Don starts Phantom’s morn with a just released photo of Cat Jenner at 430am. Is Audrey from Big Brother strung out on the Xanax? Trump vs Graham, who is the bigger clown? A former MTV Real World contestant is still being stalked 10 years later. Vinnie Booch joins the show to discuss WWE Raw, The Undertaker, the Divas, and some facts about the male organ. Meatus in the house. Please check out Vinnie’s podcast everyday live from Atlanta. A downright great PHONESCAN with a DGS LobsterBib awarded to “Bruce Jenner’s Vagina!” Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! Don wants these underpants that mask your fart smell. Never put a loaded shotgun to your head, son. A news story from Anywhere, USA. Sleepwalking girl plays piano. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Newsweek reporters barred from the courthouse form the remainder of the Aurora theatre shootings * Hillary trails GOP opponents in Colorado, Virginia and Iowa * Trump assures voters he has a “Presidential side” * Ashley Madison hackers out two members * Bill Simmons signs new deal with HBO * Lebron James goes Hollywood * Jurrasic World passes The Avengers in box office totals * Sharknado 3, spoilers and everything Closing Song: Shining Star / Earth, Wind & Fire Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Meatus The Parents” 7.22.15
Some W.O.L.D. from Harry Chapin to start the show, really getting into the lyrics. Some discussion about subscriptions and free months. Don’s day of granite and tile shopping. Donald Trump steals Don’s move of giving out someone’s phone number. Fox News anchor on sharks in the water, from yesterday’s show. Some talk of Nixon calling the Moon in 1969. What makes a great looking penis? Apparently the “meatus.” Stump the Stoop, bubblegum edition! Thanks for Gerry from Portland for the game! A wonderful PHONESCAN that had many finalists for the DGS LobsterBib, Phantom selected “Pat” as the winner. Get your bib tomorrow by calling the show today! British tv presenter says c*nt on morning tv. Man follows KKK around playing tuba. Stolen from Family Guy? Portland diner owner yells at screaming baby. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * President Obama wants Jon Stewart to stay as Daily Show host * More Trump vs everybody * A Florida gun shop owner declares his store a “Muslim free zone” * Twitter vs Steven A Smith * That recreational pot tv ad in Denver? It didn’t air after all * The weekly look at the neilsen tv ratings…winners : ESPYS, MLB All Star Game * Sharknado 3 debuts tonight * Chrisley Knows Best has spinoff series ready for Todd’s daughter and son Closing Song: My Pledge Of Love / The Joe Jeffrey Group Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Paging Ashley Madison” 7.21.15
Trump steps in it again, Don is concerned he won’t be able to rebound from his McCain comments. The guys discuss the Ashley Madison hack story. They need info on the site and how it actually works…people have info, but it’s “from a friend.” Don attempts to call Abe Vigoda, about the passing of Alex Roco. Abe isn;t at home but we chat with his friend. Schlomo calls Amazon about ‘Prime Day.’ Another great taped call! Don calls the White House comment line, but it is too jammed today. Don calls brother Jim to record some “Vinny liners” and debate the new season of Ray Donovan. A very tiny PhoneScan today..the DGS LobsterBib goes to “Catilyn Jenner!” Win your by calling our 24hr VM line today! The Grizzly Cube, maybe the finest Japanese game show ever. Mick Fanning speaks after shark attack. The stupid Gronk family on Celeb Family Feud. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * The Cali bridge that washed out was 48years old and have an A” rating * Ashley Madison sit hit by hackers * Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert getting a divorce * Greg Gutfeld from Fox News The Five speaks about Trump honestly, kinda opposite of Fox News credo * NBC hot for Xena Warrior Princess reboot * A movie with Backstreet Boys and N Sync?!? * SAG AFTRA gives big award to Carol Burnett * Air controller drunk * Whataburger bans open carry guns in their resturants Closing Song: Georiga / Boz Scaggs Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Leave It To Stever” 7.20.15
Don and Janet go grantie shopping. Don and Janet go to Ant-Man (with audio). Is that the cleaning lady’s car out front the studio? King’s Things! schlomo Goldstein calls the UK! Another episode of “Leave It To Stever.” Hot action, indeed. Another great Monday PhoneScan! Congrats to “Larry” for winning today’s DGS LobsterBib. Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! Our lines are open 24/7! Shia LeBouf screaming again. Road rage with a car and a motorcycle. All is well until PUNCH. Tourists feed a pig to an alligator. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * More bad news for Cosby * USA and Cuba starting relations today * Donald Trump attacks John McCain * Ant-Man is #1 * Someone drowned in Demi Moore’s pool * How much for the deflategate football? * World Surf League cancelled after…sharks * POTUS on Daily Show, last time * RIP Alex Rocco Closing Song: Folsom Prison Blues / Johnny Cash Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Enormous Penis Barbershop Quartet”
Ask Siri about Catilyn Jenner? Don’s frustration with Big Brother continues, tho they guys are in agreement about Meg’s body. The debut of a new radio soap opera, “As The Steve Turns.” An exciting read thru of the first episode, another one Monday. More men’s choirs singing “Enormous Penis”, plus “Jizz In My Pants.” Then Don pulls out the original version, from the Da Vinci Project. Good times. Schlomo calls the Maine general store the guys were talking about, the one with wedding gowns, beer and guns. Don places his daily call to the White House comment line for President Obama. Today Don asks about Trump’s Mexican wall again. Another wonderful operator, who answers questions about “Presidental Greetings.” God Bless America. Loyal listener Jerry from Portland sends in a Classic Rock edition of Stump The Stoop. Congrats Phant on the win! And conrgrats Don for trying to mix Iron Man by Sabbath and Take Me Home by Cher. A WONDERFUL FRIDAY phone scan, all great calls and TWO DGS LobsterBibs awarded! Win yours, call the show all weekend long and listen to yourself Monday! Some Md dads fight it out before their kid’s game. Women, do not douche! And what’s up w vinegar and water douching? Jim Bakker thinks the end of the world is near. A call to Jim Bakker’s “church” to order some freeze dried survivalist food. * phantom news&comment hi-lites...
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