing. The guys DO get through to a hotel in Michigan that had a melee with over 30 guests ejected over a waffle fight. They also find that the hotel IS gay friendly. PHONE SCAN FRIDAY, lots of good calls and the winner is Stones?!? Call all weekend long, for Monday’s get together! 844-818-1140 PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT starts… And just a few minutes in, Mr Dat Phan shows up early! What follows is a great hour of radio. Dat brings Maria, his opening act in as well. Dat ends the show by saying this was the best interview he’d ever done, and how he was happy to finally explain his comedy origins with Don. Dat is at Punchline Sacramento all weekend! 916-925-5500 punchlinesac.com Closing Song: Cry Me A River / Linda Ronstadt Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Corporal Punishment” 5.28.15
Don wants the new Samsung Iron Man phone. The show will hopefully debut the new phone system tomorrow with live calls. Get ready to call in! The guys get a lesson in how to remove carpeting from the worker next door. Involves a car. Bruce Jenner gender reassignment surgery complete, according to Radar On Line. Phantom is conflicted as to what to believe. An interesting story about the host of 500 Questions, Richard Quest. PHONE SCAN TIME! After a day off, lots o new calls to listen to. The DGS LobsterBib for call o the day goes to DJ Dan The dumpster diver! Win your bib tomorrow, call anytime today! 844-818-1140 Stones’ lackies The Toy and Casual T come in for some corporal punishment for being late for their own podcast. The session involves a blowgun, nipple clamps, cat o 9 tails and handcuffs. The segment on the show is interrupted by a power outage on Madison Avenue. The download for the show will remain, but the video cut off after that. The techs are working to restore the cameras after today’s show. The segment was a highlight, for sure. A man who makes animal sounds with his mouth. A self driving Volvo runs over techs. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Bruce Jenner is pushing back against a lawsuit stemming from his February car crash * Wal Mart has settled with Tracy Morgan * U2’s long time tour manager has died * Netflix renews Grace And Frankie * AsapScience says drink your morning coffee after 10 am * David Muir and ABC News making headway against NBC * More advertisers pulling out of 19 Kids And Counting * The Pentagon says samples of Anthrax were mistakenly shipped across the USA to 9 states * DWTS wins the tv ratings for the week Closing Song: Theme From Shaft / Isaac Hayes Total Show Run Time:...
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