Happy Birthday Don! Don’s BD wish to you all: Don’t be THAT guy at the gas station car wash! Congrats Phantom for passing your computer class that has no actual credit. All is set for Don’s Bunny Ranch party for Dennis Hof tomorrow night in Reno. Olvie Garden brings back endless pass, sells out in minutes. Two Russian pranksters make a fake call to Elton John pretending to be Vlad Putin. It’s a good prank, but sad for Elton. The guys are joined by Vinny Booch for this week’s “Pick The Pros” segment. Besides quite a few good sports takes, Vinny also discusses his most recent sexual conquest, a woman of the evening from Atlanta. Price: $40.00 US Dollars. Next up is Jason La Canforia from The NFL Today on CBS. Jason gets deep into the business of information in the NFL, and how to keep info with so many others looking for the same stories. Plus talk of the Houston Texans and whats goin on in Indianapolis. Thanks Jason, and enjoy your wine! A Fine Fridee PhoneScan! Every call was bib-worthy, but only Phant decides who gets the DGS LobsterBib for being caller of the day! Call all weekend long, we never sleep. Robot says FU on live BBC tv. Idiot shoots his own truck, video of the day. Masturbating on the subway, a tv report. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HIL-LITES: * Trump gives huge ratings to CNN during GOP Debate * Jeb Bush back off remarks about Margret Thatcher on the $10 bill * Scott Walker named as biggest loser at debate * Man who assisted Dylan Roof has been arrested by the FBI * Buffalo Wild Wings has dropped Steve Rannazzisi as spokesperson * Johnson & Johnson pulls ads from The View after comments about Miss America contestants * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen including Black Mass w Johnny Depp * Emily Blunt apologizes for offhand joke * Craig Furgeson returns to tv on the History Channel * NBC green lights series based on a prequel of the movie “Taken” * Dogs found safe in Washington state! Closing Song: Hello (Good Morning) / P. Diddy Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“NY Times” 9.17.15
The Don Geronimo Show is referenced in the New York Times, in the story about comedian Steve Rannazzisi’s lying about being at Ground Zero on 9/11. The guy remember the day in 2013 when Steve was on the show, and listen to the broadcast segment with him. Frankie McDonald submitted a “comedy video” for the show. It’s a “joke” about a man who eats 50 tacos. Alex Trebek has to say “Turd Furgeson” on Jeopardy. All the Trump debate hi-lights from last night’s debate. Marshawn Lynch’s momma in da newz. Don still doesn’t have his hotel info for the Dennis Hof party Saturday night, should he push the issue? PHONE SCAN TIME and again Phantom chooses multiple winners for the DGS LobsterBib! Win your tomorrow by calling the show to-day! Man has fingers replaced with his toes. Man has watermelon sized scrotum. Who is the foot smelling fetish man on the loose in Fla? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Who won last night’s GOP debate? * CNN misidentifies Nancy Reagan last night on tv * All the fallout from the Steve Rannazzisi story * Texas teenager arrested for making clock and bring it to school invited to White House * Two federal air masrhals suspended w/o pay for using their govt phones to film sex acts with a prostitute * Are Busch and Miller merging? * Highest paid tv actresses 2015 Closing Song: Touch Me / Doors Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Lego Window Licker” 9.16.15
News on the gender of Bart and Nicole’s baby….IT’S A GIRL! Leaked Ashley Madison member passwords, and they are beyond stupid. Another Schlomo Goldstein call! Austin is voted out of the Big Brother house, and the guys are like two old queens loving it. What’s the latest in the Enquirer? The dream last wish list for Pulp Fiction. The Lego company has a new toy called “The Window Licker.” They guys call the corporate offices in New England, and have a nice conversation with the operator. Stump The Stoop, RANDOM! Thanks to Gerry in Portland for another great round. PHONESCAN time, and today Phant awarded TWO DGS LobsterBibs including the GOLDEN BIB to “Fake Jay Wuck!” Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! 49ers fans beat Vikings fans after game. Scott Fav Pelt makes Tim Kurkjan giggle like a little girl. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * GOP debate tonight, Trump vs everybody * Crazy North Korea and nukes * Caitlyn Jenner wants to legally become a woman * Late night tv ratings, who won Colbert’s first week? * NFL football dominates the Neilsens * Woody Harrelson joins the cast of the latest Planet Of The Apes movie * Comedy Central stays the course with Larry Wilmore * A follow up on the story of the woman painting Trump with her period blood * Hordes of people in Utah are convinced calamitous events are imminent, by the month’s end Closing Song: Let’s Get It On / Marvin Gaye Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Jolly Bunny Rancher” 9.15.15
Who are the two homeless women in front of the building today? They spoke to Don. He dubbed them Homeless Laverne And Shirley. Some thoughts on Arnold taking over on Celeb Apprentice. Don & Janet learn the sex of the grandbaby tonight! Many things happened at the Buffalo Bills game on Sunday, including a suicide and a random handjob?!? A woman who has painted a portrait of Donald Trump with her period blood. We are working to get her on the show! (@leavysarahm) Why no Kings Things this week? Is Larry ok? The guys chat with Dennis Hof, Master Pimp and owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch! Dennis talks about how he almost had sex with Nancy Grace in the day, and talks about the search for his latest girlfriend. And is Don going to the BR thisweekend for Dennis’ birthday party? BunnyRanch.com! A light PhoneScan. Phantom did award 2 DGS LobsterBibs, but the calls have to be more plentiful than today! Call today, get your bib on tomorrow! Miss American thinks Tom Brady cheated. A man tapes a spanish speaking woman breaking into his car and posts it. KT Tunstall forgets the words to one of her two hit songs? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT Hi-Lites: * Fires continue to burn in Nor Cal * Arnold to replace Trump on The Apprentice * Ky Clerk Kim Davis returns to work….or does she? * Jerry Lewis to perform a live show in Culpeper, Va on Oct 9th * A&E set to air Cosby: The Women Speak * Disney to revisit Mary Poppins, new movie set 20 years later * Former Devo member Jerry Casale and his DUMB 9/11 themed wedding * Melissa Joan Hart steps in it on Twitter on 9/11 * South Park back for 19th year, taking on Tom Brady and Cait Jenner * Denver disc jockey files lawsuit against Taylor Swift Closing Song: My Best Friend’s Girl / The Cars Total Show Run Time :...
Read More“Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” 9.14.15
Don has a late summer cold. Watch out world. The fires in Nor Cal have many people asking if we’re safe, and we are! The guys talk of fire refugees finding temporary tent housing at a local casino. The saga of thew man from Boston who hasn’t showered for 12 years, and just why he’s NOT coming on the show. PS – Our decision, not his! Lots of NFL and Fantasy FB talk. That leads in calling Bay Area hotels to find the Minnesota Vikings. And many calls to Indianapolis fast food places to play “NFL Foreign Or Domestic.” Soem memories of G Gordon Liddy and his urine. A smaller than usual PhoneScan, but still a winner was awarded a DGS LobsterBib as call of the day! Win yours tomorrow, call the show anytime 24/7! Man urinates of passengers on a Jet Blue flight. Another Texas HS football player attacks a referee. The “best” drunk driver EVER. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Major wildfires in Nor Cal * Hillary Clinton continues to fall behind in New Hampshire polls * Trump takes on Ben Carson, he does not return the favor * Trump settles beef with NBC * Gloria Estefan, Carlos Santans and other teaming up for a pro Hispanic, anti Trump song * Jimmy Fallon hits an 18 moth high in ratings for Tonight Show * How protesters interrupted the Late Show w Steven Colbert * RIP Moses Malone * “I Am Cait” ends without a ratings bounce Closing Song: Theme From “Shaft” / Isaac Hayes Total Show Run Time:...
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