“Guiness And Tootsie Rolls” 12.03.15

Posted by on Dec 3, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with some conversation about the tragic events in Southern California yesterday. A box of mail from loyal Georgia listener Larry Duffy with gifts a plenty! Some Tootsie Rolls, Guiness stuff, and a few great donation cans from the Knights Of Columbus. the cans are proudly on display in our studio. Thanks, Larry! Almar is still in that glass box, naked on You Tube. Some talk of large words, and the help of dictionairy.com is needed. TNF is Green Bay vs Detroit, so the guys call various Bail Bonds companies in greater Detroit to have folks pick the game and help play, “Black Or White.” Thursdee PhoneScan was A WINNER! DGS LobsterBibs awarded to call o the day. Make it happen toorrow, call our 24/7 VM line anytime! A marching band plays “Hello” by Adele. A mash up of movie stars singing “Hello” by Adele. Fox news people saying they back up Trump on Muslims celebrating in NJ on 9/11. * The latest from San Bernardio, Ca * Britian’s parliment votes to launch bombing raids against Syria * Ben Carson’s polling numbers down * Emotional day for Pauley Perrette * This week’s Neilsen tv ratings * Can Nick Cannon save Radio Shack? * Dave Chapelle bans cell phones from his comedy act * The water is Brazil are full of fecal matter, just in time for the 2016 Olympics * How much would you pay to see Star Wars on opening night? Closing Song: Games People Play / Joe South Total Show Run Time:...

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“Almar” 12.02.15

Posted by on Dec 2, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with an update from Dennis Hof and The Bunny Ranch about Dennis Murphy’s upcoming trip to the West Coast. Don’s weekly Supergirl chat. He has Supergirl issues. How much would you bid to stay in the house used for exterior shots on the move “A Christmas Story?” A man in Iceland named Almar is doing an experiment where he lives in a glass cube for a week. And he’s naked. The guys tune in just in time for Almar to move his bowels. Many check ins with Almar on his You Tube channel during the show. We were stiffed by the pink haired lady from the city council meeting, she has asked to be rescheduled for tomorrow. A fine WednesdeePhoneScan, and yes we had a call o the day winner! Get your DGS LobsterBib on by calling the show 24/7 on our VM line! JJ Abrams answers an important Star Wars question. Guy demolishes a wall by yelling at it. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Pentagon announces US special forces to conduct raids on Islamic State targets in Iraq and Syria * Chicago Mayor fires Police Superintendant * CNN admits mistake running controversial Freddie Gray story * Ted Cruz polling up with GOP * VW’s emissions scandal crushed the brand’s US sales in November * You Tube prankster Sam Pepper facing backlash after fake prank kidnapping and video * Seinfeld to return to the stage, once a month in New York, starting in January Closing Song: I Wish / Stevie Wonder Total Show Run Time:...

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“Strip Clubs And Mc Ribs” 12.01.15

“Strip Clubs And Mc Ribs” 12.01.15

Posted by on Dec 1, 2015 in Announcements |

Phantom has his heat back on. And someday he will give his wife the code so she can actually listen to this show and now just have to read the recaps. Don is all about the Amy Schumer nude photo on the internet. He is REALLY all about it. 1985 local DC tv, Redskins Saturday Night with Don and Tony Korhneiser. Seinfeld cast well wishes to a dying superfan. Who sends the best / worst greeting? A bit of a story about how people are upset about the shape of the “Reeses Peanut Butter Xmas Trees”. Some think it looks like a bowel movement. Donald Smythe calls both Hershey Park, and later the Hershey Company, joined by his “son.” And yes, coupons were promised at the end of the call. Your Tuesdee PhoneScan was just not thick enough…do your part and call our 24/7 VM line anytime! A listen to Psy’s new song. Not too impressed. A video from the Santa Clara City Council, about strip clubs and mc ribs. And listen for the exciting conclusion to find out who the woman in the pink hair really is! Kobe’s “poem.” PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * The latest from Chicago * Boston Marathon bomber returns to court today * Ohio Gov John Kasich takes on Trump * Target’s website crashes on Cyber Monday * Lawsuit quashed over gun show w “Muslim Free Zone” * Homegrown movies making, not terror on the 101 in Los Angeles * Supergirl picked up for a full season on CBS * More on Amy Schumer’s nude photo * Tom Hardy #1 on IMDB search list for 2015 * Should undercover cops carry weapons at NFL games? * DO you wake up early for work on weekdays? Bad news for you Closing Song: Cherry Hill Park / Billy Joe Royal Total Show Run Time:...

