Posted by Don Geronimo on Jul 16, 2015 in Announcements |

“Milk Shi**ers good morning!”, says Don. Amy Schumer, Don thinks her StarWars GQ photos are sexy. Don did not realize the ESPY’s were on last night, he thought they were taped delayed a day. The Cat Jenner acceptance speech for her ESPY was found, and that triggered some more discussion. Mainly that voice. More Big Brother talk. Yahoo trending Peyton Manning womanizer? A list of the 20 biggest sports jerks. OJ ISN’T #1?!? Schlomo Goldstein calls the White House to leave a message for POTUS. After hearing that, Don finds the number and calls himself. A nice conversation with Peggy, WH volunteer ensues. HURRAY the PhoneScan is back and you guys saved it! Many many great calls today, DGSLobsterLib goes to the John Holmes trailer guy. Win yours tomorrow, keep the PhoneScan alive! Tom Hanks in a music video w/o music. DC weatherman does an entire Taylor Swift forecast. Woman watching Masterchef while driving. Sara Silverman and Jeff Goldblum sing, no reason. PHANTOM NEWS&CO0MMENT HI-LITES: * Tennessee is apologizing for their anti-DUI campaign * Pres Obama says drugging woman and raping (Cosby) is wrong * A slight reduction in the “Blurred Lines” lawsuit * Amazon’s #Prime Day was a #failure * Jessie Eisenberg tries to clarify his anti Comic Con comments **** The guys get a live feed of the Emmy nominations ***( * Leah Remini’s Lifetime reality show starts it’s 2nd season * How much is your ESPN worth every month? * Joel McHale kills at the ESPY’s with his Cosby material. * How much is Trump worth? Closing Song: Mendecino / Sir Douglas Quartet Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jul 15, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with some discussion of the percentage of gay each of the guys is. There’s a clip from “The Cosby Show” about the “secret sauce” he uses in his bbq. Whoopi Goldberg finally changes her stance on Cosby. There were some really dumb contastants at this year’s Miss USA! OUT CALL WEDNESDAY, and the guys call Mike form the Bay Area, Ca. He is a professional dog poop scooper and makes $10g a month at it! An American success story! Then the guys talk to another American success story, Fernando from South Fla who is making a Donald Trump butt plug! Buy yours today by visiting Shapeways.com! A very lackluster PhoneScan, for sure. Better calls = Better radio, so do your part! Boy George and Jack Black sing! A link to an old 8mm movie of the SCTV cast in a softball game, circa 1982. That IS Tom Cruise doing those stunts in MI 4. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Sacramento NAACP thinks a carton of mayor Kevin Johnson on the cover of a local free newspaper is racist * NASA’s New Horizions spacecraft gave us our 1st look at Pluto * Trump is #1 in a GOP/USA Today poll BULLETIN! The guys stop the show for a high speed chase in LA. It turns out to be a good one, with an exciting eending! BULLETIN! * Miss USA Pageant got tiny ratings * TV Ratings, Ray Donovan, AGT, Under The Dome et al * No truth to the story NBC will replace Donald Trump with George Lopez Closing Song: Fernando / Abba Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jul 14, 2015 in Announcements |

Don hated the HR Derby last night on ESPN with the new format and same old Chris Berman. Donovan McNabb DUI dashcam. He was just drinking cough syrup. Rite. El Chapo vs Donand Trump, twitter war! Hence the title of today’s show, “Milk Shitter.” The new Kiss song fromt he Scooby Doo movie, “Don’t Touch My Ascot.” Don likes it, Phant not so much. All the new banned license plates from Florida, USA. Video of Dave Grohl letting a fan come on stage and drum to “Big Me.” This was NOT be finest phone scan ever, and tho as painful as it is to announce, there was no DGS LobsterBib to award today, as none of the calls were worthy. Let’s make it happen tomorrow, gang! Man tapes homeless people, commands them to have sex for McDonalds food. Man flies to Az for sex with a horse. 911 Called after a confederate flag wsa spotted at a flea market. CBS Radio fires hundreds yesterday. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * More on El Chapo vs Trump * Jeb Bush holds a small lead over Trump nationally * The “No Flagging Challenge”. Yep, it’s about the confederate flag * Some discussion of Steven Tyler’s country career * Was that a hoax kidnapping in Vallejo, Ca or not? * The entire Cosby case may soon be before our eyes and ears * Pete Rose will be on the field tonight at the MLB allstar game in Cincy * There is a Donald Trump butt plug (and the inventor will be on the show tomorrow at 7am!) * 50 Cent files for bankruptcy * John Stamos is in rehab Closing Song: Funk 49 / James Gang Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jul 13, 2015 in Announcements |

