“Electric Eels” 8.20.15

“Electric Eels” 8.20.15

Posted by on Aug 20, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with the women from WeBeSisters.com. Don loves them and their message, look for them on the show the week we return from break! Deez Nutz, running 3rd in the polls. The guys have their BigBrother discussion. Mainly about Austin and the twins. Listeners are making new Yoko Ono songs! The gusy play a few and find a favorite. Some talk of dwarfen porn sites. The 2015 show Fantasy Football League is set! (except the last floating spot?) We finally watch the 1950’s educational film on electric eels. It wasn’t too electric after all. Stump The Stoop, British Invasion! Thanks to Gerry from Portland for the great selections. PHONE SCAN returns, many many great calls today…two DGS LobsterBib winners! While the show is away, the VM line remains open 24/7, so call in for our return show! The Friends clips from a 9/11 time broadcast that never aired. A minor earthquake in SF, and how the media reacts. Who stole a menu from Waffle House, and why is this story on the tv news? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Jared Fogel details. Oh, he is going to prison all right. * Josh Duggar had two AshleyMadison.com accounts * Rosie O’Donnell tweeting about her 17 yr old daughter and the man she was found with * Oscar Pistorius will remain behind bars for now * Shannen Doherty has breast cancer and is suing her insurance company over it * Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are breaking up * Jay Leno to do a guest shot on Last Man Standing * Black-ish 2nd season to have discussion of the N word * Nick Offerman and The Rock in hollywood stories * How much to buy Buffalo Bill’s house (Silence Of The Lambs) ? Closing Song: Do It Again/ Beach Boys Total Show Run Time:...

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“Yoko’s Thoughts” 8.19.15

Posted by on Aug 19, 2015 in Announcements |

Thumbing thru the new Enquirer. Is this a Vine video of Louis CK having sex? Jared Fogle pleads guilty, what in ahead of him in prison? Austin/Liz/finger bang on Big Brother. Loyal listener Schlomo Goldstein makes three great calls on our behalf! 1) A call to Mix96 (blocking Don) 2) A call to DirecTv (porno channels on guide) 3) A call to Wal-Mart (store is a public nightmare) YOKO’s thoughts, from her Twitter feed. Don turned off the alarm before starting. Lady with a dog kicked off a United flight. Huzzah! A woman who set her cheating BF’s balls on fire and taped it. NO phonescan today, as there was again TOO much show! Call today for tomorrow’s PS, last one before vacation! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT Hi-Lites: * RIP Yvonne Craig, TV’s Batgirl * Rosie O’Donnell’s missing 17 year old daughter has been located * All the info we have on Jared Fogel. he’s going to prison, that’s for sure * The FDA approves the female Viagra pill, “addi” * RIP Bud Yorkin, partner of Norman Lear * Brady and Goodell meat again to discuss settlement * Hackers are posting Ashley Madison user information on the dark web Closing Song: Pleasure / Soup Dragons Total Show Run Time:...

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“Blocked By Dan And Michelle?!?” 8.18.15

“Blocked By Dan And Michelle?!?” 8.18.15

Posted by on Aug 18, 2015 in Announcements |

Don’s A/C has been fixed! A nation / region sighs a breath of relief. Don’s neighbor and the garage of 100 bats. RIP Batman of Baltimore. A call to KFC’s corporate HQ about the new Col Sanders. This does not end well. Dissecting the Big Brother controversy about Liz and Austin and the hickey. A visit to the chat section of TrueNudists.com A call to Stones. What’s the latest? The Fat Jew and why most comedian hate him, including Patton Oswalt. No PHONE SCAN today, too much show! A triumphant return tomorrow, so call today! A bullfighter gorged by a bull, twice. Woman has maggot removed from her upper lip. Don discovered he was blocked on Twitter by Dan and Michelle from Mix 96. He has no idea who they are. Our favorite Wal Mart in Indiana is officially named a public nuisance. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * RIP Lenny B Thompson, Batman * Trump still leading in the polls * Trump thought he had a shot at Lady Di? * Kathie Lee Gifford returns to the Today Show a week after the death of Giff * Tracy Morgan to return guest host on SNL next season * Jon Stewart to host WWE SummerSlam * Ellen announces guests for season 13 * Disney opening Star Wars areas in Disney World, and an Iron Man ride…at Hong Kong Disney Place * William Shatner to do a Star Trek cruise in 2017 Closing Song: (Didn’t I) Blow Your Mind This Time / The Del-Fonics Total Show Run Time:...

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“Trumporno” 8.17.15

“Trumporno” 8.17.15

Posted by on Aug 17, 2015 in Announcements |

Weekend Recap: Don was almost phished by a scam email from “Chase Bank.” A cautionary tale. The guys have many theories on the latest on Big Brother 17. Don’s a/c units went out last night, and today’s high temp in Sacramento is forecast at 106. KINGS THINGS! KFC switched Col Sanders! It’s now Norm McDonald. Dirty Jay Leno reads 50 disgusting jokes from Reddit. We watch the Trumo porn parody. It’s NSFW, so be advised! WoodRocket.com A might fine PHONESCAN, with a DGS LobsterBib hanging in the balance over a call about Leah Remini!Win you bib tomorrow by calling the show today! A new service that will deliver your tweets and facebook posts after you die?!? Meet the vagankle! Man pretends to be Forrest Gumo on Tinder. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Trump asked exactly how he’ll get things done at the Iowa State Fair * Trump will pay a billion dollars for his campaign? * RIP civil rights icon Julian Bond * Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter stabbed to death by crazed boyfriend * Straight Outta Compton wins the weekend box office Closing Song: Love Is A Many Splendored Thuing / Jeff Lynne Total Show Run Time:...

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“Elvis Death Day 2015” 8.14.15

Posted by on Aug 14, 2015 in Announcements |

ELVIS DEATH DAY 2015!!!! Don & Mike kicked out of Graceland in 1993. Many Elvis tapes and songs never heard before! Elvis stories: Oh My Peter! Scatter The Monkey (with a new song)! All Guns Poolside! Elvis And Drugs! Elvis Sex Tapes (new for 2015)! Elvis And Food! The whole drug/Cosby rant in great quality! The Hamburger James story! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Trump copters into Iowa * NBC says Celebrity Apprentice will return in 2016, without Trump * Al Gore is thinking of entering the race * No more El Nino, now it’s Godzilla * Bumble Bee Foods to pay $6mil to man cooked alive in 12,000 pound sof tuna fish * Killer grizzly bear euthanized * Don reviews all the new movies without having seen them * Sesame Street goes to HBO Closing Song: Suspicious Minds / Eilart Pilarm Total Show Run Time:...

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