Opening Song: Rockin Robin & Come As You Are / Michael Jackson & Nirvana
The guys start today off with Bruce Jenner’s “fuck list” from the Enquirer.
Then Don teases an upcoming segment where a man castrates a reindeer with his teeth.
Loyal listener Karen!!! sent in her reading of an audio book about a woman who has sex with an HDMI cable. The first ten minutes were a lil slow, but watch out. Many beach towlers will approve of this segment.
Another loyal listener sends an impressive list of the SNL40 cast and the positions they’d play on a football team.
Listener Voice Mails! Some impressive calls, a few shaky ones. The Lay King guy AGAIN killed it, however there was NO winner declared today for the coveted DGS LobsterBib.
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The SNL40 afterparty tapes.
Greatest NY Islander fan ever.
World’s widest hips, how does she get thru a door with her 8ft wingspan?
Phantom News & Comment Hi Lites: A UK franchise of Krispy Kreme has a KKK donut, and what was Joe Biden doing during this photo op? John Oliver has singed for two more years on “Last Week Tonight”, and Melissa Rivers has joined ET. A Nor Cal drive in shows 50 Shades Of Grey next to Spongebob, and Conan O’Brien taped a show in Cuba last week. Leslie Gore died, and she was a lesbian. And finally, two guys have a podcast based around watching “Grown Ups II” every week.
Closing Song: Elanore / Turtles
Total Show Run Time: 2:56
