Posted by Don Geronimo on Jun 24, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with the sad news that our new tech buddy Stones has landed a real job, and will be leaving us after tomorrow’s show. Aloha! Don is super excited to have Sue Aikens from Life Below Zero on tomorrow’s show, Phant hopes he doesn’t overdo like he does when he is really up for a guest. R.I.P Dick Van Patten. Don has many stories and clips from DVP on the D&M show. Don does not understand EDM. Says it sounds like Night At The Roxbury. Fox News anchor tosses axe. Stones calls Wal Mart where man ran naked in store pouring milk on himself. (spoiler alert: it’s the wrong store) Archie Bunker says England is a fag country. A mighty fine PHONE SCAN, with a DGS LobsterBib to the call of the day! Same deal tomorrow! 844-818-1140 Don Lemon, CNN, the “n” word and how Don would handle it all. Arnold pranks his fans. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The life and times of Dick Van Patten, gone at 86 * A NY prison tailor smuggled hacksaws inside ground hamburger to the prisoners who escaped a max security prison in New York state * Donald Trump has jumped to second place among New Hampshire republicans * More on the Don Lemon sign on CNN * “Seinfeld: The Apartment” Closing Song: Let Your Love Flow /Bellamy Brothers Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jun 23, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with the announcement this will be Outcall Tuesday! Go on chat with Lorne James, give him your phone number and we will call YOU. The guys call “Fuck” in Virginia, “Lou Brock” in California, and Jerkman88, #1 Fan! Don does not understand why it has taken so long for the Confederate flag to be off the grounds in South Carolina, but he’s glad it’s happening. A “Dixon Cider” video from Luke in China. Gerry in Portland sendds in a 1980 stump the stoop, Don crushes almost all 30. Brian Williams on the Today Show. The guys agree it was not the best interview ever. After yesterday’s awful attempt, today’s PHONE SCAN was back with a VENGENCE! So many great calls today, Phantom awarded TWO DGS LobsterBibs! Win yours tomorrow, call the show today! 844-818-1140 Mom has dead son in her trunk for 11 years?!? Moose riding in a lake. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Walmart will remove all Confederate flag merchandise from it’s stores * Lester Holt officially signs on as NBC Nightly News anchorman * P Diddy arrested for assault on a UCLA coach who yelled at his son * Police find DNA traces from the two escaped prisoners in NY * Ashton Kutcher will appear as a guest shark next season on Shark Tank * “Grey” has sold more than 1 million copies in paperback * Taylor Swift vs Apple Music * NBC cancels Hannibal * Pete Rose DID bet on baseball when he was playing, according to ESPN OTL * Pong and Doom have been voted into the Video Game Hall Of Fame Closing Song: Love Child / Diana Ross & The Supremes Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jun 19, 2015 in Announcements |

The show starts with some talk about the shootings in Charleston, and they guys listen to a woman walk on to a live CNN shoot to call Don Lemon an Uncle Tom. Our chat room is humming, and James is their leader. Stones and his Grinder account. Any new responses? Dick Van Dyke’s wife belly dances. Don knows why John Stewart did a serious show last night, but he wasn’t in the mood for that. Men’s top names for their penises. Phantom does not have one, he will select one this morning. The guys take the world’s toughest Seinfeld quiz ever. PHONE SCAN TIME! Twas a brief one, and tho Phant thought no calls were worthy, Don did select one of them for the DGS LobsterBib. Get yours by calling the show anytime this weekend! Florida woman jailed for having her dog perform oral sex on her. This starts a discussion of which animal would be the best to perform on you. No answer yet. Real life War Of The Roses, he cuts all her stuff in half. A drunk racoon. After some behind the scenes screw ups, we are joined by Taylor Williamson! We had a great time with Taylor, and talked to him about America’s Got Talent, how he got started in comedy, and Hedi Klumm. Thanks for a great chat, Taylor! Catch Taylor ALL weekend at Punchline/Sacramento, including Fathers Day! PunchlineSac.com PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * All the latest on Dylann Roof and the shootings in Charleston, SC * NBC demotes Brian Williams to MSNBC * ESPN 2’s Cari Champion is headed to Sports Center * Chris Rock almost was host of the Daily Show? * Don reviews all the new movies he hasn’t seen (spoiler: he hates everything this week) * Amy Schumer will open for Madonna on tour this year * Tom Hanks in talks to play Capt “Sullu” Sullenberger for a movie * Pablo Sandaval suspended one game for liking photos on Facebook during a Red Sox loss * Golf on Fox? Closing Song: The Payback Part 1 / James Brown Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jun 18, 2015 in Announcements |

Why is the President going on the Marc Maron podcast? WE love Marc, Don doesn’t understand why the Prez wants to go on all these shows. Many Donald Trump for Pres songs. Thanks to our great listeners who keep sending in stuff! LucyLou sent Phant an Amazon Fire Stick, and we all got tshirts from Abrahams Lawn Servie Bulldogs! Thank you guys. Stones has registered at both Tinder and Grinder for the show. He has gotten response from Grinder, and we had Stones send some genital pictures to enhance his profile. He IS getting some response from interested guys. The Phillies have a broken bullpen phone. RETURN OF THE PHONE SCAN! Two DGS LobsterBibs for two memorable calls in a sea of good ones. Get your calls in now for tomorrow’s show! Who makes more from their reruns : Keith Hernandez (Seinfeld) or Don (King Of Queens)? Buena Vista, Mi council person drops the N bomb. Lump of ear wax removed. The guy speak to Mark Stebin from Stockton, Ca. He maintains he is black, tho he certainly looks white, He also believes the are not races, and he has plenty of problems with Don. A good interview! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES * That prison worker who help the convicts escape from a NY prison had discussed them killing her husband * FCC wants to fine AT&T $100 million for slowing data speeds by 90% * Alexander Hamilton off the $10 bill, which dead woman will replace him there? * Brian Williams coming back to NBC, but not as anchor for the NBC Nightly News Closing Song: It’s So Easy / Linda Ronstadt Total Show Run Time:...