Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit, everyone! No NFL football is a real bitch for Don. He had no options but to go to the Sacramento Home & Garden show with Janet yesterday. He did see some really bad on site presentations for mops and cookware, tho. Don and Janet run out of their house when an unexpected friend texts they are “in the neighborhood.” Just not ready for guests on this sleepy weekend with no football. Some discussion of Susan Sarandon’s breasts at the SAG awards. Segment Producer Rich Feinstein went in to the studio with Dennis Murphy this weekend and the result was five classics with a Dennis twist, including “Hello” by Adele and “Revolution” by the Beatles. An Ed Film from 1962 just unearthed. It’s an anti-porno movie called “Pages Of Death.” Spoiler Alert: the kid who read the porno mags did it. A magnificentMondee PhoneScan! There were many bib worthy calls, but only one gets to wear the crown of Call O The Day and win the DGS LobsterBib, today it was the “Craig Wilson’s dog” guy. Wim yours tomorrow by calling our VM 24/7! This woman thinks she was born a cat. A wacky news report from Denmark. Ted Cruz’s daughter wants none of his affection in a good quick video clip. How a chiropractor shocked bad employees until they learned. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Iowa caucuses today * Des Moines Register polls normally picks the winners take Clinton and Trump * Two remaining inmates who escaped from a So Cal prison have been captured * Boston bomber’s lawyers ask his death sentence be overturned * David Bowie’s ashes to be scattered in Bali * Kung Fu Panda 3 wins the box office weekend * Louie CK’s new internet show * More on Susan Sarandon’s breasts at the SAG awards * ESPN announces new lice morning Sports Center type show Closing Song: Revolution / Dennis Murphy Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Undercover Boss Radio” 01.29.16
Don has found a movie starring Emily Blunt that is casting for a role he thinks he’s perfect for. GOP debate, Don was right, Phantom. First question, second question both about the missing Trump. The guys talk the season premiere of Suits and their love of Donna. Whooping cough immunization for Don in ready for the birth of Granddaughter, in the next two weeks (or so the doctor says). Don’s neighbors, and the garage door, the other doors, and the swimming pool. This woman claims David Bowie took her virginity at 14. She sounds like a town pump. Christian groups are mad at Olive Garden for sponsoring the new Fox show, “lucuifer.” So our own Donald Smythe calls to get to the bottom of it all. Underboss Radio! A funnyFrideePhoneScan, with a DGS LobsterBib awarded to caller o the day! Win yours Monday after calling our 24/7 VM line all weekend! Chris Mad Dog Russo loses it on his radio show. Fla doctor who went drunk nuts on Uber driver tries to fix things on GMA. Men try on women’s sexy undergarments because….well, no reason really. Phantom News&Comment Hi Lites: * Trump dominates GOP debate, even though he’s not there * Cruz challenges Trump to one on one debate * Trump says he would have debated if Fox News had donated $5mil to his charity * Get ready to worry about the Zika virus * Civil lawsuit for car accident involving Caitlyn Jenner dismissed * RIP Paul Kantner, Jefferson Airplane * Are the Raiders moving to Las Vegas? * Charles Barkley says ESPN is turning the Super Bowl into black vs white * Don reviews the new movies he hasn’t seen yet Closing Song: We Built This City / Starship Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Homoerotic Trump” 01.28.16
According to the Enquirer, Kathie Lee Gifford pees in the shower. Show starts with a peek at the #1 e-book on Amazon, a homoerotic fiction novel titled “Trump Temptation.” Yuk. Schlomo Goldstein is not dead, despite the note of his death he sent via Heavennote. Phantom does not know what Perez Hilton looks like, Don thinks the guy who wrote the Trump book is a dead ringer for him, speech and over all look. Some troubling stories about Rugby players and sex and animals. Leads to the question, IF Gronk were “accused” of these acts would the Patriots cut him? The guys decide that answer is NO. Yet another rugby player and his love of “solo water sports”. Don does not see how this is possible. Don really thinks Trump is manipulating everyone by boycotting the GOP debate tonight. A TantalizingThursdeePhoneScan had a beginning, an end, and a DGS LobsterBib winner as call o the day! Win yours tomorrow, call and comment on the show or anything, 24/7! Broncos fans are the sh*t. Does Montana have the answer to feeding the homeless? Moron teens mix racning fuel and Mountain Dew. Local new steam, take us away. