Show starts with a song BY the Pope, “wake Up! Go! Go! Go Forward!”
The sounds of renovation at Don’s house. That’s loud.
A guy in NY who has masturbated at a video chat for deaf people OVER 4,000 times this year.
Don watched an awful show about the Madden game on the NFL Network.
Kings Things! Larry King’s Things!
Bubba The Love Sponge vs the ratings company?
Artie Lange vs Howard Stern.
“Don Smythe” calls his chat line, as long as it’s still a free trial.
PHONESCAN time, and today the DGSLobsterBib goes to the “bong man.” Win yours tomorrow by calling the show today!
Bully hits blind kid, gets destroyed, viral video of the day.
Bill O’Brien says do NOT go on Hard Knocks.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* The Pope says he’s on Kim Davis’ side
* Is there water on Mars?
* Russia wants in on the Syria conflict
* Trump’s war on FoxNews is over
* ABC’s Quantico gets good opening ratings, Trump is #1 on 60 Minutes, Fox’s Empire is Huge
* Late night ratings show Colbert wins week one
* RIP Erik Roner from MTV’s Nitro Circus
* New poll show Biden is the man
* Finalists for the 2015 Toy Hall Of Fame
Closing Song: Higher & Higher / Rita Coolidge
Total Show Run Time: 2:54
