“Hamburger James” 12.16.16

“Hamburger James” 12.16.16

Posted by on Dec 16, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by playing a number of Christmas songs to get you in the holiday spirit.  Little Joe gives us a quick update on his divorce, which is all but finalized.  Don thanked everyone for a great year and promised big things to come in 2017.  The boys played audio of Al Michaels from last nights game, confirming Dons theory that he can’t say Seattle Seahawks without a lisp.  The great Sean Salisbury joined the boys to talk about the Rams firing Jeff Fisher, the brilliance of the New England Patriots, gave his take on Thursday Night Football and told a story of playing concussed.  Don shared with us an all time holiday classic, the Elvis “Hamburger James” story.  Don then tried to make LJ puke by playing a clip from Animal Planets “Monster Inside Me”.  Don continued to spread the holiday cheer by playing some of Dennis Murphy’s Christmas hits.  The boys had a phone scan with an educational call teaching the boys a new phrase, “Hotdog them titties!” Don welcomed Vinny Bucci to the show to pick the pros.  While on the boys got to also hear about his stand up performance he recently did and his life buying sex from prostitutes.  And in honor of it being the boys last show before their Christmas break Don closed the show with Tiny Tim and “Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Christmas”. The boys welcomed back to the bonus show Kevin Kronic (www.KrinicTalk.com) and their man on the streets, Chris.  While in studio, Kevin tells us what strain the boys are enjoying this morning.  They talked about under what circumstances would any of them try to save Little Joe’s life.  Kevin gave us his review of the new Star Wars while Chris tried to explain it all to a very annoyed Little Joe.  Don and LJ gave the virtual reality another chance, this time had a much more successful experience.  Don played for the boys a creepy virtual reality cartoon courtesy of Amazon.  And Don ended the show with an elephant that sounds like a dinosaur riding a motorcycle.  And to keep the keep the Christmas theme going, the boys closed the show with “Baby It’s Cold...

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“There! Are! Four! Lights!” 12.15.16

“There! Are! Four! Lights!” 12.15.16

Posted by on Dec 15, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by sharing his famous “Aunt Lola” story.  Little Joe gave us an update on his ball, and informed us of the steps he’s taking to solve the problem.  Don warned everyone when watching the game tonight, listen for Al Michaels and his pronunciation of Seattle Seahawks.  Don told us about the Muslim woman who lied about being harassed by Donald Trump supporters, which lead Don to share a PSA of a bunch of nobody celebrities trying to change the electoral college vote.  Don gave us an update on his phone and the movies he currently has on his phone.  Don played audio of Comcast employees being jerks while cars crashed in the snow behind them…which reminded Don of a Star Trek episode where Piccard yelled out, “There are four lights!”  Don told us the genius behind Starbucks screwing up your name.  Don challenged In Dak We Trust to come in and do 10 minutes of radio to when the show returns from vacation.  Don talked about the latest round of CBS firings.  Don shared the 1985 hit courtesy of the LA Rams, “Ram It”.  The boys had a phone scan highlighted with the great “David Haines”. Don had his random stories including to old women searching for a candle shop crashing into a loading ramp, a Good Day LA anchor crashing into a camera and a feel good story that only Little Joe would enjoy.  And in honor of Dave Clark’s birthday the boys closed the show with “Glad All...

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“RIP Alan Thicke” 12.14.16

“RIP Alan Thicke” 12.14.16

Posted by on Dec 14, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by asking Little Joe for an update on his nut and the hot technician who gave him the ultrasound.  Don then paid tribute to Alan Thicke who passed away yesterday at the age of 69.  Don then talk about Walmart and Amazon selling mugs that said “Got Hitler” and “Got Retard”.  Don played a video of a man using his kids to get a million views on youtube that Little Joe instantly called BS over.  Don called Kanye West Donald Trumps puppet after their meeting yesterday.  Don then told us his famous story of program director Tom Bigby.  Don had the latest from the National Enquirer including Castro admitting he killed JFK before he died, and a story of a heartless Tom Hanks.  Don played for us the dumbest Bills fan to date.  The boys had a phone scan with a call from Alan Thicke from the grave predicting the next 3 to die, including Little Joe. Don had his random stories including a man pranking women on Plenty Of Fish, a proposal wasting tax payers money, Triple H telling a story of how Donald Trump really thought Vince McMahon was blown up in a limo, and Joe Piscopo playing on running for Governor of New Jersey.  And in honor of Alan Thicke, the boys played his son Robin and his hit “Blurred Lines” to close the...