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * Trump says again, he will not debate * Fox News Greta Van Sustren viewers say 83% will not watch debate if no Trump * Five arrested in the hunt for three escaped prisoners from a Southern Cali jail * NAACP / Phoenix leader in trouble after saying a tv reporter has “nice tis”, oh we have the audio * Bristol Palin says Tina Fey’s impression of her Mom stinks * Consumer Reports says the branding of food as “natural” isn’t really so * Facebook tries to change their “like” function * NFL cheerleading squads sue successfully for wages they were cheated out of Closing Song: Ah Leah / Donnie Iris Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“R.I.P. Abe Vigoda” 01.27.16
A sad start to the show, as the guys mourn the passing of acting legend Abe Vigoda, gone at 94. A look back at Abe’s many times on the show. And his soundboards from his calls will live forever. Rest In Peace. Happy 11th birthday to Oscar the bulldog! Don STILL has a thing for Supergirl. A sumo wrestling challenge for Chris Christie, from a guy in the Oregon compound (before they were raided). Joey, the You Tube sensation who has NEVER given a bad review to any fast food item. Joey also sings soft rock from Chicago. The guys listen to a list of the top 10 sex playlists from Spotify, then check out one of Don’s iTunes playlists. Ouch. A wonderfulWednesdeePhoneScan concluded with yet another DGS LobsterBib awarded to caller o the day! Win yours tomorrow by calling our VM line 24/7! This 9 yr old is crazy for Trump (Nazi youth?). Cats used as styling tools in Chinese salons. A report from Chinese tv about the “pencil underboob” challenge. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI LITES: * Goodbye Abe Vigoda * Authorities have arrested Ammon Bundy among others in Oregon at a federal wildlife refuge * GOP power rankings via USA Today * Trump may boycott Fox debate Thurs night * “Grassroots For Sanders” and the “Bernie Dialers” * “Affulenza” youth will be deported to the USA from Mexico * Hot Yoga founder ordered to pay more than $900,000 over sexual allegations * A new movie about Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor * X Files and NFL games get big ratings, Showtime renews Billions Closing Song: If You Leave Me Now / Chicago Total Show Run Time:...
Read More“Shades Of Phantom” 01.26.15
Don starts the show by telling Phant about an episode of Shades Of Blue where Ray Liotta has a gay kiss. As you’d expect, Phant is a tad upset. Video o the day, some college students urging a cow to defecate on their sleeping friend’s head. Moooo! “Dear Amy” from a Seinfeld fan. Who stole $50,000 worth of bull semen from Turlock, California? This guy is a hell of a rapper, and Carolina Panthers fan. Col Sanders was no fan of KFC, even in the day before the Norm commercials. A call to Claudia Sanders eatery in Kentucky (she was Col Sanders mistress turned wife). S-M-Y-T-H-E. A terrific Tuesdee PhoneScan, with a DGS LobsterBib for call o the day awarded! Do YOUR duty and call the show anytime 24/7! We are ready to believe you! Trump’s spokeswoman is a “half breed.” Cue the Cher music. More spanish calls of the Panthers win over Arizona. Nick Cannon’s kooky Oscar poem. PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES: * East Coast still digging out from Blizzard Jonas * Fiasco in Flint over water continues * Bernie vs Hillary at a CNN town hall mtg in Iowa * More poll results from Iowa and New Hampshire * A former Bill Clinton mistress is worried she will be killed and staged to look like a suicide * FSU pays $950,000 to settle lawsuit filed against former QB Jameis Winston * Broncos vs Patriots was a huge tv ratings winner * X-Files back on Fox, and a big hit as well * Matthew Perry was out of it for seasons 3-6 of Friends * Jack is Black, Fox announces new “24” with a black “Jack Bauer” lead role * Springsteen helps out fans who couldn’t see him because of the blizzard * Dog runs half marathon * PPA’s sue Paramount, bathrooming in their cars * Bernie Sanders gets Ben And Jerry ice cream flavor Closing Song: War / Edwin Starr Total Show Run Time:...
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