Opening Song: How do I Make You / Linda Ronstadt
Don believes he is becoming Willie Beamer. Another trip to vomit city before the show. Maybe it’s some kind of a good luck charm.
Phantom is befuddled by his car’s FOB, and then takes his first ever selfie and posts it.
Janet told Don if she killed him she’d dispose of the body before the authorities are called. This conversation happened while watching a tv show about spouses killing spouses.
It’s Dean Smith, not Dean Cain who passed away. No calls to Abe at this time!
Phantom loves Mr Cat Stevens.
Don calls the NY Knicks trying to get a hold of James Dolan, who wrote a scathing email to a disgruntled multi year fan. Don thinks he did nothing wrong. Everyone needs an asshole around.
Don also thinks Kayne West is the current #1 asshole in the music biz. Said with love.
The Geronimo’s love their new Squatty Potty, as seen on Shark Tank.
Van Helen to release a live lp with vocals by David Lee Roth. The guys look at the set list to pick the final tracks.
Making yogurt with your vagina!
Stupid parents holding “Measles Parties”.
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Phantom News & Comment Hi Lites: Kevin Hart will lead the roast of Justin Beiber, and NBC is deciding what to do about Brian Williams. Iggy Azelea is pissed at Poppa John. More discussion of Kayne West “the assshole!” at the Grammys, and then some tv ratings talk. The Grammys were down, Better Call Saul debuted witha big audience. Spider Man’s next movie will be made by Marvel, not Sony, and Charles Manson found out his former fiancee wanted to put his body on display after his death.
Closing Song: Smokin In The Boys Room / Brownsville Station
Total Show Run Time: 2:58