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“Two Windows Open” 11.30.15

“Two Windows Open” 11.30.15

Posted by on Nov 30, 2015 in Announcements |

Show starts with both Don and Phantom’s tales of Thanksgiving weekend. Don’s included workers in his house and a lack of a kitchen, and a black Fri trip to Costco and stories of the grandbaby -to- be kicking Nicole’s stomach and the voice Bart uses to talk to the baby. Phantom had a wonderful turkey day, but his home heater went out Saturday, as Northern Cali heads into the coldest temps in years. During the ice out at home, Phant found his son had two windows open in his room. There was discussion as to why. What does a “wet nurse” do? Trump vs disabled reporter, and the DGS link. Tim Tebow’s gal pal broke up with him because there was no sex. Adam Sandler’s 4th version of his holiday song, with verses about Jared Fogel. A WONDERFUL PhoneScan after our mini break! So many great calls, yet only one was selected for the DGS LobsterBib as call o the day! Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! Fox hoists asks black panelist about Kool Aid. Aaron Rodgers says the F word at the line of scrimmage vs the Bears. Man has been masturbating thr wrong way (?!?) his whole life. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Shooting at Planned Parenthood in Colorado * Chicago on edge after allegations police deleted important video of a black teen shot by cops * Black Friday numbers down, internet shopping numbers up again * A list of Bernie Sanders’ Hollywood endorsements * Weekend box office report * Adele sells 3.38 million copies of her new LP this week * Sinead O Connor is okay, stop worrying * Jordan Peele engaged to Chelsea Peretti * Man stuck in chimney found when family starts fire Closing Song: Got To Get You Into My Life/ Beatles Total Show Run Time:...

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“An Utzig Mustard Thanksgiving” 11.25.15

Posted by on Nov 25, 2015 in Announcements |

Don starts the show by thanking all of our subscribers for their continued support! Money Pit at Don’s house continues. The newest “end date” is now December 3rd, more than a month late. Don and Janet are not happy campers. A dumpster diver outside the studios at 5am, pic on Twitter. Video of Dennis Murphy performing “Edmund Fitzgerald” is now posted at the @DGSP page on Twitter for you. The weekly Supergirl discussion includes january Jones and the documentary aabout the planned 1998 film “Superman Lives.” A perusal of the National Enquirer for the news leads to the ads, including a full page ad for a $19.99 hearing aid. The guys call the number as a nearly deaf couple. Hilarity ensues. Day before turkey day PhoneScan was a good one and yes, a DGS LobsterBib was awarded to call o the day! Call our 24/7 VM line all holiday weekend for Monday’s show! A man who sings the Adele song “Hello” in 25 different styles. Bruce Utzig aka The Mustard Man shows up with donuts and CASE OF FRENCH’S MUSTARD to celebrate the season! Bruce stays in studio to pick this week’s NFL games and answer a few personal questions. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Pres Obama pledges assistance to France * Ben Carson appears to be slipping in the GOP polls * E.coli breakout at Costco, chicken salad * Don reviews all the new movie he hasn’t seen yet * Neilsen tv ratings, who’s on top this week * Johnny Football gets demoted in Cleveland for partying * Opening times for every possible store on Thanksgiving itself, forget Black Friday Closing Song: Pleasure / The Soup Dragons Total Show Run Time:...

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