Sept 25th! Xmas in September! Dennis Murphy sings Jingle Bells. The Pope arrives in America and Don thinks he’s nailed his voice. A woman gets a cyst the size of a golf ball on her head popped on the tv show The Doctors. Time for “Don Smythe” to call the KrispyKreme in Arkansas and talk to Laney about the 48 donuts she had waiting for him yesterday. A partial list of all the things Trump has called “beautiful.” Some more Kim Davis discussion, and the guys watch her on Fox News. That inspires a round of who would you eat, Kim Davis vs??? Don came up with four women (out off all women on the planet) he’d do that to before Kim Davis. A wonderful FrideePhoneScam had many contenders for call o the day, but Phantom decided on just one winner…congrats to today’s DGS LobsterBib winner! Win yours Monday after calling the show all weekend long! A listener send a link to some 1930’s shock/sex songs, and the guys are hooked. What a great time for dirty songs like “I Want To Pet Your Poodle” and “What’s That Smells Like Fish.” PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Pope visits NYC * A wacky mix up with a wax figurine of the Pope * No prank, Putin calls Elton John for real * Don and Phantom pick all this weekend’s NFL games * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet (The Intern) * Brian Williams MSNBC ratings up * Trump says articles saying he’s peaked are dishonest reporting * Kim Davis still trying to prevent her office from issuing marriage licenses * Empire returns on Fox with a huge rating Closing Song: Hair Of The Dog / Nazareth Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“48 Free Donuts” 9.24.15
Show starts with a message from Frankie McDonald about this weekend’s “SuperMoon.” Dennis Hof is auctioning off another virgin, we’ll talk to him soon about her. Don is mad that Steve won Big Brother, Phantom is happy. A Nation is happy the show is over. These Boston fishermen swear like sailors in a great viral video that will never get mainstream airplay, too NSFW. The guys loved them. The Duggars invade a Krispy Kreme on “Talk Like A Pirate Day” and leave with over 140 free donuts. It’s time for “Don Smythe” to call. And there is love in the air with Laney. Don is also upset the Professional Regurator didn’t win AGT. PHONE SCAN TIME, and we have calls and a winner today of the coveted DGSLobsterBib! Call now for Fridee’s show, we are ready to believe you! Mayor can’t figure out why he was invited to meet the Pope. A prank call, and a quick listen to an EastCoastBob fav. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Pope’s first day in America * Brian Williams first day back on air at MSNBC * Trump vs Colbert on the Late Show * Trump to boycott Fox * Trump still the front runner * Amy Schumer $8-10mil advance for her book due in late 2016 * Kevin Hart to be first guest on new Daily Show * Flu develops in the roof of your mouth says the NIAID * Cosby hires criminal defense lawyer * More on the boy and his clock that looked like a bomb * A 1 yr old left alone while parents nude jogged * Bill O Reilly vs Will Farrell Closing Song: Delilah / Tom Jones Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“End Of Days” 9.23.15
Today is the 23rd of Sept, Pat Robertson and other tv preachers are predicting this is the beginning of the end of the world. Jim Bakker says unless you buy his freeze dried food, during the end of the world gangs of starving people will try to eat your babies. This prompts a call to the Bakker ministry, to see if the guys can order his $9,000 barrel of freeze dried pasta. This prompts a discussion about being an Atheist. That’s followed by a call the the Trump For President campaign. Don sincerely gives his support. Then a call to the Atlanta Hawks about their “Ashley Madison” promotion. This call also goes well. Big Brother finale tonight. The guys will finally be done with it! NO PhoneScan today due to lack o calls. Only YOU can make the segment happen, so call in! More news on Ahmed, the boy withe the clock that his school thought was a bomb. Sam Wothington vs photogs. Boys genitals trapped in swimtrunks from UK store. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The Pope arrives in the US * Brian Williams returns to MSNBC * Trump still leads in GOP polling, and on the Democratic side Hillary Clinton falls below 50% * Ted Cruz bood while on The Late Show * Transgender person hassled by TSA because she has a penis * Sean Penn files $10mil lawsuit against Lee Daniels * Some first week Neilsen tv ratings (spoiler: NFL) * Will Forte and January Jones no longer a couple * A bad interview for Robert De Niro * Don’t commit a crime and post it on Facebook Closing Song: Family Of Man / Three Dog Night Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Best Breasts” 9.22.15
The story of British PM David Cameron, his penis, and a dead pig’s mouth. Gettin Piggy Wit It. Don was not happy with last night’s Big Bang Theory and the wedding. Bernie Sanders sings, part 2. Some guitar tracks from Van Halen with just Eddie playing or DLR singing. And some Nirvana, too. Schlomo Goldstein checks in with another round of Foreign Or Domestic, Bay Area edition. Kings Things! Phantom’s Things! A fine PhoneScan, with the DGS LobsterBib going to a first time caller. Dax in Idaho! Well done, sir! Win your bib tomorrow, call the show today! More Buffalo Bills fans having pre game fun. Gerbil! on Family Feud. Donald Trump’s house of wings. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Scott Walker drops out of race for President * Trump vows to close US borders as soon as he takes office * Kim Davis says no eligible couples have been denied marriage licenses in Ky * Brian Williams returns to MSNBC tonight for Pope coverage * Peanut company exec sentenced to 28 yrs in jail for a deadly salmonella outbreak * Turn your self into a Peanuts character soon online * Emmy’s down 24% in the ratings from last year * A discussion about the best breasts ever * Tracy Morgan returns to the stage at the Emmys * Altants Hawks get into bed with Ashley Madison * 91 yr old German woman charged with 260,000 counts of accessory to murder in Auschwitz Closing Song: And Your Bird Can Sing / Beatles Total Show run time :...
Read More“Party With Flavor Flav” 9.21.15
Don’s birthday weekend recap! Dinner w friends Fri night, the Trump sticker on his car, the painters in his house. Don attends Dennis Hof’s birthday bash at The BunnyRanch! Don’s taped hilites include Flavor Flav, Tony Clifton and the winner of the BunnyRanch Talent Show! A big thanks to Madame Suzette and the entire BunnyRanch crew for a great weekend! The guys call Olive Garden about their endless pasta promotion. They have a wonderful chat with a man named Romeo. PhoneScan is back, and we have a great bunch of callers today, including a GREAT call from Luke In China! He didn’t win the DGS LobsterBib, but you can by calling our 24hr VM line! Was Jessica Simpson drunk on HSN? Andy Sandberg hosts the Emmys. A Nobel Prize for bee stings to the penis?!? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HIL-LITES: * Ben Carson thinks a Muslim should’t be President * Trump still leading GOP field * A new wildfire in Nor Cal * Emmy recap, who won in the categories we care about? * The View loses more advertisers over their “nurse” controversy * Top rated cable show of the year? Named And Afraid XL * RIP Joan Collins * Ernie Hudson will be in the new Ghostbusters Closing Song: Got Me Under Pressure / ZZ Top Total Show Run Time:...
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