“Weekend At Brian’s” 12.11.15

“Weekend At Brian’s” 12.11.15

Posted by on Dec 11, 2015 in Announcements |

A Chilean radio station gets in trouble for giving away a prize to someone who ate the dj’s butt live on air. Roger Goodell laughs at a concussion joke by Roger Staubach. Prep for Dennis Murphy’s arrival in Nor Cal by Brian from Lodi. We call Brian and then get the real story from his wife, Stacy. Should be an interesting weekend! We are visited by loyal listener KAREN! who has her own podcasts about the many superhero tv shows and movies. We discuss The Flash, Supergirl, Arrow, Jennifer Jones and the new Legends show. Who knew there were six (6) Flash guys? Michelle Obama puts out a rap video to encourage teens to go to college. A fine Fridee PhoneScan that sadly delivered no DGS LobsterBibs. Will your call be worthy on our MOnday episode? Just call our 24/7 VM line any time all weekend long and hear yourself Mon! NY sports radio host yells at caller for 20 minutes about Draft Kings. 1st ever transgender bodybuilding championship report. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Jared Fogel’s wingman sentenced to 27 years in prison * Jay Cutler’s brother in law found dead, then some discussion of the Jay Cutler “Don’t Care” legend * Ted Cruz, on the upswing in Iowa * Trump climbs 13 % points since his anti-Muslim statements * Muhammad Ali vs Trump * Millennials do not care for politics * John Madden recovering form open heart surgery * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet * Golden Globe nominations and snubs * A mock mass shooting planned in Austin, Texas * Steve Harvey is the new Miss Universe host Closing Song: What Is Life / George Harrison Total Show Run Time:...

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“Tastes Like Wet Pennies” 12.10.15

Posted by on Dec 10, 2015 in Announcements |

So there IS a comic book Batwoman who is gay. Ok then. Update on the Money Pit from Don’s home. Janet chimes in with a few facts, the painters are NOT done, they will be back on January 4th 2016!! 19 time stars turned down roles….for instance, Matthew Broderick turned down the role of Walter White on Breaking Bad. Herm Edwards loses it on ESPN’s NFL Live. Dirty Jay Leno enters with some VERY off color jokes. The Price Is Right on contraband smuggled into a jail by an inmates grandmother in her vagina. Noel Gallager agrees with the guys about Adele. Some mixing between Coldplay and Dennis Murphy. Thursdee’s PhoneScan was a doozy! Celebrate the weekend by calling our VM line anytime, we’re open 24/7! Call o the day wins a DGS LobsterBib, so call early & often! Porn stars teach oral sex using oysters. Remember, it’s bad if it TASTES LIKE WET PENNIES. Woman stages fake viral video at Wal-Mart, 22 million views later, it’s all a lie. What Fluent Aphasia sounds like. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * San Bernardino shooters were radicalized before they started dating * Neighbor of Syed Farook says they contemplated tacking action as far back as 2012 * Trump doesn’t like losing Time’s person of the year award * Huff Post will move Trump stories from entertainment to politics * Bernie Sanders isn’t done yet * Apple’s iPhone app of the year announced * Burt Reynolds says Charlie Sheen deserves HIV * Happy 20th birthday Mad TV * Happy 99th birthday Kirk Douglas * Steven Colbert Late Show losing big time in the ratings Closing Song: Come On Down To My Boat / Every Mother’s Son Total Show Run Time:...

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“My Wife Got Lost In Ikea” 12.09.15

“My Wife Got Lost In Ikea” 12.09.15

Posted by on Dec 9, 2015 in Announcements |

As the show title hints, Janet got lost inside Ikea yesterday. The key words are “short cut.” Trump doubles down on his anti Muslim thoughts. Soem talk about anti-Isis day on Twitter. Don’s twitter conversation with a Conn senator about guns. Don’s weekly address to the nation on Supergirl. Talk of the adventures that await Dennis Murphy next week at the Bunny Ranch. Why did a listener send Don this video about an adopted baby? A lil thin on the ole Tuesdee PhoneScan. Let’s see what the next 24 hours bring on our automated VM line! “Prank” gone wrong, with black man in prison outfit. Seattle police arrest man for doing coke at traffic stop. Same zombie jesus story as last year from Ohio. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * FBI gets more info on the San Bernardino shooters * Trump still killing it int he USA Today power rankings * Everyone is against Trump on his anti-Musilim standing * Jon Stewart returns to the Daily Show * Remaking Dirty Dancing * People already camping out for Star Wars * Alligator kills man in Florida, man was hiding from cops * A hit and run 911 call, woman busted by her automated car’s system calling 911 * Top Navy admiral fired after being found drunk and naked at a Florida hotel Closing Song: Don’t Call Us (we’ll call you) / Sugarloaf Total Show Run Time:...

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“1-800-PHLEM” 12.08.15

“1-800-PHLEM” 12.08.15

Posted by on Dec 8, 2015 in Announcements |

Don returns from his Phantom-induced sick bed! RIP DC radio legend Ken Beatrice. Trump is kinda ok being compared to Hitler?!? Don watched the ‘documentary’ Dec 7th yesterday on TCM. A few clips fo ryou. A call to Abe Figoda about the passing of Robert Loggia. Twitter goes nuts cause the NBC presentation of The Wiz had an all black cast. Kings Things! Kings Things! Giraffe. A mighty fine Tuesdee PhoneScan that had many contenders but one one winner of the DGS LobsterBib as Call O The Day! Win yours tomorrow by calling our 24/7 VM anytime! A kid’s talking toy that says “cock.” Fox news calls Obama a “pussy” Carrie Fisher vs Kathleen Turner, voice wise. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * More on the San Bernardino shooters * Trump says gets rid of all the Muslims * Obama speaks to the nation about terrorism * FBI raids on the shooters apartment * Weekend box office results * Kim & Kayne have another baby * John Lennon killed 30 years ago today Closing Song: (Just Like) Starting Over / John Lennon Total Show Runt Time:...

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“Hello Butterball” 12.04.15

“Hello Butterball” 12.04.15

Posted by on Dec 4, 2015 in Announcements |

How bout them Packers? Don is sleep deprived but thrilled about the Hail Mary end to the game last night vs the Lions. Best reaction ever on a Black Friday tv report to a heckler who screams, “FHRIP” on camera. Trump holds a kid like the kid’s pants are full of crap. Mouse Mingle.com, can Donald Smythe enroll? What a vetting process! Now that the hubub has died down, it’s time to call the Butterball Turkey Hotline. No goof, just a call. And you can guess how it ends. Stump The Stoop, From July 1986, the top 20! Thanks to Gerry in Portland for sending this edition in! Fridee PhoneScan feature our friend @AaronFromBaltimore, but alas, he did not win the DGS LObsterBib as call o the day! Another call claimed the prize, as you can on Monday! Simply call our 24/7 VM line all weekend long! TLC’s addiction show: A woman who sprays Lysol in her mouth everyday The Mom from 2 2/12 men is a cougar lesbian. Don and Phant pick this weekend’s NFL games. Call your bookie at once. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * More info on the killers in San Bernardino, Ca * Trump opines on the shootings * Jeff Zucker vs Donald Trump * Charlie Sheen being sued by ex fiancee Brett Rossi * Yahoo’s top searches of 2015 * NFL announces Coldplay for halftime SB 50 * RIP Scott Weiland * Pam Anderson to be final cover girl for nudie Playboy * Don reviews all the new movies he hasn’t seen yet * Bloomingdales ad appears to encourage date rape Closing Song: Vasoline / Stone Temple Pilots Total Show Run Time:...

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