Show is almost 30 minutes late starting today. Thanks to Stones and the weekend crew for making things so screwed up. And Thank You James for coming in to straighten it all out!
Don is against “friendsgiving”.
Rich Feinstein presents three new recordings by major f**king star Dennis Murphy, including ‘Rock Me Gently’ and ‘Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald.” Enjoy, everybody.
Kings Kings things, Kings things.
A downright weird Mondee PhioneScan. Interesting, but no calls were awarded the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today! We love your calls!
The testicle beauty pageant.
Michael Caine does a great Michael Caine impression.
Miley Cyrus wears a giant penis on stage this weekend.
PHANTOM NEWS&CO0MMENT HI-LITES:
* Trump and Carson say they would bring back waterboarding
* Trump leads in Iowa, Ted Cruz rockets into 2nd place
* Trump might run as an independent
* WWE threatened by ISIS in Atlanta?
* Weekend box office, Hunger Games made over $100mil opening weekend
* New shopping network, GTV. Gun TV
* How much would you pay for Tony Soprano’s Escalade?
Closing Song: Can’t Get Enough / Dennis Murphy
Total Show Run Time: 2:24