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“Warmest Greetings!” 12.13.16

“Warmest Greetings!” 12.13.16

Posted by on Dec 13, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don starts off by announcing his dislike for Christmas wreaths on cars, which leads the boys to talk about the new Lexus covered with LED lights.  Don then reviews Caressa Kisses Twitter account and the perverts she retweets.  Don played a video of an evangelist in Alaska going to the mall to tell children that Santa is fake…so Don gave him a call and left him a pleasant voicemail.  Don then talked about the new McDonalds cup that looks like spreading butt cheeks, so Don called McDonalds to complain.  Don told us how Susan Brady lost her job as an internet radio host.  This somehow reminded Don of his Anna Nicole Smith tape, which then lead Don down a journey of random tapes he has.  Don called his brother Tom for an update on his broken penis.  Don then played his random stories including a woman upset that she got kicked out of Victoria Secret for being black, and some high school kids who used their semen to frost a cake in class.  And in honor of Tom DeLonge’s birthday the boys closed the show with Blink 182 and “First Date”....

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“Merry Christmas!” 12.12.16

“Merry Christmas!” 12.12.16

Posted by on Dec 12, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo show, Don started off by declaring his dislike for John Cena.  Don then recapped his weekend from the Three Stooges who installed his furnace, to the angry people at the place he gave blood, to taking Bishop to see Santa.  Don then told us why he’s upset with Direct TV.  Don asked how exactly the new Amazon shopping worked, especially if you were buying produce.  Don and Little Joe find out if Deuce said “shit” or “shade” on Good Day.  Don annoyed Little Joe with Rick Astley singing the Foo Fighters.  Don gave us his theory on if the Westworld robots poop.  The boys had a phone scan where we find out who the Steve Bryant caller is. Don had his random stories including Best Buy employees buying a young man a Wii so he would stop playing games in the store and a friend who “accidentally” sawed off his friends penis.  And in honor of Frank Sinatra’s birthday, the boys closed the show with “That’s Life”....

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“Godfrey” 12.9.16

“Godfrey” 12.9.16

Posted by on Dec 9, 2016 in Announcements, Misc. | 0 comments

Today on the Don Geronimo Show, Don started off by teasing their man on the streets Chris coming in for the after show, bringing in his virtual reality glasses…which lead Don to playing for us a treat from the 70’s, a song about VD.  Little Joe gave us the final verdict on his bad choices class, which Don compared Little Joe to Tom Cruise from “A Few Good Men”.  This lead to the boys to discuss Tom Cruises career and at what point did he have a drop off.  The great Sean Salisbury joined the boys to discuss the Raiders loss to the Chiefs, how he believes the Patriots are still the team to beat and how he absolutely hates the fade route.  Little Joe gave us an update on his testicle, which his doctor wants an ultra sound done, stat!  Don played an uplifting video of Jerkman’s daughter Gracie that almost brought Little Joe to tears.  So the boys followed that up with comedian Godfrey sharing with us how he hates families, which did bring LJ to tears.  Godfrey continued by calling Eli Manning the Forrest Gump of quarterbacks before picking this weeks games.  The boys had a phone scan highlighted with a call bashing Utzig right before Don had one last story of a real life “Bad Santa”.  And in honor of Jacob Dylan’s birthday the boys closed the show with the Wallflowers and “One Headlight”. Today on the bonus show Don and Little Joe welcomed back of course, Kevin Kronic (www.KronicTalk.com) and their man on the streets, Chris.  While in studio the boys had their usual smoke session while trying to figure out Chris’ virtual reality glasses.  And Don wrapped the show with the most bizarre adult searched sites.  And to honor John Lennon a day after the anniversary of his death, the boys closed the show with the Beatles “Don’t Let Me...

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