DEFCON 5 ALERT at Don’s house! The workmen doing remodel work in his house disabled the DirecTv and he is without live TV/DVR until today between 12-4. No Big Brother, no Suits! And someone’s father died?!? Phantom and Janet bring Don up to speed on last night’s BB17. (Janet joined CBS.com to watch it, one week free trial.) Phantom was traumatized again, this time by watching Little Woman Of LA. Easy on the “M” word, pal. Iran’s bogus versions of Pizza Hut and Mc Donalds. Vinny Booch joins the guys and discussed WWE news, the death of Rowdy Roddy Piper, and what it was like having Rebecca Elizabeth Blanton on his show. Today’s show moment: Check out Don and Vinny co-reading Vinny’s favorite part of Rebecca’s book. A mighty fine PhoneScan, all calls were somewhat great! Our winning call was Mike from East LA…he gets the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow, call the show NOW! More women drawing penises! What happens at a Snuggle Party? PHANTOM NEWS& COMMENT HI-LITES: * A gunman who tried to storm a cineplex in Nashville is dead. No injuries to movie patrons.\ * Trump readying for tonight’s debate * FBI investigation into Hillary’s emails is a criminal probe? * Cecil the lion killer’s vacation home vandalized * Bill Cosby will soon be compelled to speak * 911 dispatcher job on the line, hanging up on callers who can’t speak english * The View drama continues * Real life “Cookie” sues Empire tv show Closing Song: Get Out Of My Dreams / Billy Ocean Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Valerie Harper Is Alive” 8.05.15
Don had a day and a half yesterday. Crazy thoughts about moving the show to later in the day. All sleep deprived thoughts. The home renovations continue. The saga of Miss Fitch, Bobby B Soder, and the WROK F-Truck. Valerie Harper is not in a coma! And Don has to back up on his thoughts on her whole brain cancer diagnosis. Thank you, Robin Roberts! What is the Racist Football League? the guys find out. With fight songs. Kate Smith vs L. Ron Hubbard? Phantom ON the Stones N The Toy show. Highlights, anyone? A light edition of the PhoneScan. A better turn out tomorrow, please! Again, no DGS LobsterBibs were given away on today’s show. A KKK rally where a member is asked to remove his Fubu shoes? Another edition of the BBC show C*n* Flaps? An onside punt in the CFL. Phantom News&Comment Hi Lites: * Fox News announces the 10 candidates for the first Republican debate * Kelly Osbourne comments on Latinos on The View, apology forthcoming * Rosie Perez apologizes to Kelly Osbourne * New biography on Trump on the way * Sports Illustrated guesses every teams result for the upcoming NFL season * Cecil the lion and Beanie Babies * Robert Downey Jr is the world’s highest paid actor Closing Song: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life / Monty Python Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“#cargina” 8.4.15
Don has a “full packet” for today’s show, so let’s start! Lorne James has a message for Phantom, something about Dorian Grey. Prepping Phantom for his appearance on the Stones’NTheToy podcast, plus his list of demands means a call to Stones. Don keeps watching @AaronFromBaltimore cooking on Periscope. Why? Schlomo Goldstein calls the man running the most beautiful vagina contest referenced on yesterday’s show. #Cargina. Why kind of car is a woman’s vagina? This was a 30 minute segment. Enjoy. Too Much Show Today, the PhoneScan returns tomorrow! C*ntflaps, a new BBC game show?!? Booing the girl who saved Bono at MSG. Don loves dogs surfing. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: *Jared Fogle admits he paid a 16 yr old girl $100 for sex * Gawker gives out Donald Trump’s phone number * Sentencing phase of the trial of Colorado mass murderer James Holmes * TMZ paid for pics of Bobbi Kristina Brown in her casket * Who is Caitlyn Jenner dating? * Gwen Stafani and Gavin Rossdale splitting up * Fox cancels Knock Knock Live Closing Song: Why Can’t This Be Love / Van Halen Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Take Your Funny Pills” 8.03.15
Don and Janet spent the weekend cleaning out their garage, bathroom and kitchen for renovations. Sounds like the beginning of four months of guys in Don’s home. Stay tuned. Aaron from Baltimore Periscopes himself cooking weenies and delivering the mail. Phantom is having a bit of hesitation about appearing on the Stones&TheToy podcast tomorrow night. The two queens discuss their Big Brother. Both D and P are happy with the nominations. Don finally gets his XBoxLive issues fixed, with some WWJD included. Jared from Subway likes 16 yr old gals? The Goodell Punishment Generator!! A very nice Monday PhoneScan, with the DGS LobsterBib winner being “Drew”! Win yours tomorrow by calling our show anytime, 24/7! Larry King’s Things! People eating dog foodm vaginal beauty contest, and a BBC sports guy who really pissed Don off. Oh, and the Zoolander II trailer w Steven Hawking is out. P-U. Phantom NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Fighting for the past two spots for the Republican debate this week * A Donald Trump campaign aide has been fired for racially offensive FaceBook messages * Bobby Brown breaks down at Bobbi Kristina’s funeral * RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper and Lynn Anderson * Also RIP Cilla Black * Valerie Harper not returning to her stage play * Jerry Rice headed to Hawaii 5-0 * Jon Stewart’s final week on The Daily Show * Ohio woman shot in the dead cutting her lawn * Canadian women go topless for a day Closing Song: Free / Chicago Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Mother” 7.31.15
Is this a fake story about a Ga man who cut off his penis? Don’s mother called his brother Jimmy, and a shit storm ensued. Don is still confused about the health of Valerie Harper. Schlomo Goldstein checks in with a new edition of ‘foreign or domestic’! Gerry from Portland submits another edition of StumpTheStoop, 80’s edition! More on Cecil The Lion and the killer dentist. Big Brother talk. A mighty fine PhoneScan! Many great calls today, and Phantom decided on two (2) winners of the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours Monday by calling the show all weekend long! A call to Janet about a fake email she received, and that turns into something altogether different when Janet picks up the phone and is upset about their insurance company. Whew! A Texas newsguy had hit credit card stolen, tracked down the criminal and put it on tv. 1000 people play a Foo Fighters song at the same time. Alec Baldwin on Trump. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Cincinnati police officer charged with murder * More than 5000 people killed in police car chases since 1979 * More GoodDaySacramento fallout from their Paper Towns interview * Vacation made $3.8 million it’s first day of release * Valerie Harper rushed to hospital * Jeremy Clarkson signs with Amazon for new Top Gear show * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet, Mission Impossible 5 and the Seventh Dwarf * You have to follow these rules when you interview Tom Cruise Closing Song: My Best Friend’s Girl/ The Cars Total Show Run Time:...
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