The show starts inside, but soon moves out to Madison Avenue for the first ever Porch Sittin fom our new location! Free bread, a couple from San Francisco, a dental assistant and some free roadside advertising happen. Plus lots of talk of KHTK, Col Sanders, race, diet, and water gain. Donald Trump said a lot of dumb shit yesterday announcing he’s running for Prez. He really has a lot to say about China. Piers Morgan laughs at the F word being used on British tv. The parents of the NAACP lady and the Dad of the Dallas police shooter speak out. Don does not understand the need to give interviews at trying times. Don debuts what he believes will be the song of the summer, Sexy Time. It is not good. 2 DAYS IN A ROW, too much show for the Phone Scan! Calls will be back tomorrow, win your DGS lobster bib by calling today! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES! * Donald J Trump, really running this time * Woody Harrelson to play LBJ in the movies * William Freidkin, director of The French Connection hates Iron Man * FBI investigates St Louis Cards for hacking into computers of Houston Astros * Dave Chappelle will not mock Rachel Dolezal in his comedy * Madonna tries to answer the Taylor Swift video challenge * Top Gear starting to hire new hosts * Cows are more lethal than sharks?!? Closing Song: Sexy Time / Sauce Magnusson Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“May I Have A Bite Of That Please?” 6.16.15
The resigned NAACP lady was on the Today show, Don recaps and will have cuts later in the show. Don announces the first Porch Sittin show, live on Madison Avenue tomorrow morning starting at 6! Phantom had a birthday party, invited no one from the show. He also got a new iPhone6. Huzzah! Al Sharpton speaks about NAACP lady. Stones calls the Kroger grocery store in West Va where a woman had her son crap in the aisle. Newsmaker hotline! The guys are having a little problem with just one word today. Jay Leno really loves the word. The Toy joins us via mobile phone for some May I Have A Bite Of That Please? This will not end well. Smashmouth singer loses his shit on stage. Luke from China keeps crying the guys never heard the last two chapters of his erotic novel about Phantom, so today was that day. Good luck removing the story from your memory. Yet another unsuccessful MIHABOTP call from the Toy. Porno music behind game 5 NBA press confrence? SO much show today, no time for calls. PHONE SCAN RETURNS TOMORROW Seth McFarland sings Cyndi Lauper. A final awful MIHABOTP with the Toy. There will be some sort of punishment tomorrow. Just how gay is Don’s iPod? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Rachel Dolezal steps down from NAACP, and all the clips from her Today show interview * The President had a party Sat night with Price and Stevie Wonder * Jeb Bush makes if official, he’s running for Pres * Donald Trump will release a summary of his assets as part of the plan to also run for Pres * Amy Schumer leaves a massive tip on a $49 bill * A Queens man let his father’s body lay unclaimed in a morgue in order to steal his pension * The courts say a Colorado handicapped man can not get high at home Closing Song: Cover Of The Rolling Stone / Dr Hook & The Med Company Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Trapped In The Dairy Freezer” 6.15.15
Show begins with Don’s weekend recap which included Janet getting stuck inside the dairy fridge the Geronimo’s have int heir garage. One of the show’s FB pages was pulled over the weekend because of content?!? Oh, the Hope Solo photo. How did we miss LeBron’s penis getting out last week? Don’s trip to SF on Saturday and road rage at the bridge. Also speed traps galor. Larry King’s Kings Things. That NAACP lady who is white will not speak about the issue today after all. Interview with man/woman Courtney Brown? with green hair who saw an incident with police in Louisiana, then was arrested after he/she appeared on local tv. The big penis on the prison break felon, and the jail worker who was arrested for being an inside person on the job. The Marlon Brando acting school? That was NOT the most exciting PHONE SCAN ever. Let’s try again tomorrow! 844-818-1140 A rabbi speaks about why women have periods. Sex dolls that talk. Ewwwww. A mom orders her son to crap in the aisle of a Krogers Grocery store. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Jurassic World sets box office records * Dave Grohl breaks his leg on stage, continues Foo Fighters show * CNN anchor issues apology after calling the gunman opening fire at a Dallas police station as “courageous and brave” * One of the women in the Wal Mart fight has been charged by police. * Prison break news, still on the run Closing Song: Hot Rod Lincoln / Commander Cody & His Lost Airmen Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Chinese AliBaba Retarded Idiot (not Nikki Carr) ” 6.12.15
The show starts with an internal memo at CBS Radio about some nationwide cuts coming soon. Don and Phantom are real broken up about that. The director of “The Rampage” has quite the rave out about Kickstarter. He hates The Avangers, Robert Downey Jr and Brad Pitt. The guys then watch a clip of the same director (Uwe Boll) boxing against his online critics in Germany in 2006. Why is Pizza Hut making pizza with hot dogs? Don applauds Acitivia, finally making a commercial that really describes their product. ShowYourTinyDick.com. Kind of says it all. Phantom challenges Don to draw a picture of the selfie of Hope Solo and her genitals. Don draws, and posts the photo on Twitter. PHONE SCAN FRIDAY is here, and all the calls were winners, but only one can win the DGS LobsterBib, and today is was “Lyric Man” doing an America song ‘You Can Do Magic’. Win your bib Monday, call the show all weekend long! An idiot challenges a cop in Austin, Tx who has pulled him over for speeding. Husband catches man upskirting at Wal Mart. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * RIP Christopher Lee and Dusty Rhodes * A petition to cancel “The Breifcase” * Rupert Murdoch to step down as CEO of 21st Century Fox * A Jim Morrison hand written poem to be auctioned off …and then our in studio guest, Nikki Carr! She’s at the Punchline/Sacramento all this weekend! Get your tickets at PunchlineSac.com We had a great time meeting Nikki, and she did do the slug line for...
Read More“KHTK 0.8” 6.11.15
The guys start the show with the latest Neilsen Radio Ratings for Sacramento. KHTK is down, way down to a 0.8 rating for the entire station! Does the DGS podcast have more listeners then KHTK? An email from a listener wondering about the late “Naked Lady Di”. A Folsom, Ca mom (nine months preggo) sucked the venom out of her 4 yr old son’s leg afte he was bit by a snake. Don really wants to interview her, but after reading the woman’s FB page he decided no need. Crazy Hope Solo, her fight with her sister and her nephew. A Jerry Seinfeld on the Seth Myers show…is this really Jerry’s worst ever? The guys don’t think so. PHONE SCAN TIME, and besides the MP3 entry from Rich Feinstein, there were plenty of great calls. Your winner was Phantom’s nursemaid! Win your DGS LobsterBib tomorrow, call the VM line today! Pat Robertson, again making good sense. Plus he mentions Hitler. Arizona bar apologizes to Transgender kicked out of the establishment. John Oliver buys 5 minutes on Trinidad tv, bumps Mike & Molly. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Texas police officer has an excuse he wrestled a black teenager to the ground at a pool party * Raven-Symone has officially joined The View as co-host * Simpsons News : Homer and Marge to seperate * A manuscript for “Grey” has been stolen (follow up to Fifty Shades Of Gray) * Chris Hemsworth has signed on for the Ghostbusters reboot * Tomorrowland (the movie) is a huge financial flop for Disney * An epic case of constipation on NBC’s “The Island” * NBA Finals getting record high tv ratings * Marshawn Lynch will be starring in the next Call Of Duty * Jerry Seinfeld on the preinterview * Why did Cindy Williams leave Laverne And Shirley? Closing Song: In The Year 2525 / Zager & Evans Total Show Run Time:...
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