“Fart Symphony” 5.20.15

“Fart Symphony” 5.20.15

Posted by on May 20, 2015 in Announcements |

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Stones is sick, but luckily for him, Don is always very sympathetic about such issues. Right.
Don found some old Match Game episodes he wrote, from 2010 and 2014. Same jokes.
We were reached out to by Larry King’s publicist, and YES Larry will join us next week on the show!
Happy birthday to Jeff Tarbell! Jeff airs his final KHTK show this weekend.
Masked Tweeter X is at it again, calling another show in Atlanta. Five urban women. He is calling as “Byron.” His first call sets it up pretty well. More to come.
A fart symphony!!! A taped fart slowed down sounds like a certain musical note, and it’s all set to music, and…well. Just listen.
A Chinese man obsessed with “Friends”. The guys have got to meet him!
The Upright Citizens Brigade presents a live episode of an original “Seinfeld.” The George is not right.
Putin scores 8 goals against the Soviet hockey team?!?
Another world class PHONE SCAN! Many great callers, buy Ray from New Mexico is our winner of the DGS LobsterBib! Win yours tomorrow by calling today!
844-818-1140
Blackjack internet guy goes nuts after losing 10G on one hand.
Bruce Jenner speaks, Don tries to imitate, Phantom tries to understand.
PHANTOM NEWS&COMMENT HI-LITES:
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* 33.8 million airbags are defective
* Patriots accept punishment from NFL
* NFL owners make changes to extra point
* Mad Men finale garners 3.3 million same day viewers
* NBC is number one for the 2014-2015 season, but that number is inflated by the Super Bowl broadcast
* The Lucy rerun from 50 years ago beat the season finale of Brooklyn 99
* A nigerian bistro is serving human flesh

Closing Song: Heroes And Villains / Beach Boys
Total Show Run Time: 2:50

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