For Bart & Nicole’s baby shower this weekend, should Don invest in the vaginal speaker for the newborn to be? The guys decide no.
Donald Fagan of Steely Dan arrested for spousal abuse. A very mellow beating? The guys discuss the mellow sounds of Steely Dan and how weird this story seems.
Don’s tale of United airlines and how they handle luggage that has been damaged.
Supergirl, Don still loves this show.
Kenneth Copeland says God told him to stop flying commercial and get a private jet.
The Oregon loonies, and how they are getting food supplies shipped in.
A Wednesdee PhoneScan that was tons o fun, but sadly, no DGS LobsterBib winners. Will it happen tomorrow? You have 24 hours to call the show!
Don Periscopes during the bathroom break!
A Pizza Hut guy tapes himself doing bong hits while making pizza. Don has no problem, Phantom does.
A tape of lesbians touching penis for the first time.
Deadspin vs Jim Nantz.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* Oregon’s armed occupation continues
* President Obama cried while discussing gun violence
* The UK has a petition to keep Donald Trump out of the country
* Trump going on Fallon on Jan 11th
* Cosby’s lawyers win a point, stalling testimony of Camille Cosby’s testimony
* USA Today’s GOP power rankings
* Guns N Roses reuniting
* Update on McDonalds Pick 2 and Pizza Hut $5 deal
* RIP Natalie Cole and Wayne Rogers
* Rhonda Rousey to host SNL
* Big Bang Theory sets 7 day delayed viewer rating record with Sheldon-Amy sex episode
Closing Song: Enjoy The Silence / Depeche Mode
Total Show Run Time: 2:45
