“Tar Baby’s Pancakes” 10.20.15

Posted by on Oct 20, 2015 in Announcements |

No coffee for Don today, minor oral surgery after the show. That’s not good. (Either one) The horrors of a colonoscopy, upcoming for Don and Janet. Phantom has words of wisdom, and he just had the very same test administered. Some discussion of a Hitler bistro in the Phillipines. That leads to a postponed call to Tar Baby’s pancake house in South Carolina. Don Smythe takes over for this call. Did Amy Schumer steal her closing jokes from her HBO special? Don announces he misdiagnosed Elephantitis on Amy’s legs. He is still an uber fan. A Schlomo Goldstein moment. The finals of the “cover versions” of Stump The Stoop. Thx Gerry in Portland! A not-so-fantastic PhoneScan, tho there wa an awarding of the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! Don plays a few sports tapes, form Buffalo to Detroit to Mike Ditka farting live on ESPN. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Phant starts with his “Crime Blotter” * Eddie Murphy gets Mark Twain award, makes Cosby jokes * Trump and Carson have requested Secret Service protection * Lamar Odom, recovering * Oprah Winfrey purchases Weight Watchers * People going crazy after ESPN airs Star Wars trailer at halftime of MNF * Blake Shelton suing In Touch magazine * The “homemade clock looks like a bomb” kid visited the White House Monday night Closing Song: I Saw The Light / Todd Rundgren Total Show Run Time:...

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“Oh Bubba” 10.19.15

Posted by on Oct 19, 2015 in Announcements |

Patton Oswalt vs Good Day Sacramento. Don’s vertigo, day nine. Some discussion of Amy Schumer’s legs. To be continued. Sad tale of ratings cheating by BubbaTheLoveSponge. How he did it, how radios and actual fans (not radio listening fans) were used. Frankie Mc Donald’s vampire video. KingsThings! KingsThings! Sure dere boy. A non live MondeePhineScan yielded zero DGS LobsterBibs. Tomorrow is promised to no one, but a great PhoneScan would make the day more tolerable! Call 24/7 to be part of tomorrow’s show! Don loves the new Lucky Charms ad with Biz Marke. Betty, the tweeting chicken and her timeline ala KingsThings. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Lamar Odom’s condition improving * Trump says 9/11 was Bush’s fault (kind of) * Jeb Bush tries to capitalize on Trump’s remarks about his brother * Shark sitings and bitings in Ouah, Hawaii * Sea snake found on a California shoreline * Tracy Morgan’s SNL hosting return to tv * Playboy wants Tina Fey nude for their final issue with nudity * Jack Black ‘Goosebumps’ #1 at the box office * Star Wars trailer to play tonight at halftime of MNF * A former producer on the View is suing Rosie O’Donnell for defamation * Mc Donald’s China debuts “Modern Chinese Burger.” It’s silver * Billy the kid photo goes for $5 million Closing Song: :Looking For A Love / Bobby Womack Total Show Run Time:...

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Dennis Hof vs the Kardashians 10.16.15

Posted by on Oct 16, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with a call from Dennis Hof, ready to discuss the Lamar Odom situation and the Kardashian’s response to Dennis’ interviews on the subject. Catch Dennis tonight on Entertainment Tonight, Access, and the Today Show. Vertigo not gone for Don, chiropractor, dentist appointment, and acupunture on tap next. Porno playing over the PA at a San Jose, Ca Wal Mart! A redneck finds sex lube in the gun department. RIP former CBS engineer Jeff Loughridge. Some stump The stoop, courtesy Gerry in Portland, Ore. Covers and random songs = good edition! Fridee PhoneScan, almost won by Luke From China, til he uttered his last sentence. Another winner was delcared, another DGSLobsterBib out the door. Get on the line now to get on Monday’s show! Loyal listener Jen Jen celebrates her 40th birthday live from Tahoe by picking this week’s NFL games with the guys. And she tells us something she REALLY enjoys. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * American hero stabbed in Sacramento released from hospital * Nevada regulators shut down Draft Kings and Fan Duel * Jeb Bush raised over $13 mil during the summer * Trump and Carson may skip the next debate if it isn’t shorter * Joe Biden close to making announcement * More on Lamar Odom, Dennis Hof and the Kardashians * Mc Donalds breakfast all day is FUBAR * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet * Wal Mart loses $12 billion this year so far Closing Song: Line Up / Aerosmith Total Show Run Time:...

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“Goodbye Vertigo” 10.15.15

Posted by on Oct 15, 2015 in Announcements |

Don is back after a four day bout with vertigo. Trips to the ER and doctors offices and meds and the world is not spinning quite as much now, so the show is back! The Lamar Odom 911 call, Richard Hunter from the Bunny Ranch, and Dennis Hof. Frankie McDonald sends in his latest joke. It’s exactly the same as his last one, about a man eating 50 tacos. Johnny Mac’s new YouTube channel. Yuck. Some thoughts on the Dem debate, and Bernie Sanders WANTS HIS PICKLE! What’s new in the Enquirer? Brad Pitt’s nazi fetish, that’s what. Not the best return to the show PhoneScan ever, as many calls played but no DGS LobsterBibs were awarded. Better calls certainly await tomorrow! Call 24/7 to makes tomorrow’s PS the best! Robert Tillman remix. A weird Bernie Sanders song. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * CNN gets the highest ratings ever for a Democratic debate, 15.3 million * Hillary declared the winner, Sanders close * Sanders raised over $1mil in the first four hours after the debate * Lamar Odom still hanging in * No Kardashian cameras in the hospital with Lamar * Steven Tyler asks Trump not to play “dream on”, Trump says sure * TV ratings, Walking Dead #1 * Nick Offerman to play a former gay lover of Captain Holt on Brooklyn Nine Nine Closing Song: Dizzy / Tommy Roe Total Show Run Time:...

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