Don hated the HR Derby last night on ESPN with the new format and same old Chris Berman.
Donovan McNabb DUI dashcam. He was just drinking cough syrup. Rite.
El Chapo vs Donand Trump, twitter war! Hence the title of today’s show, “Milk Shitter.”
The new Kiss song fromt he Scooby Doo movie, “Don’t Touch My Ascot.” Don likes it, Phant not so much.
All the new banned license plates from Florida, USA.
Video of Dave Grohl letting a fan come on stage and drum to “Big Me.”
This was NOT be finest phone scan ever, and tho as painful as it is to announce, there was no DGS LobsterBib to award today, as none of the calls were worthy. Let’s make it happen tomorrow, gang!
Man tapes homeless people, commands them to have sex for McDonalds food.
Man flies to Az for sex with a horse.
911 Called after a confederate flag wsa spotted at a flea market.
CBS Radio fires hundreds yesterday.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
* More on El Chapo vs Trump
* Jeb Bush holds a small lead over Trump nationally
* The “No Flagging Challenge”. Yep, it’s about the confederate flag
* Some discussion of Steven Tyler’s country career
* Was that a hoax kidnapping in Vallejo, Ca or not?
* The entire Cosby case may soon be before our eyes and ears
* Pete Rose will be on the field tonight at the MLB allstar game in Cincy
* There is a Donald Trump butt plug (and the inventor will be on the show tomorrow at 7am!)
* 50 Cent files for bankruptcy
* John Stamos is in rehab
Closing Song: Funk 49 / James Gang
Total Show Run Time: 2:52
