“Charlie Chen” 11.18.15

Posted by on Nov 18, 2015 in Announcements |

Don is still a fan of Supergirl, even after the most recent episode. Simon Cowell speaks about the Paris tragedy. Barbie dolls for boys? Trump takes on Ben Carson, long form in Iowa. A call to Brian from Lodi who will be hosting Dennis Murphy in mid December. Again, a 15 min wait on the Butterball hotline! Some listener intros for the new POS show. A mighty fine Wednesdee PhoneScan, won by “Donatella Smythe”, aka Janet! Win your DGSLobsterBib tomorrow by calling our VM anytime! This lady REALLY like Patti La Belle pie! Did Rhonda Rousey take a dive? PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * 2 Air France flights diverted Tuesday night after bomb threats * Soccer stadium in Germany evacuated after a threat there also * Marco Rubio at #1 in the USA Today GOP power rankings * Boby Jindal ends his race for the White House * Bree Olsen says Charlie Sheen never disclosed HIV to her * NY state atty general vs Fan Duel and Draft Kings * SNL announces hosts thru the end of the year * TV ratings * Burt Reynolds could have nailed Greta Garbo? Closing Song: Fox On The Run / Sweet Total Show Run Time:...

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“It’s Not News To Us” 11.17.15

Posted by on Nov 17, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with Charlie Sheen on the Today Show. HIV positive for over four years now. Last week when the story broke, D&P broke it down with their own list of possibles….Sheen was #1 then and now. The new breed of homeless people invading our bathroom. With a homeless locksmith? Money Pit update: Don&Janet’s neighbor Larry says he can see Don taking a dump from their newly renovated bathroom. A test proves he is wrong. Dennis Murphy selects a day (or 3) to come to Nor Cal to visit. Loyal Listener Brian From Lodi volunteers to host Dennis with his family. A very weak PhoneScan, only 2 lil calls on our VM line. More calls tomorrow = more DGS LobsterBibs being given away! The Butterball Turkey Hotline has a 15 minute wait?!? The 14 yr old born without an anus. Water pistol with semen, not a good idea. Chickens can float, dumbest video of the day. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * France vs Isis * Robe Lowe defending his Twitter feed about Paris * Paris attack tv news ratings * Charlie Sheen on the today show, more details * Three Republicans ask NBC for equal time after Trump hosted SNL * More on Indonesia’s anti drug prison surrounded by tigers * Cait Jenner to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardasians for Xmas * Firefighter gets face transplant Closing Song: Temptation Eyes / Grass Roots Total Show Run Time:...

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“Paris & Chris Berman” 11.16.15

Posted by on Nov 16, 2015 in Announcements |

The guys start by discussing the tragic events in Paris, and Don can not believe how Chris Berman went on about it on ESPN NFL Countdown. With audio. A Schlomo Goldstein promo about “Donny’s Midnight Graveyard.” A Money Pit update on Don’s house, and workers speaking of them in tounges. Kings Things. Kings Things. A might fine Mondee PhoneScan, with four (4) DGS LobsterBibs awarded! Keep the streak going and win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! The world’s first vaginal beauty pageant. Brett Favre sends congrats to Peyton while hunting. A 911 call about chicken wings and cigarettes. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * 132 killed in Paris * Washington DC gets warning of more to come from ISIS video * U2 cancels Paris shows * No one watched the democratic debate on Sat night on CBS * CBS brings in debate 7:00 under time * Trump surging in polls * Rob Lowe pulls a boner with his France tweets * Sphere still #1 at the box office * David Hasselhoff wants to go as “Hoff” * David Spade was offered Late Night after Letterman and before Conan? * Peyton Manning benched * Ronda Rousey upset in UFC match * Do not give bourbon to a baby Closing Song: Jackie Blue / Ozark Mountain Daredevils Total Show Run Time:...

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“Don IS Batman” 11.13.15

“Don IS Batman” 11.13.15

Posted by on Nov 13, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with the story of the homeless man Don discovered in the bathroom of our office suite this morning…he IS Batman. Janet vs the painter, Defcon 5. #MoneyPit 2 DC stations already playing Xmas music? Ben Carson answers the Baby Hitler question. Hint: He’d abort him. Ray Lewis rapping. And that spray on hair. Kevin Spacey does ad as President Underwood for China tv. PhoneScan for a Fridee was a fine one! DGS LobsterBib awarded to call O the day! Have a glorious weekend and don’t forget to cal our 24/7 VM line! The Iowa state fair, and the yelling for your husband contest. The guys pick this week’s NFL games w Major F**king Star Dennis Murphy! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Jared Fogel’s sentancing is next Thursday * Hillary has big lead on Bernie, next debate is tomorrow night * GOP worries Trump and Carson are not only still in the race, but leading * Draft Kings and Fan Duel vs the state of NY * Don reviews all the new movies he hasn’t seen yet * KFC to launch delivery service * ABC won’t let two gay men dance on DWTS * Tracy Morgan in talks to play Redd Foxx in an upcoming film * Indonesia’s anti drug plans involves lots of crocs Closing Song: Just Got Paid / Johnny Kemp Total Show Run Time...

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“How To Kill Baby Hitler” 11.12.15

“How To Kill Baby Hitler” 11.12.15

Posted by on Nov 12, 2015 in Announcements |

Adventures with the homeless continue outside the studio. Deets from The Money Pit, and the latest with the problem painter. That “Would You Kill Baby Hitler” question is still making the rounds. Don speaks on how to do it, and Phantom has time travel questions. Chris Berman in a sexual harassment suit at ESPN involving sexts. Godsmack talks shit to Seahawks fans at a concert. Phantom hears a few listener made intros for his new P.O.S. show. The pastor who says Harry Potter will make your kids gay. A wonderful, fantastic, great PhoneScan that included a big time DGS LobsterBib winner! Fridee’s PhoneScan happens with your calls now! Dumbest Wheel Of Fortune contestant ever, and she still won $13g! PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Ben Carson moves into high gear * The GOP debate gets good ratings for FBC * Dunkin Donuts vs Starbucks Xmas coffe cups * CBS gives post-SuperBowl time slot to Steven Colbert * Ken Jennings tries to make a shock jock like joke * Amy Schumer apologizes to fans for a 35 minute set, price $80 * RIP the “other” Beatles drummer NOT named Ringo or George Closing Song: Don’t Cry / Asia Total Show Run Time:...

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