Today’s show starts with some weekend recapping from Don. A loud party til 4am from his neighbors, “the Russians.” Then an 8am start time for a job to install new pool equipment last til almost 8pm, but Don doesn’t mind cause the pool guys are making a lot of noise, and maybe it’s bothering the next door folks. Also Don and Janet saw “Spy”, and Don loved it, gave it four Corn Dogs. Talk of Big Brother and Ray Donovan, last night on TV. SAC-RA-MEN-TO is this the worst job ever? At the Sac County Jail? Poop Duty? Thanks to Gerry from Portland for his My Sharona edit w Pierre Cardona and Phantom! Masked Tweeter X sends in another call, and then a few more prank calls. Letterman goes on stage for a Top 10 list about Trump, it’s not too funny. Kings Things! An especially out there edition. Thanks, Larry! PHONE SCAN after a busy weekend, and many of the 16 calls were from Nick and Katie in Iowa as they drove cross country. Don could not understand a word she was saying, LIKE THE CHARLIE BROWN TEACHER. They won today’s DGS LobsterBib, win yours tomorrow by calling the 24hr VM line today! A Smart Car ad where young children cuss is so great. Minions in McDonalds happy meals are cussing. 5 yr old finds camera in Starbucks bathroom. Holly the chimp plays the uke, PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Camille Cosby speaks, stands by her man * Chuck D is still a Cosby believer * More on Letterman’s top 10 list about Donald Trump * One of Cosby’s alleged mistresses is coming to his defense * Minions has a huge box office debut, $115 million * 30th anniversary of Live Aid, and some discussion about Kenny Rogers * Mexican drug lord “El Chapo” breaks out of max security * El Nino is coming, bringing rain to California? * Gas prices up again, over $4 in California * What are super heroes real identities worth? Closing Song: Another Park, Another Sunday / Doobie Brothers Total Show Run Time:...

Posted by Don Geronimo on Jul 10, 2015 in Announcements |

Don and Janet went to dinner with friends last night who told them a story about watching a baby at Folsom Lake. There’s a lot more to it than that, including bloody sheets. Don is totally on board with Trump in 16. A woman loses it on the Hong Kong subway. Don loves the tape, Phant not so much. The two old queens discuss their Big Brother obsession. Don still can not master the Batman video game. Where is Commish Gordon? Can no one help him? Beloved listener Karen! sends in yet another tale of erotica, Step Brother and Step Sister love. Plus some visits from Chris Hansen and Wilford Brimley…and John Wayne. PIERRE CORDONA. A very nice end of week PhoneScan, DGS LobsterBib goes to “Kings Things!” Our VM line is open all weekend, so go nuts and call in for Monday’s show! Flesh eating heroin update! Cop splashes semen on co-worker. Whoopi backs Cosby. Don FINALLY finds the tape of the whale hunt video. He loves, it, again…Phant. Not so much. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Confederate flag has been removed from the State House in SC * FBI arrested more than 10 people in the past 6 weeks in an effort to disrupt terror plans on the 4th of July * Trump/Sheen in 16! And the Donald does more interviews * RIP Kenny Stabler * Bill Cosby gets to keep his star on the Hollywood walk of fame * Jared Fogel is cut out of Sharknado III * Don review all the new movies he hasn’t seen yet, Minnions, Self/Less and The Gallows * Regis is going to work with Kathie Lee on the Today show ONE day a month?!? Closing Song: Don’t Call Us / Sugarloaf Total Show Run Time:...